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My mother and Lao Tzu are not even Lao Tzu. What do you mean?

What the fuck? I'm not Lao Tzu.

Mother's admonition is a beautiful article with neat structure and strong feelings, but what impressed the students was that Hu Shi sounded like a swearing quip in the article: "I don't care about my mother!" " 」

In other words, 100 years ago, on an early autumn evening, Hu Shi wandered at the door after eating. Seeing that Hu Shi was wearing too little, his aunt brought him a dress and told him to put it on: "Put it on! It's so cold] But Hu Shi didn't know what happened to that tendon, and suddenly he said humorously, "What the hell! Lao Tzu is not Lao Tzu. Hu Shi's mother happened to hear this sentence, so she dragged Hu Shi out of bed that night and beat him up, and also vigorously scolded him: "You are not as proud as Lao Zi! So you can talk! (Translated in hip-hop language should be: "Your father is dead, do you think it is Diao? It is said that Hu Shi's mother trembled with anger and her blood pressure once dropped below 40.

The Chinese textbook is "Mom, I'm not Lao Zi!" What's the use of telling me about my mother? My father can't even take care of me (note: because Hu Shi's father was dead at that time, how can I take care of Hu Shi unless there is something supernatural? )

I think Hu Shi's reaction at that time was very reasonable! Being a widow at such a young age is really XXX. If my son thinks he is a funny artist, full of jokes that hurt people and hurt himself, and doesn't drag the dead child out to teach him a lesson, he will really be sorry for himself and the audience all over the country. If Hu Shi's mother had not decisively taught Hu Shi at that time, I don't think Hu Shi would have made such outstanding achievements in the future.