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Embarrassed day composition
In life, we have had happy, sad, happy and sad times ... but there are also embarrassing times.
That morning, when I opened my eyes, I felt itchy, and something was wrong. I touched it curiously and immediately retracted my hand like a rebound and cried. Mom smiled: "You have youth bean on your face!"
At night, I don't know which mosquito owed me a beating, but when I was asleep, it gave me a close contact, kissed me and left its "red lip print" on my face! How can I go to school like this? But I'm still good at school. You can't stop going to school because of a few bumps! But what if my classmates laugh at me? I struggled for a long time, gritted my teeth, picked up my schoolbag and walked to school.
While praying, I didn't want my classmates to pay attention to my face and walked into the classroom with trepidation. It happened that he ran into his enemy head-on. This guy can't open the pot: "Come and see, everyone, Wu Fan has a youth bean on his face!" "Really?" Everyone gathered around curiously. The "damn guy" I hate in my heart. Cover your face and sit in your seat. Ding! The bell for help rang just in time. What a beautiful bell! Today's bell is so beautiful! I breathed a long sigh of relief.
The Chinese teacher came in: "Wu Fan, what happened to your face?" It's really a wave of unrest, and today the teacher's eyes are so sharp! "bitten by mosquitoes." I looked down and answered. "It seems that it is still a affectionate mosquito, and it has been' kissed' several times in a row." The students burst out laughing. Suddenly I felt my face steaming like a fire.
I was on pins and needles this morning. Finally, the acne disappeared at noon.
In the afternoon, I came to school in the sun. The first class is English. As usual, the students raised their hands actively and answered the teacher's questions enthusiastically. English is my strong point. This time, I should hold my head high like a straight stick, but the teacher seems to turn a blind eye. My deskmate saw me in such a hurry that she glanced at me shyly and pretended to call: "Hello? Oh, Wu Fan is not invited? Oh, I see! " Then, I sang strangely: "Don't invite Wu Fan, don't invite Wu Fan …" I ignored him at first. I want to sing and sing, anyway, the English teacher won't really not invite me! What is hateful is that his words are as effective as a spell, and the teacher really doesn't invite me! I was so angry that I stretched out my fist and was about to hit him. As a result, he suddenly changed his mouth and said, "Hello? What? Want to invite Wu Fan? Oh, I see! " I didn't know that my English teacher suddenly invited me as if I had agreed with him! ! ! The saddest thing is that I stood up excitedly, but I didn't pay attention to the teacher's question. I looked at the teacher blankly. Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... The teacher stared at me with wide eyes and motionless, giving me strange eyes. My classmates were also surprised. Dozens of pairs of eyes stared at me as if I had suddenly become an alien. It's embarrassing. I hope a crack suddenly appears in the ground and let me in. ...
I was really embarrassed that day. I was unlucky!
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