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Tell me some humorous sentences about ugly people

There is beauty and ugliness in the world, but everyone’s aesthetics are different. Do you know any funny sentences that describe people’s ugliness? Below are some funny sentences that I have prepared for you to describe people as ugly, but you should use them wisely.

Funny sentences to describe people being ugly (selected articles)

1. The length is abstract enough, and I understand that people can also grow like this.

2. Brother, if Mr. Zhu Guangqian sees you, he will definitely give up on aesthetic research!

3. You look like a beautiful woman from a distance, but you look like a Jurassic up close. Dinosaur! (The last words of a boy with a thousand degrees of myopia)

4. It’s not easy to grow like this. It absorbs a lot of cosmic rays, right? You can see it!

5. You , I did nothing wrong! I can only blame Darwin’s theory of evolution!

6. No matter how ugly you are, you can be ugly, just not like you!

7. You look good It’s really confusing!

8. Were you kissed by a cow when you were a child? It’s amazing!

9. You look really incomparable!

10. My heart will hurt when I see you, because my one thought and impulse ruined your life! (Mother said)

Funny sentences to describe people as ugly (popular articles)

1. You look so damn easy to recognize.

2. Looked at him with regret and said: "Can the surgery be restored?"

3. You look so brutal!!

4. International faces are universal.

5. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

6. Not bad, I can distinguish my facial features .

7. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you

8. I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by a gunman if you run around on the street like this.

9. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

10. You need to reinvent yourself

11. You look so creative and live so courageously!

12. He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

13. You look illegal!

14. You look like a car accident scene

15. You look really post-modern

16. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being. 17. Your appearance breaks through human imagination...

18. I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your butt?...Oh? I'm sorry, I don't I know that’s your face, so where’s your butt?

19. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

20. Your height slows down the Internet speed, you It’s too long and consumes too much memory

Funny sentences to describe people’s ugliness (latest)

1. It’s thrillingly long... so creative

2 , Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You look very patriotic, dedicated and courageous!

4. You look really creative and live with courage!

5. You look really post-modern!

6. You look like a car accident scene

7. Your appearance is not proportional. Fight well

8. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, and one is the very beautiful one. That's what you are

10. Your appearance is very refreshing!!

11. You need to reinvent yourself

12. How can they call you Where's the pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever they look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to a pig.

13. Damn, you look so damn easy.

14. It looks very sci-fi, and it looks very abstract!

15. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection! 16. He looks very innocent, but looks sorry for the people and the party.

17. Your height slows down the Internet speed, and your length consumes too much memory

18. If you chase me for two kilometers naked and I look back, I will be considered a hooligan!

19. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?