Who can tell me some jokes?

1. Party A, Party B and Party C went out together, and Party A caught a cold. ...

Everyone sleeps in a bed at night, and A sleeps in the middle.

In the middle of the night ... A sniffled,

B-C's whole face is the crystallization of a.

Let us know next time ...

Half an hour later,

A: Attention. ...

Hearing this, B and C quickly got into the quilt.

And make sure there is no contact with the outside world. ...

As a result, a fart.

2. A brother likes to eat fish.

Wal-Mart has a kilo of perch 9 yuan.

If you die, it's 7.20 on ice,

As fresh. A brother got off work,

I rushed to buy it, but I was often bought.

Some brother is waiting in front of the fish tank,

Sometimes they don't die for a long time.

A brother fished it in with a net and hit the fish on the head with his hand.

The waiter couldn't take it anymore,

To tell this brother:

"Sir, fainting is not ..."

3. Two charming children got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly, I hate it, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!