Dissolve embarrassing jokes

A western reporter asked Premier Zhou: "Excuse me, Mr. Premier, are there any prostitutes in China now?" Many people wonder: how to ask such a question? What everyone cares about is Premier Zhou's answer. Premier Zhou said affirmatively, "Yes!" There was an uproar and a lot of discussion. Premier Zhou saw everyone's doubts and added: "The prostitutes in China are in Taiwan Province Province, China." Suddenly the applause thundered. ?

2. Foreign journalists ask Zhou; Premier Ryan: "In your China, it is obvious that people walk. Why is it called' Road'?" Without thinking, Premier Zhou replied, "We are taking the Marxist road, which is called the road for short." When the American delegation visited China, an official once said in front of Premier Zhou: "China people like to walk with their heads down, while we Americans always walk with our heads held high." When this language came out, it surprised everyone. Premier Zhou took his time and said with a smile, "This is not surprising. Because we in China like to go uphill, and you Americans like to go downhill. " ?

? An American journalist happened to see an American Parker pen on Premier Zhou's desk. So what? The reporter asked in a somewhat sarcastic tone: "Excuse me, Sir, why do you China people use our pens made in the United States?" Premier Zhou said humorously: "This pen is a long story. This is an anti-American souvenir from a North Korean friend. I don't accept rewards, so I refuse. Korean friends said, as a souvenir. I thought it was very meaningful, so I left this pen in your country. " Hearing this, the American reporter suddenly became speechless. ?

A western reporter said, "How much money does the People's Bank of China have?" Zhou; Ryan said gently, "What about the monetary funds of the People's Bank of China? And 18 yuan 8 cents and 8 minutes. " Seeing that everyone was puzzled, he explained: "The People's Bank of China issued 10 kinds of primary and secondary RMB, with denominations of 10 yuan, 5 yuan, 2 yuan, L yuan, 5 cents, 2 cents, and 1 minute, totaling 18 yuan. ...