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After the patients with advanced cancer were infected with COVID-19 virus, the tumors in the body miraculously disappeared. What is the doctor's explanation?

First, I want to reasonably question the truth of this news and the dark intention behind it.

A 6 1 year-old patient with kidney disease in Britain lived on dialysis for a long time after kidney transplantation failed. In this process, due to the weakening of the immune system, he finally developed Hodgkin's lymphoma, which is a kind of lymphocyte cancer.

We all know that the lymphatic system is a part of the immune system. When there are more and more cancer cells in the lymphatic system and the living space of healthy cells is squeezed out, you will have night sweats, lymphadenopathy, fever, unexplained itching and unexplained emaciation. This is a very common canceration, the onset age is generally low, and it is also the most likely cancer to fully recover.

This kind of canceration is not serious, and it is also different from those lung cancer and gastric cancer that are already in the middle and late stage when they are discovered and wait for death for the rest of their lives.

The dialysis patient was diagnosed with COVID-19 shortly after being diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphoma. This is a double happiness. It never rains but it pours. Four months after COVID-19 was cured and discharged from hospital (he had to be cured, or he would not live for four months), the doctor found that most of the tumors in his lymph actually disappeared.

This is very unreasonable. First of all, he must live on dialysis. He has regular four-hour renal dialysis three times a week. He still has cancer for four months, and the doctor didn't examine him? Is it reasonable? I don't think it is reasonable.

Second, most of the tumor disappeared, which may be related to many reasons, such as changes in diet structure and schedule, or whether he suffered from other diseases within four months. Most of the disappearance itself is not a rigorous word, and it doesn't look like a report by a serious doctor.

With such scribbled words and such an illogical timeline, I doubt the news. Is there a problem? If I have a conspiracy theory, the epidemic situation in Britain is so serious that dozens of countries refuse them entry, and suddenly such news comes out, is it washing the land for COVID-19?

It would be nice if western countries enjoyed such benefits exclusively. I still choose to wear a mask!

Second,/kloc-leftovers from more than 0/00 years ago, since the media, I advise you to be individuals! 100 years ago, the exact time could not be verified. It is estimated to be between 1880- 1890. There is a man named Ferede? Stan suffers from a kind of connective tissue cancer. He had four operations (manually removing the tumor, which was rough), but none of them were cured. The doctor can only advise him to eat whatever he wants.

Ferede? In the process of going home to die, Stan got another skin disease caused by streptococcal infection. This kind of skin disease is difficult to treat, and the biggest feature is that it is easy to cure and difficult to eradicate.

Ferede? In the process of fighting against double diseases, Stan magically found that he had cut his tumor four times and miraculously healed himself. His miracle attracted a man named William? Cauley doctor's attention, Colley began to frantically collect similar cases, and finally came to the conclusion:

Bacterial infection triggers an immune response, and the immune system begins to attack cancer cells, eventually alleviating and curing cancer.

This is the cancer immunotherapy of fire now. In fact, it existed over 100 years ago. In the 1980s, the medical community began to treat cancer with viruses. Famous are:

Treatment of Hodgkin's lymphoma by injecting hepatitis B virus serum.

Injection of tissue fluid containing Egyptian virus 10 1 to treat advanced unresponsive tumors.

Adenomatoma injection is used to treat cervical cancer.

Do you sigh slightly? Don't be happy with the progress of medical means. The test results are not ideal. Except for a few viruses injected, the reaction is smaller and the effect is better. Some of them deteriorate rapidly after remission, and the whole village has a meal.

Third, what is cancer immunotherapy? I hate serious science popularization because I am not a serious person. Therefore, I still use the vernacular to talk about cancer immunotherapy.

There is an epidemic in city A (new virus infection in the body)

Internet spray (a cytokine that stimulates the immune system) is recommended for everyone to test.

So the civil servants in this city are working overtime, holding the most advanced detection equipment (which can identify cancer cells disguised as normal cells)

Start the whole staff test (upgrade the overall activation effect of the immune system)

As a result, we found terrorists lurking in this city. They are making nuclear bombs (cancer cells).

Prepare to die with the city (cover the village with white cloth for dinner)

The terrorists were successfully captured and shot (cancer cured itself).

This thing sounds beautiful, but let's think about it carefully. If your immune system is running at full capacity, it is already a spent force and a candle in the wind. If we give him another task (infection with new virus), isn't that equal to round up and commit suicide?

If terrorists build a nuclear bomb, your immune cells just walk to someone's door with a scanner, and the terrorists explode in situ when they get excited, which means it's time to eat again.

Cancer immunotherapy has three keys:

1, the introduction of new virus can stimulate the immune system and make it more active.

2. equip the immune system so that they can identify cancer cells.

3. Your immune system is still alive and can support you to play like this. If your own immune system goes wrong, you may not be killed by cancer cells, but by a new virus.

Every adult has cancer cells in his body. Maybe not everyone is unique, because there are always people who are as stupid as two peas, but everyone's cancer is unique!

Adults produce 480 trillion to 7200 trillion new cells every day (they work so hard just to keep me alive), at least 1% of which are cancer cells. If our body is a typewriter, your daily work is scratching typing, and there will always be mistakes and typos. These are cancer cells, and the mistakes made in the process of copying DNA are cancer cells.

Because cancer is caused by DNA replication errors, everyone's cancer mutant genes are different, and magical things appear. Two patients with lung cancer took the same medicine, one became more and more alive after taking it, and the other became more and more serious after taking it for half a year.

That's why doctors will tell you to eat healthy food and work regularly, because it can reduce the probability of typos and reduce the generation of cancer cells. Really, iron juice, don't stay up late, ICU really can't afford it.

Finally: If we ignore some bugs in this news, the British patient is just a lucky one, but it is only one of many cases in which wild viruses stimulate immune cells and eventually kill cancer cells. I always say, never bet that you are the chosen one. Remember, don't change your original intention, you must believe in science!

Please also ask the netizens to fully explain their views and tell the harm behind them when spreading and gossiping this news, and don't let some people with insufficient brains sneak to Shijiazhuang on impulse.