It's so boring and funny. Tell me about it.

It's so boring and funny. Tell me about it.

I'm so bored. It's funny. The first girl I chased in my freshman year sent her a message that night: I like you. What should I do? She replied to me in three words: unrequited love! Let's share some boring jokes. Let's have a look!

Say 1 1, don't be infatuated with your brother, sister-in-law will hit you.

2. Talk to someone when you are bored, but you will find that the more you talk, the more boring you will be.

When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to see and the other for you to eat.

Finally, I realized in tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat.

You can't wake a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can!

6, fat is unbridled, thin is restrained.

7, the change of life, in the end is a boring rather than another boring.

8, it is gold, it will always be spent'; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

9. Count your money until you get cramps and sleep until you wake up naturally.

10, I dedicated the brightest smile of my life to the mobile phone screen.

1 1. My advantage is that I am handsome. My weakness is that I am not handsome.

12, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

13, I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, look at the mood!

14, I can only know two things in my life: one or the other.

15, I went to college with a sack of money and changed a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

16, I licked my fingers and cried.

17, on the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.

18, can't find the object, don't always complain, think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too kind to everyone.

19, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

I have no ambition in my life, just want to get rich.

2 1. I envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

22, finally ended the single life of 20 19, so happy! Then prepare to start a single life in 2020.

23. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. Just move, everything is burnt.

Boring and hilarious talk about 2 funny talk about it.

1, a person is not alone, only when he misses someone.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

3. I am really grateful to those who have hit me and let me learn to hit others.

The sky is falling, you have to bear it first. Go home and have a meal and find a stick.

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

6, as long as it is not dirty, we are the mainstream!

7, not for the purpose of marriage, love is to raise a wife for others. "

8. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will always flow through your fingers cleanly.

9. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

10, the success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well.

1 1, get out of here as far as your mind is!

12, I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

13, I remember the first girl I chased when I was a freshman. I sent her a message that night: I like you. What should I do? She replied to me in three words: unrequited love!

14, made a fried bacon with green garlic. Named "Plants vs Zombies"

15, pigs have pig's thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If pigs have people's thoughts, they are not pigs, but Bajie.

16, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

17, I met a writer's signature: it may or may not look like it.

18, the authorities are fascinated, and the fools are at risk.

19. Opportunity is a step to distinguish a hero from a bear. The previous step is nothing, and the next step is nothing.

20. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

2 1, finally quit smoking, have a cigarette to celebrate.

22. If my friends can sell them, and each one is worth five dollars, I can also make a small fortune.

23, I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

24. A person's longest love history is probably narcissism …

25, poor and ugly, one meter 49; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Go online today and recruit a girlfriend; On the road of revolution, hand in hand.

26. I completely lost my love. I talk about feelings with you, and you play games with me. I was the only one who got hurt in the end.