Humorous short sentences about those things in the Ming Dynasty

1. What are the classic sentences about those things in the Ming Dynasty?

There are many, 'He is a good person but not a good emperor'

'The emperor's life is It's really not human beings'

'It's easy to do bad things, but it's hard to do bad things all your life'

'So the marathon started again in the palace'

'Settling foreign enemies and fighting internally immediately is one of the glorious traditions of Chinese civilization'

'Wang Shouren said calmly:

"My last idea was unrealistic, thank you father Teaching. "

Wang Hua was very pleased and said with a smile:

"It doesn't matter, it's good to have ambition. As long as you study hard in the future, it's not impossible."

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"No, I won't go to the war. Now I have new ambitions."

"Oh, what do you want to do?"

" Be a sage!"

Wang Hua did not remain silent this time. He quickly responded with a loud slap. '

' Faced with a life threat, the forty-nine-year-old Tang Bohu once again burst out with a spark of wisdom. He decided to learn from the experience of his predecessors - pretending to be crazy.

Only by pretending to be crazy can Zhu Chenhao believe that he saw nothing, even if he did, he would not speak, and even if he spoke, no one would believe him.

Tang Bohu is a genius after all. He pretends to be crazy and has a good style. He is much better than the shit-eating Yuan Kai back then, because he came up with a unique trick - streaking. I'm really willing to spend money.

From then on, Brother Bohu abandoned the traditional concept and took off his clothes to the end. He walked around naked. When he saw an older girl, he would go up to him and giggle. He often shouted slogans: "I am the distinguished guest of Prince Ning!" '

'Now let us take a breath. The most troublesome brother in the three hundred years of the Ming Dynasty is finally about to appear. '

'It's great to stay at home, why are you running around? If you are hit by bricks falling from the sky, it is very dangerous. There are three long and two shortcomings. What will happen to the Ming Dynasty?

Riding a horse is not safe. What if you fall? Not to mention boating. There were no lifebuoys in those days, and it would be bad if you fell into the water. For the sake of the Ming Dynasty, it was best not to do these dangerous activities casually.

Don’t eat anything indiscriminately. Although poisonous rice, rotten peanuts and the like are not yet popular, if you eat it and get a bad stomach, the Ming Dynasty will be ruined...'

'So Zhu Hou He copied a loyal and honest expression and said honestly: "I understand, and I will correct it in the future." But the naive Liu Jian didn't know that if he believed Mr. Zhu Houzhao, he would be at fault even during the Spring Festival. ' 2. The funniest part of those things in the Ming Dynasty

The old trick came into play. When the migrant workers dug into Shandong, they dug out a stone man with one eye and a stone carving on his back from under the river. One eye of a man can stir up rebellion in the Yellow River and the whole world. The migrant workers suddenly discovered that these were the exact lyrics they had been singing on the construction site for several years. So people's thoughts are moved.

This is really an old trick. It can be programmed into a computer. Before an uprising, there is always some kind of feudal superstition, but there is nothing you can do, people just do it.

What happened next seemed to be natural. A few days later, in the place where Zhu Chongba had begged for food (Yingzhou, today's Fuyang, Anhui), Han Shantong and Liu Futong revolted. It was no different in previous uprisings. As usual, a religious organization was established. This time it was the White Lotus Sect. Of course, since they dared to revolt, their status should be different. So, Han Shantong, who might have been a poor peasant for eight generations, suddenly took the surname Zhao and became the royal family of the Song Dynasty. Liu Futong also became a descendant of General Liu Guangshi.

Their fate is similar to that of the peasant leaders who were the first to revolt in the past. They revolted, were suppressed, and the latecomers came to the fore. This seemed to be the fate of Chen Sheng and Wu Guang.

Although their form of uprising is nothing new, this does not hinder their greatness and status in history. It will be recorded forever in history books: In 1351 AD, Han Shantong and Liu Futong were the first to rebel. They raised the banner of resistance to the feudal rule of the Yuan Dynasty.

Since ancient times, it has been difficult to establish a dynasty, but it is relatively easy to destroy one. It is not without reason that the people push down the wall and beat the drum.

In the Yuan Dynasty, a dynasty that divided people into four levels, the highest-level Mongolians killed the lowest-level Southerners. The only punishment was to compensate a donkey, if they met an idle migrant worker, etc. For those who don’t, they may even save their donkeys. The thinking of the Mongolian nobles seems to be very strange. Even after they occupied China, they still seemed to regard themselves as guests. They could grab and take whatever they wanted from the host's house. It was none of their business anyway. In their minds, these southerners would only endure and endure their torture.

But they were wrong. These slaves would rise up and resist. When the anger and dissatisfaction exceed the limit, when even surviving like a dog becomes a luxury, resistance is the only way. Resistance is for survival

The fire finally started, and it started a prairie fire. 3. 10 classic quotations from "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty"

I wrote the sixth and seventh parts. I copied them while reading them, so they are all short sentences. I hope I’ll help you

The so-called magnanimity and broad-mindedness are just because the opponent’s level is too low.

Those who lead the fight may not be brave, and those who lead peace may not be timid.

Because on the battlefield, those who seek life die, and those who seek death live.

Because in most cases, there is no good or evil in history, only success or failure.

Only the vicissitudes of time can wash away all the filth, clear away the covering and dust from people's eyes, and see the incomparably bright light of those martyrs, which has remained unchanged for thousands of years. (Evaluation of Yang Lian)

Don’t think that being small means you have no power, and don’t think that being humble means you have no dignity.

The only difference between the strong and the weak is whether the belief is firm.

As long as you don’t give up on yourself, God will not give up on you.

Failure is not a matter of intelligence, but a matter of attitude.

The Emperor (Zhu Youxiao) drank rice soup, and then ran all the way towards Huangquan Road without looking back, unable to hold him back.

The way of heaven is eternal. From its beginning to its demise, it remains unchanged. 4. Some classic sentences from "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty"

Hu Guang's wife has just become pregnant. I don't know whether she is a boy or a girl. At this time, Zhu Di, an obstetrician and gynecologist, concluded without B-ultrasound examination: "It must be a woman."

Chen Zuyi was not killed because he was a useful person. Zheng He knew this clearly. So he took Chen Zuyi back to Zhu Di, who beheaded Chen Zuyi in front of envoys from various countries to serve as a warning to others. Comrade Chen Zuyi made outstanding contributions to the propaganda cause.

The Ming Dynasty said to Wala: "Go back to where you came from!"

Wala said: "I won't leave!"

"I won't leave. I'll beat you!"

"Come on, are you afraid?"

Stop talking nonsense and start fighting!

Hu Cao went to find Zhu Di in the middle of the night, woke him up, and said, "I didn't find Emperor Jianwen. He came to see you in the middle of the night to tease you!"

Also dream first. He was able to capture the capital in one fell swoop and restore the Great Yuan Dynasty. At this time, Yu Qian patted Ye Xian's head kindly and gently: "Xiao Xian, wake up, it's time to fight!~"

Zhu Zhanji went to the prison to visit his uncle Zhu Gaoxu, but Zhu Gaoxu suddenly stretched out his hand. He kicked Zhu Zhanji down to the ground. Zhu Zhanji was really baffled.

Whether you hit it, kick it, bite it, or choke it, any number of them will have an effect.

There are so many methods, but just hooking him, just like a few-year-old child's prank.

I have doubted the authenticity of this record several times because it is really difficult for me to understand Zhu Gaoxu’s motivations for his behavior and I wonder if he is mentally abnormal. But we are really grateful to him, for his silly and hilarious actions that made history so colorful.

Concubine Wan: "Eat something, there are so many delicious things."

Little Prince: "I have eaten."

Concubine Wan : "Then drink some soup."

The little prince: "..."

Concubine Wan: "Drink!"

The little prince was holding back. After holding it in for a long time, her face turned red, and she finally shouted: "I'm afraid it's poisonous!"

Wan Fei fell to the ground, you are too direct! 5. Classic sentences about those things in the Ming Dynasty

1. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you owe a debt, you have to pay it back.

[733] 2. You must show your fangs to effectively control everyone, even the emperor. [736] 3. The struggle of opinions is fake, and the struggle of direction is also Fake, only the power struggle is real. [741] 4. Secondly, we know that for high-level group fights, there are fixed action plans and escape routes. Weapons (such as kitchen knives, wooden sticks, etc.) are uniformly distributed beforehand, and someone is found to take the blame afterwards. Start taking action.[748] 5. This is the legendary "manhua", commonly known as nonsense.

[753] 6. Crying is to vent your emotions, and shedding tears is the most important thing, while making trouble is about momentum. Crying in a low voice is of no use. You must make the thunder loud and the raindrops small to minimize the impact. energy in exchange for maximum results. [755] 7. Even though they are straightforward, they are unyielding. This is the integrity of officials in the Ming Dynasty.

[755] 8. A complete market without competition only exists in theoretical imagination - quoted from Microeconomics (published by Higher Education Press) [767] 9. You must know that the closer to the heart The more blood the parts can get, the same way, seeing the emperor every day is really a good job, no matter how good the performance is, it is just right to look familiar. [768] 10. Everyone must believe that being handsome is not only easier to find a wife, but also easier to get promoted. This theory should be reliable. Mr. Xia is the most typical example.

[768] 11. The world is developing and the times are progressing. Facts have proved that one-on-one political duel has become outdated. In order to adapt to the development of the trend, political organizations have emerged and large-scale collectives have emerged. The fight is about to begin. [771] 12. It is not easy for people to be so shameless.

[772] 13. For some reason, the emperor has not had a son for ten years after taking the throne. The reason is unknown. This kind of thing has always been absolutely private, and it is usually a hot topic talked about on the streets. Even today, I would have to go to the hospital secretly, let alone in the evil old society. [775] 14. The popular explanation of the so-called taking the world as one's own responsibility is that the world belongs to Lao Tzu, and the affairs of the world are one's private affairs.

[780] 15. Those who are alive are my people, and those who are dead are my dead people. Even if they turn into ashes, they will be used to fertilize the fields! [780] 16. In fact, ruling a dynasty is about running a business, but running a country is a bigger business. When doing general business, you have to pay taxes, industrial and commercial inspections, safety inspections, fire inspections, and you have to pay tribute during festivals. A bad year can lead to loss of money and bankruptcy. Relatively speaking, the business of establishing a dynasty is much easier to do. In addition to the high start-up capital (you have to be brave enough to work hard) and the uncertain operating cycle (you may die tomorrow), as long as you succeed, you will immediately change the gun.

From now on, not only do you not have to pay, but you can also collect money from others. You have the final say as to how much you want to collect. No one dares to care about you except you. Because starting a government is more profitable and has broader prospects than starting a company, countless people have been eager to try it since ancient times, but very few have succeeded (just a few dynasties).

[788] 17. The so-called mystery means being unclear and incomprehensible. Holding the Taoist scriptures all day long, collecting strange materials everywhere, adding firewood in front of the smoky alchemy furnace, and then watching Those things that even ghosts have the guts to eat are dancing around and no one knows what these people are doing all day long. In short, one word: Xuan.

[789] 18. This is really a sad thing. Usually at this time, there will be a fixed script: a large group of relatives and friends will pop up and say something not to be sad and to perform normally. , words of comfort to the ancestors, and so on. Then the protagonist wipes away his tears, looks up to the sky, clenches his fists as if he is bitter and hateful, and resolutely embarks on the road forward. [793] 19. Before eliminating the enemy’s leader, one must first eliminate all peripheries and helpers. This is the traditional wisdom of the Chinese nation. It is the so-called adding sand and poaching.

[803] 20. A twenty-year-old young man will not understand this. They are too naive and naive. They may be able to get a hundred points in the exam, but they cannot truly understand it. meaning. Therefore, although they hold the truth in their hands, they are unable to use it. They step into society with enthusiasm, but are beaten to death.

[815] 21. What is the unity of knowledge and action? Answer: It is the unity of knowledge and action. Comment: Nonsense.

[815] 22. Interests, only sufficient interests have the magic power to drive people. This is the true face of this world, extremely cruel, but extremely real. Faced with this cruel reality, Xu Jie finally understood the true meaning of the unity of knowledge and action. No matter how great and upright the ideal is, to realize it, one must understand two words - flexibility.

Only flexibility and practical actions can we adapt to this ever-changing world. [816] 23. Because even though naive idealists are persistent and stubborn, they are still weak.

They don’t understand that there are many things in this world that you may not understand, but you must accept. Only those who truly understand the ugliness and filth of this world, who are struck by reality, tortured by pain, covered in bruises and unable to escape, but never give up the pursuit of light, and still smile and move forward firmly, are the real brave people.

Those who have not experienced darkness cannot understand light. [819] 24. The so-called comrades refer to people who share the same goals.

[821] 25. In fact, in this world, as long as you dare to fool, any miracle is possible. As the saying goes: Nothing can be ignored unless it is unexpected.

[824] 26. How long is this "generation"? Generally speaking, it has to last a hundred years, right? A hundred years? That’s the starting price, starting from six hundred years! Not even discounted! [825] 27. It is true that things can be done but words cannot be said. [828] 28. Although this trick has been common in history, it has always worked. However, it is not feasible for ordinary people to use this trick. You must know that suddenly sadness starts in your heart, and your nose and tears fall at the drop of a hat. Vaguely, his technical control of facial muscles and central nervous system has reached a superb level. A hundred years later, it is still astonishing.

[830] 29. History has proven that if a drowned dog is not beaten, it will turn into a vicious wolf. [831] 30. But in the arena of power, an out-and-out good man is doomed.

[831] 31. However, political masters are like Jianghu heroes. It is very difficult to wash their hands and walk away. It should be noted that although being a hero is glorious, killing a hero is even more glorious. scenery. When political masters fight, they never play tricks. They all use routines, starting from an inconspicuous start, and linking them together until the final fatal blow.

[836] 32. "Even if you are in a desperate situation in the future, you still need to persevere and never give up. 6. Those Things in the Ming Dynasty 1, 2 Classic Sentences

1. When Tang Bohu was at the lowest point in his life, Zhu Chenhao came to him and pushed him to an even lower point.

2. There are only two things he can't do, neither this nor that.

3. Interest, only sufficient interest can have the magic power to drive people. This is the true face of this world, extremely cruel, but extremely real. Faced with this cruel reality, Xu Jie finally understood the true meaning of the unity of knowledge and action. No matter how great and upright the ideal is, to realize it, one must understand two words - flexibility. Only flexibility and practical actions can help us adapt to this ever-changing world.

4. The humor is only mine, not history.

5. It is better to lose your official position than to lose your face.

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