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Debate on Xueba's Composition
1。 Don't give up.
Hou Linbao, a language master, has only been to three primary schools. Because of his diligence, he reached the peak of his artistic level and became a famous linguist. Once, he wanted to buy himself a joke book "The Ridiculous Waves" of the Ming Dynasty, but he searched all the old bookshops in Beijing and didn't get it. Only later did he know that Beijing Library had this book. In winter, he braved the snowstorm and came to the library for a series of copying 18 days. He finally transcribed the book with 65438+100000 words by hand. It is with the perseverance of "never giving up" that Hou Cheng became a crosstalk master.
Analysis: The action of the Chinese section chief tells us a truth: If you want to achieve something, you must work hard and persevere.
★ Read a book a hundred times and think you have read it. (Jin Chen's first reflection. Wei ")
★ Industry is diligent, and you are happy. (Han Yu's "Learning Solution")
★ The tinker is there, and the ungrounded belly is empty. (Han Yu's Fu Shu Nan)
★ Perseverance, the stone can be carved. (Xun Kuang "Warring States" Xunzi. Persuade ")
★ Difficult things waste ten and the world, and nosy things waste ten and nine. (Yan Zhitui's Yan Jiaxun in the Southern and Northern Dynasties)
Subject: Soviet Patriotic War
"Success comes from hard work" and "Learning makes genius"
Legless flight at 2 o'clock. General, Alexei? Melechier's big plane was shot down, and his injured leg got up and froze. On the night of 18, he finally reached their same position. After that, his legs were amputated, and through exercise, he flew the fighter again. He attaches great importance to people's enthusiasm for sports, which is crucial to their health and mental state. I like sports, boating, playing football and being a goalkeeper since I was a child. His hard training every morning. Take a cold bath every morning to prevent colds.
Analysis: It is absolutely a miracle to amputate after returning to the taxi. Miracles need a support point, and that is perseverance.
★ On this day, I will become a great man in Sri Lanka. I must first suffer my soul, my bones and muscles, my body and my skin, and my body and actions will be exhausted, so I will endure and gain what I can't. -Mencius
Trouble and hardship are the highest institutions of learning to temper personality. -Light beam
Unfortunately, a stepping stone genius and the baptism of believers can be priceless weakness in the bottomless abyss. -Balzac
One of the great advantages of excellent people is that they are in unfavorable perseverance and difficult encounters. -Beethoven
The future does not belong to people who are hesitant, but once these decisions are made, their perseverance is obvious. -romain rolland
Theme: "Real Disability" and "Perseverance"
3 Ruyuan
The following is a person's life resume: at the age of 5, his father died. /kloc-dropped out of school at the age of 0/4 and began to live a wandering life. /kloc-When he was 0/6 years old, he lied about his age and joined the army, but unhappy military life was everywhere. 18 years, he married a wife. Not only could she sell all his property in a few months and move to her house to escape, but he also studied law through letters, but he soon gave up.
In middle age, he became a chef in a restaurant and a bottle department. Because the government can build roads and tear down restaurants, he is unemployed. Time flies. Seeing that the days passed, he still got nothing. The postman over 65 brought him the first social insurance check, and he started a brand-new career with the insurance money of 105. At the age of 88, his career finally achieved great success. ! He is the founder of KFC-Harend? Sandeshi
Analysis: The pursuit of life, as long as there is an opportunity, you will succeed. If you give up the pursuit, there will be more opportunities, and you will not succeed.
Topic: "Frustration is a fortune", "Success"
4 Haier's Enlightenment
In the eyes of many people, the success of Haier has always been very strong and great. However, this reporter who has reported on Haier for many years said that he has contacted many enterprises, and Haier's "sense of hardship" is the strongest. Zhang Ruimin, CEO of Haier Group, often said that he was "walking on thin ice with fear", with an average annual growth rate of 8 1.6%- 16. The annual sales revenue exceeds RMB 4 billion, which is worthy of consideration by well-known enterprises at home and abroad. According to Zhang, their strategy for entering China is simple: winner takes all. Their goal is not to let you enter the market at any time and then leave the scene. Needless to say, many of our enterprises, not to mention those weak enterprises, are leading enterprises like Haier. There is still a certain gap between them and the world's top 500 enterprises, but they are also relaxed in comparison and cannot be slack. Facing the seriousness of the challenge realistically and fully estimating the strength and difficulty of competitors, the most harmful reason and the best working place are more beneficial than harmful.
Analysis: "Treading on thin ice with trepidation", Haier's success tells us that without a sense of urgency, working hard and being proactive is self-defeating. After ...
★ Luxury is success. I know how to have fun with the evil twin king.
★ Don't forget danger when you are flat, don't forget death when you are alive, and don't forget chaos when you are in control-The Book of Changes
& gt★ People who have no long-term worries will have worries. -The Analects of Confucius
★ Worry-free work can rejuvenate the country and leisure can cultivate one's morality.
★ Prepare to abstain from extravagance and frugality —— Wei Zhi's Ten Thoughts on admonishing Taizong
Theme: "Worry Consciousness" and "Know Yourself and Know Yourself"
5。
In preparation for defeat in the Iraq war, Iraqi President Saddam Hussein threatened that he had set up a guerrilla street fighting in the city to welcome American soldiers. The street fighting in Mogadishu has tasted the pain of the United States and dare not take it lightly. How hard they tried to win the war, how could they beat the prisoners and how could they practice too hard. A prisoner of war's training course is "over-pressure indoctrination", which includes four subjects-survival in the wild, hiding and escaping, active resistance and life-threatening. Almost cruel training method, but it is necessary. It can improve people's physical and psychological endurance, and once they are close to despair, they can easily cope with it.
Analysis: "Everything is established in advance, and it is abolished if it is not predicted." Numerous facts have proved that whoever is prepared for failure can save the day and win the game.
Theme: "sense of hardship" and "success factors"
2。 Personalized pension
1。 be lacking in strength
During World War II, Bernie, a senior lecturer of the US Army Counter-intelligence Team? Feldman, working in an unfortunate field of captured Germans. In view of Feldman's special status, German interrogators used various means: torture and nailing, psychological pressure, juggling skills, and gave him preferential treatment. However, the German interrogator who didn't work was helpless: Federman, we might be willing to torture him, so we gave him a chance to be a hero. But this iron tough guy was finally betrayed-it was not others who betrayed him, but his own weakness and so on.
Originally imported from Germany, it was later turned into a school for German spies to train leading cadres, and he was taught every day with a teacher. The instructor intentionally or unintentionally, it is wrong for every student to tell a big event. At first, Feldman tried to be patient and went home to sneer. One day, he couldn't stand it anymore. They couldn't help but criticize Germany again, and talked about the work of some American and British authorities-as an insider revealed, they had to put up with some communication networks in Germany to find something worth recommending. Of course, these are exactly what the Germans want to know.
Feldman's tragedy lies in his sacredness and strong professionalism. The Germans gave him this advantage, which was the first temptation. Stimulating him is a trap to defend his professional dignity in autumn.
Analysis: Feldman's professionalism and strong dedication to work is an advantage, but sometimes attacking other people's shortcomings is also an advantage. Germany is to seize it to achieve their goals.
★ Employers who take advantage of others and make up for their shortcomings; Who teaches adults, long-term and short-term people (Wei Qing? )
★ Responsibility is difficult, painless, positive and easy to pass. Simply put, not when the old man is around-(mirror image)
★ Great evils cover up greater interests, and don't give up men's shortcomings (Song Zhuxi? )
★ Small promotion is not enough to cover up all evils, and it is not enough to hurt small defects and great beauty.
★ Take advantage of people's advantages and disadvantages.
The subject puts forward his own "advantages and disadvantages" and "the biggest enemy is himself"
2。 Trapped in prison
? Nicolo Paganini, an Italian violinist and composer, is called "practicing the violin on a solo piano".
The bumpy road of his art He was born. It is said that he has been in a small business family for 20 years because of political crimes. But even in prison, he was not discouraged, but insisted on studying in prison. His prison window, with only a few violin strings, has worked hard for decades and finally reached a position of exquisite playing skills. His creation and performance are unrestrained and full of passion, which has a great influence on modern romantic composers.
Analysis: imprisonment will eventually become, on the one hand, a firm belief and perseverance, on the other hand, a desire to dedicate one's life to art. ..
Theme: "Never give up", "Faith and perseverance"
Students don't have a single champion.
Mr. Lu Jiaxi is a famous chemist in China. In 1930s, he worked as a summer chemist in Fujian Province. Middle school math teacher. At that time, a student deliberately posted the reward for answering the embarrassing math problem of Lu Jiaxi in a foreign magazine. He didn't mind, but he said. "I will give the exact answer and see if you can answer this question." After more than a day of accurate calculation, Lu Jiaxi answered this question. He introduced in detail the methods to solve the problem and the students' heartfelt admiration for Lu Jiaxi's class. Lu Jiaxi sincerely said to the students: "We have an old saying in Taiwan Province Province that' students only have the champion, but there is no champion. "Although I am your husband, there are many things they don't know and know more ..."
Analysis: "You know, you know, I don't know, because I don't know, I know." Never think about everything I know, or you are ignorant.
Nine cows and one fairy are not boasting, they must be overthrown. Look at the past and plan ahead, and decline is humble and expensive. -Chen Yi
★ Not satisfied with the wheels. -Lu Xun
★ A proud person is always proud of his own destruction in the end. -Shakespeare
Everything so lucky, because of their intelligence and the intelligence of the people, is mostly a very unfortunate result. bacon
Modesty is an indispensable quality. -Montesquieu
Theme: "Know and Don't Know" and "Modesty"
Four pounds of gold is a promise.
Gigi fabric, Han nationality, He. Sincere and trustworthy, known to the world. When people say. "Looking for the golden pound, because they promised Kibbutz", which means Kibbutz is more precious than gold. Later, Xiangbu followed Liu's defeat, and many people came out to protect him so that he could tide over the difficulties safely. Finally, Jibu's integrity was also highly valued by the Han Dynasty.
Analysis: People who treat each other sincerely can only get the frankness of others.
★ Life cannot lie in public from brilliant flowers-Heine
★ The Acropolis can break the fake world, but the virtual reality world can be broken-Cai E.
★ It's no use if I don't believe you. -Mozi
★ The name of treachery has not reached-Liu Xiang
★ False sincerity is more terrible than the devil-Tagore
Theme: "Integrity and Life" and "Value" of "Mutual Help and Integrity"
5。 support
When the famous writer Ba Jin 12 years old, there will be a number at the back of this book, including "only classic view". Later, when talking about his prose, he said: "I have more than 200 articles in my mind. At the same time, have I got any items that are properly studied, but concrete things, so that I can at least. Understand what the so-called' article' is really about, so that I can understand the mystery. This article is not inconceivable, but also methodical. Even if it comes, we think. "
Analysis: "After reading 300 Tang poems, Yin can't collect poems." Don't be surprised, why do more and more people jump when reading articles? The old man Ba Jin has told us the answer.
Theme: "Reading and writing", "Accumulate remarkably"
3。 morality
1。 Tsunami in Phuket, Thailand
The story of a girl. When the tsunami came, Tilly, an English girl aged 10, discovered for the first time that she was thinking about Bai Bo where the waves meet the sea in the knowledge geography textbook-just before Christmas, she was still thinking about the topic of waves discussion arranged by her teacher. Realizing that disaster was coming, she immediately persuaded her parents to join in the action of mobilizing tourists to evacuate the beach. When hundreds of tourists had just arrived in the highlands, the tsunami had ruthlessly swallowed up the beach.
Analysis: Tilly's story is like a wonderful flower, adding a touch of bright color to this unfortunate disaster. In a sense, Tilly showed us what the real quality of education is and how knowledge can be transformed into action. , and generate electricity; Thanks to Tilly's parents, only in an equal, democratic and harmonious family atmosphere can parents be patient and fully respect their children's ideas and opinions, instead of simply being brutally suppressed; Thanks to Tilly's words, when the disaster comes, they not only help themselves, but also actively help others out of danger. Tilly's story shows us the organic unity of school education, family education and social education, as well as the power of giants. When we are still worried about the education of minors, Tilly's story seems to give us more insights one day.
Theme: "Observation and Thinking" and "Quality Education"
Endure the worst days of the past
Where is it? Before Gao became a painter, he went to a coal mine to be a priest. Once, he stepped down in the elevator with the workers, and he had a great fear. Trembling cables and creaking boxes swayed from side to side, and everyone was silent. It's a hell to let this machine transport them to a bottomless black hole. After the event, which position? The old worker who asked questions: "Are you used to it and don't feel afraid anymore?" The old worker who has been in the elevator for decades replied, "No, we have never used it, and we have always been afraid, but we have learned to exercise restraint."
Analysis: There are some lives you have never used, but as long as you are alive, you must continue like this day by day, so you must learn to exercise restraint and learn to be patient. The worst thing to do is to endure the past, and the rest is for his own good.
Theme: "social constraints" and "habits".
3 Niu's "Green Mile"
1 One day in 993, FAO awarded Dr. Rao to Niu, a rigorous China1rural woman. Only three years in the world have won this honor. 1995, the top ten outstanding female cattle in China.
Niu and Zhang Jiawang, the husband of a farmer in northern Shaanxi, contracted a piece of sandy wasteland at 1983, determined to turn it into an oasis. Soon, he died of cancer, and Niu Qinyu will continue to work hard with his three sons. They paid unimaginable hardships and finally reached 1.7 mu of sandy wasteland covered with green. After her husband succeeded, he took the first income of 7000 yuan and built a primary school according to his wishes. Every word of her husband and his name were named "Jia Yulin Chang" and "Qin Wang Primary School" respectively. Her behavior touched the visiting Hong Kong, and she quietly left 55,000 yuan in Hong Kong to sponsor the reconstruction of the primary school, but left no name. People praised Niu Qinyu for creating a "green mile".
Analysis: The deeds of cattle show people the determination and survival results of how to change the present situation of human beings. It is impossible to work miracles without hard work.
Theme: "Miracle", "Success and Persistence"
5。 "Get through a day for three days" and "Life is only three days"
Every day, the famous Russian geographer Obolucci walks into "three days". From the first morning until two o'clock in the afternoon,
He thinks that the most precious time is to arrange important work. In the next two to six o'clock in the afternoon, he thinks it is appropriate to make his work easier during this time. For example, writing book reviews or various bills. The third day is from 6 pm to 0 pm, with meetings and reading. He said that this is tantamount to prolonging their lives.
Students in Hawaii always recite prayers first in class: I am with you today, but it will pass soon. Tomorrow is coming, and it will fade away. We are in a hurry now. We only have two days to live.
Analysis: These two are core materials, so cherish time. Reasonable allocation of time in a day, time should have a sense of urgency, in a sense, this means cherishing time and prolonging our lives.
Theme: "Life Attitude" and "Cherish Time"
4。 .
1 locked in a bottle
In the lightning technical route of18th century, people still can't correctly understand what lightning is; ? Benjamin Franklin regarded lightning discharge as a phenomenon, and the experimental power generated indoors was essentially the same. But it has been laughed at.
Franklin was determined to prove everything with facts. One afternoon in June, 1752, with dark clouds, thunder and lightning, a storm was coming. Franklin and his son William came to an open place with kite metal rods. Franklin and his son are holding kite strings, and the father and son are anxiously looking forward to it. At this time, from the passing kite, Franklin's hand approached the kite line, and a flash of lightning immediately conveyed a terrible feeling of numbness. Unable to restrain his inner excitement, he shouted, "William, I am in shock." Then, he will launch an electric kite bottle. After returning home, Franklin's lightning and various electrical experiments proved that lightning and electricity ascended to heaven because of artificial friction with the same nature. Franklin's hypothesis that electricity in the sky and electricity on the ground are the same thing has been well proved in his own experiments.
Analysis: In the face of people's accusations, our best answer is to prove everything with facts. Science is not laziness, but diligence and rigor.
Theme: "True knowledge comes from practice", "Facts speak louder than words"
2 scientist value
An American general is on him. "Now you can say," said Heisenberg, a famous German atomic physicist, in his book, "that scientists have got Heisenberg, a German army with 10 divisions."
On 20 1950, US Secretary of the Navy kimball prevented Qian from returning to China. He said that the telegram from the Immigration Bureau:
"I like shooting this guy. Don't let him leave America. This is the value of this situation. He knows too much for us. No matter where he is, he is worth five divisions. "
Analysis:! Mastering science and technology, they have the power to lead the world trend. Because science is the driving force of history.
Subject:. "Talents" and "Electric Power Technology"
3 10 lb. Unfortunately, the steam engine is an epoch-making role. With it, a huge machine has strong willpower. It is precisely because of the appearance of the steam engine that it is the result of the beginning of the big industrial era.
"1789", this time Watt's patent specification was confirmed in the first year in age of steam. However, this should be ahead of schedule. If I had to be a tolerant gentleman, mankind would have the first practical steam engine technology in 1689. Because in this year, French inventions can be embodied in steam engines. Cautious, but the poor pious gentleman of the Royal Society only applied for a research grant of 10 to improve and perfect their inventions. But the average of the Royal Society thinks that funding a naive idea is a waste of money, and then puts forward an unacceptable condition for explorers: The experiment must ensure success, because the lack of tolerance, the loss of opportunities for communication, mistakes, and even the mistakes contained in the neglected potential value will mercilessly deprive the opportunity for success.
Analysis: We really should be more tolerant of some ideas on this issue. Tolerance is beneficial to people's communication and exchange, and also to the value embodied in virtue.
Theme: Tolerance, Communication and Exchange, Cultivation and Killing.
4 "Experiment with Life"
Pasteur,/kloc-a famous French microbiologist in the 0 th and 9 th centuries. When he conducts scientific research, the development of science is more important than his own life. Once the yellow fever ship docked in Bordeaux was found, Pasteur immediately rushed there to listen, hoping to find such a deadly infectious disease caused by bacteria. Someone asked him, "Aren't you afraid of danger?" Pasteur hesitated and asked. "What does this have to do with it living in danger? This is real life. In order to make other lives better, I am willing to use my life to do an experiment. " When he arrived at the port, the quarantine official insisted that he should not be allowed to board the ship. Pasteur pleaded: "Please forgive the pursuit of science and scholars is a passion!" The spirit of the quarantine officer deeply touched him. Due to perseverance, Pasteur has made remarkable achievements in the scientific research of infectious diseases.
Analysis: Dedication to science is more than love for life-it is precisely because of Pasteur's selfless spirit that today's medicine can prosper.
Theme: "Dedication to the cause" and "The meaning of life"
five
Let frogs witness Russian physiologist Ivan? Sechinov From 65438 to 0862, through anatomical experiments on frogs, he published articles such as Frog Brain Inhibiting Spinal Nerves, and published a book, Reflex Brain, which made great contributions to neurophysiology.
However, even the tsarist government regarded propagating scientific truth as a sin, so Sechinov was arrested and tried. In court, Judge Sechinov said, "You can give yourself a defense witness." Sekkino calmly replied one day: "Let the frog be my witness!" "The enemy of autocratic power, the scientist is conscious, because he knows the truth is around him.
Analysis: I am willing to be arrested for my beliefs and truth. The road to science is always full of thorns.
Theme: "Integrity Value" and "Scientific Persistence"
5。 Culture and education
1。 A singer who is "tone deaf"
William Hung, an American teenager in China, has neither a beautiful face nor a mellow voice. However, it is a miracle that William Hung created his own sky in the paradise (or hell) of American dreamers.
In 2004, children in China will not take part in American variety show "American Idol" like William Hung. Not only was he tone deaf, but the typhoon was also very funny, which shocked the audience and the judges. He laughed at his unkind evaluation of Cowell and said, "You are too numb to perform dancing on the stage. If there is almost no sound, it is quite noisy. " ? ! ".And William Hung once said calmly," I feel that although my singing is a little weak, I don't regret it because I tried. "Because the game was televised live, the American audience was moved by William Hung's words and immediately United and cried. After the broadcast of the program, William Hung received unprecedented attention, and some media reported his performance in the singer competition. Therefore, Red Hole has become a household name in America. Then, William Hung signed his first album "Inspiration" (1 Inspiration) with Koch and FUSE, and released it in the United States on April 6th, 2000. In the second week of successful sales, it topped the billboard independent album list in the United States and squeezed into the top 40 of the billboard pop music list, which was very powerful. William Hung has become the most famous American from China.
Analysis: Americans, "I tried" is the best way for a person to treat it. Since a person "has tried", what reason should we laugh at him? William Hung's fame and success, though unexpected, have internal social environment and cultural factors.
Theme: "Opportunity and Necessity" and "Opportunity for Success"
In three academic fields.
When talking about his study experience, Wang Guowei said: "Inquirers from large enterprises in ancient and modern times must go through three stages:' Last night, the west wind withered the independent tower of green trees and looked at the horizon', which is also the first residence and the second territory. In the crowd, I searched for her again and again in vain. When I suddenly turned my head, I found her in a dimly lit place. " So is this third place. "
Wang Guowei divided this into three stages in the article "Literary Xiaoyan": "Three categories." And said: "No one who doesn't read the first, second and third categories suddenly rises, and vice versa. Literature, who is a literary genius, is also a huge demand for training. " United Nations peacekeeping quoted thousands of words from Yan Shu's Butterfly, Liu Yong's second Butterfly, and Xin Qiji's first section Jade Case? Lantern Festival. "
Analysis: In the first state, those who want to enter a large enterprise with a scholarship should climb high and look far, overlook the path, understand the overall situation, and "look to the horizon". In the second state, it is not easy for large enterprises to get scholarships, and the process is "exhausting and fishing". This desire is like being a lover, forgetting to eat and sleep, being diligent, and people don't regret losing bandwidth. In the third state, it is said that.
Theme: "Exploration and Pursuit" and "Effort and Knowledge" 3. "Spinach is an indispensable spinach principle"
At the Japanese dinner table, they even put the principle of an enterprise organization and said, "Spinach principle." This principle includes three basic points, namely "report", "contact" and "communication". The "spinach principle" is the basic principle of Japanese enterprises, and all employees, from ministers to presidents, must implement this principle without exception. The so-called report is the report that they must see and hear when they inform their colleagues of the progress of their work at any time, such as returning to the company on a business trip; To gain, you must share it with all your colleagues. Contact is to inform your colleagues, such as the problems encountered in the work on the traffic road, which may be too late at present. When did you call your colleagues to the company? Communication is a problem in our work. We must find the opinions of colleagues or bosses and brainstorm to solve them.
The principle of "spinach principle" is the coordination between individuals and organizations. This principle is the product of Japanese educational system and educational thought. In the Japanese concept, the purpose of education is not elite culture, but that culture can adapt to people's uncoordinated collective life. This kind of education runs through a basic point, which is to train qualified citizens. Such people have the same education and common beliefs.
Analysis: Individuals live in society, so individuals should live in harmony with the whole society. Let all citizens have the same centripetal force, which is Japanese education.
Theme: "The Purpose of Education" and "Individual and Collective"
Four famous godsons
Tutor: Bao Zheng, an incorruptible judicial official, is called an arbitrator. He was worried that his children would lead his family to corruption, so he described the powerful function of family precepts like this: "Later generations of officialdom have devoted themselves to wealth and should not introduce capitalists; After the epidemic, I will die, be buried and not from Wu Zhizhong, England, not my descendants. "
Zoroastrianism: When Su Shiqiu, the eldest son of the Song Dynasty poet, went to his post, Su presented him with an inkstone. He wrote an inscription: "This is a constant thirst, so that if you take it, you will be afraid;" Cui Chang, if this rule is used to order this book, prisons often think that students "
Whipping: Yue Yun 12 years of the army fought. The troops fell into a ditch because they didn't pay attention to the terrain when riding down the mountain. Yue Yun ordered Yue Fei's troops to be whipped and begged the captain not to let him whip his eyelashes. Yue Yun is well-trained and brave in battle. 1 134 When attacking Suizhou, hit the first city board with a 40-kg hammer. The principle of Yue Fei's godson is: soldiers bear heavy burdens, fight before, fight after and supply power.
Description: 1945, the 6-year-old son of revolutionary elder Lin went to primary school. Lin Lao's son said: "The school has a name. I think you three have already called! " "
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