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Jesus' cowhide was blown out:
I know a Christian couple. The man himself told me that the couple had "wholeheartedly" prayed that the stock of the man's company would go up and let the man earn more money with stock options. However, contrary to expectations, the stock fell. The man concluded: Maybe "God" has another purpose.
Ha ha! If there are other purposes, why did you blow this cowhide in the first place? I tell you again, if two of you agree on the earth, my Father in heaven will do it for them.
2) There is a vegetative woman named Terri Schiavo in America. Her parents struggled for their daughter's survival for fifteen years, which is admirable. For fifteen years, they prayed "wholeheartedly" for a miracle, hoping that their daughter would stand up and shout "Mom and Dad", but her daughter finally left.
Does this also mean that Jesus' cowhide is blown out?
I tell you again, if two of you agree on the earth, my Father in heaven will do it for them. Thick, Jesus' mouth is really not as big as usual.
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