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A very reasonable little story.
Moral Story 1:82000 Silver rag Qiao Zhiyong was a famous Shanxi merchant in China in Qing Dynasty.
On one occasion, Wu Dongjia, a Wanliju firm in Baotou Dongcheng, borrowed 82,000 pieces of silver from Qiao Zhiyong because of capital turnover.
At that time, Wu Dongjia promised to pay off all principal and interest one year later. But when the one-year deadline came, Wu Dongjia not only didn't pay back a penny, but also kept silent about borrowing money.
What's more, he took the initiative to find you and cried to Qiao Zhiyong. I'm as poor as a church mouse, and there's only a broken basket left at home to sell peanuts. How can I afford your 82 thousand silver?
Qiao Zhiyong know, boss wu is nothing more than want to default.
But he comforted: Now that we have reached this stage, I can't force you, just bring that broken laundry list to pay off your debts! ?
Hearing this, Wu Dongjia was overjoyed and immediately sent a laundry list.
After Wu Dongjia left, the man eagerly asked: How can a broken basket be worth 82,000 silver? Didn't you give him away for nothing?
Qiao Zhiyong said with a smile? You do as I say and Mr. Wu will send the money. ?
Then, Qiao Zhiyong asked the man to hang the broken laundry list in the most conspicuous place in the store, and the price was 82,000 silver.
When people heard about it, they all came to watch the excitement and naturally knew about the broken laundry list.
Later, many businessmen were reluctant to do business with Mr. Wu when they learned about it.
At this time, Wu Dongjia realized the seriousness of the problem and had to pay off the debt and redeem the broken basket.
Small victory depends on wisdom, great victory depends on morality, and reputation is our important capital.
Without credibility, you will lose the foundation of being a man!
Moral story 2: A rag and a rag somehow got into the king's closet.
It said to the ribbon worn by the footman. What do you think I am?
The ribbon said:? You don't have to tell me. Just rags torn from old clothes. ?
? I'm not that kind of thing. The rag said,? I am a piece of cloth with rare style and color; The king was proud that I was in his closet. ?
? What do you think I am?
The rag said, you don't have to tell me. Just rags torn from old clothes, please wear your servant. ?
Location masks birth.
Moral story 3: A public security professor with a primary school education once heard a story: a cowherd boy who never graduated from primary school became a professor at the public security university.
When he was a child, the cowherd needed to live with sheep because his family was poor. Although he looks after the sheep carefully, there are too many sheep. If he is not careful, some sheep will get lost. Once the sheep is lost, he will not only lose the reward for herding sheep, but also be beaten and scolded.
He used to follow the footprints of sheep, but when he found the footprints of sheep, he couldn't tell which were the footprints of the lost sheep and which were the footprints of other sheep. Therefore, in most cases, he always returns in vain, so that he is greeted by another beating and cursing.
In order not to let the sheep get lost, in order to find the lost sheep, he tried every means. Finally, he focused on the footprints of sheep? Because the lost sheep can always find some footprints, he thought, as long as the footprints of the sheep are thoroughly pondered, the chances of success in finding sheep in the future will be great.
Therefore, when herding sheep every day, he pays attention to observing the footprints of sheep and carefully compares the relationship between different footprints and the size, weight, age and trend of sheep.
Through such long-term observation, he has developed a skill: as soon as he sees the footprints of sheep, he can infer all the characteristics of sheep, such as size, weight and age. Later, when he was herding sheep, if the sheep were lost again, he only needed to look at the footprints to know the shape and whereabouts of the sheep. In this way, he can always find the lost sheep, and he is also famous for this skill. Whoever loses a sheep will always ask him to look for it, and he can always get it back.
If he can only find sheep by footprints, he will be just an excellent shepherd all his life. However, although he didn't even graduate from primary school because of his poor family, he was a man of heart. He heard that in many crime scenes, prisoners' footprints will be left. He thought, if you can calculate the footprints of sheep, why is it difficult to calculate the footprints of people?
So he began to ponder the relationship between human footprints and human height, weight, age, appearance and direction. The roads are connected, because he has made clear the footprints of sheep, he soon got used to thinking about people's footprints. Since then, based on his thorough understanding of human footprints, he has helped criminal police to solve several human murders, thus becoming famous in one fell swoop. Since then, his fate has really changed. Before graduating from primary school, he was hired as a professor by the Public Security University. Now he goes out to give lectures, and his salary reaches 20,000 yuan.
Knowing the footprints of sheep can only make you an excellent shepherd, and knowing the footprints of people can make you a famous professor. Hearing this story, I can't help but think of an ancient story: in ancient times, a family was good at making an ointment to prevent skin from freezing and cracking. When you first enter winter, apply a little on your face and hands every day, and your skin will not freeze and crack all winter. Because of the magical effect, many people ask for medicine at home. This family has been washing silk floss with this medicine for generations. Although I get up early and work hard every day, my income is still very small, and the whole family barely makes ends meet.
One day, a guest from afar heard that their family had ointment to prevent skin from freezing and cracking, so he went to the door and got this prescription with 100 gold, and then gave it to the king of Wu to persuade him to use this ointment in the army.
Not long after, Wu's neighbors invaded the border of Wu, and Wu sent troops to fight. It was winter and it was very cold. The king of Wu ordered the soldiers to apply ointment on their hands and faces to prevent the skin from freezing and cracking, so that the soldiers would no longer suffer from freezing and cracking, and the combat effectiveness of the army would be greatly increased. Finally, Wu defeated its neighbors, and the king of Wu was very happy and gave the prescription man a large piece of land.
These two stories are similar, and both illustrate a truth: the same thing will play different roles when used in different places.
Therefore, don't despise some trivial things, and don't look down on some humble people. Maybe if you use it in the right place, you can play an unexpected role.
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