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Someone told me a joke. I'm depressed recently!
1. Title: Original
The child wrote: It turns out that he is my father.
Teacher's comment: Mom cares.
2. Title: (Tree, Tree) I will plant you.
The child wrote: (Tangyuan Tangyuan) I will eat you (eat).
Teacher's comment: How cute ~ ~
3. Title: ... During ... ........................
The child wrote: He undressed and put on pants at the same time.
Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it ~ ~
4. Title: textbooks
Children write: class is boring.
Teacher's comment: concentrate in class.
5. theme: popularity
Children write: I like bananas very much.
Teacher's comment: Be careful not to choke.
6. Title: Once upon a time
The children wrote: Xiaoming came in through the front door.
7. Title: Innocence
The child wrote: It's really hot today.
Teacher's comment: You are so naive ~ ~
8. Title: Ten points
The child wrote: I got a ten today.
Teacher's comment: I'll tell your parents ~ ~
9. Title: Among them
Children write: My left foot is hurt.
Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? ~~
10. Title: 1 .......
Children write: a doll 100 yuan.
Teacher's comment: The teacher laughed to death.
1 1. Title: Look.
The child wrote: What are you looking at? Never seen it!
12. Example: You (singing) and I (dancing)
Children write: you (good) me (good)
Teacher's comment: Are you writing an English translation?
13. Example: Everyone praises me (), but actually I ().
Children write: others praise me (very handsome), in fact, I (wear a mask)
Teacher's comment: What mask is so easy to use?
14. Title: Good ... Good again. ..
The child wrote: Mom's legs are so thin and thick. ...
Teacher's comment: Is it thin or thick?
15. topic: one by one
The child wrote: After work, my father came back one after another.
Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?
16. Theme: First ... then. ...
Example: Eat first, then take a bath.
Children write: goodbye, sir!
17. Title: Tianya Haijiao
The child wrote: My sister ran to the ends of the earth.
Teacher's comment: Your sister can really run ~ ~
18. Title: Forever.
Children write: I drew a straight line.
Teacher's comments: ................
19. Subject: Right away
The child wrote: I am riding a horse.
Teacher's comment: Come to the teacher right away!
20. Title: rawhide
The child wrote: On the night of the power outage, it was dark everywhere, and I was so scared that my skin was raw!
Teacher's comment: Seeing this sentence ... the teacher appreciates you very much. .
2 1. Title: Prosperity-a metaphor for beautiful growth.
The child wrote: My brother is thriving.
Teacher's comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable? ...
There is also a blind man. ...
Children write: bustling confession.
Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many soap operas ~ ~
22. Title: Thank you ... because ......
The child wrote: I want to thank my mother because she helps me with my homework every day. ......
Teacher's comment: Your homework was written by your mother! ! ! ! ! ! !
23. Theme: Sadness
The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.
Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. ......
24. Title: If
Children write: Don't drink juice if it tastes bad.
Teacher's comment: Orz .....
25. Title: Simple
Children write: The cake is crisp and delicious.
Teacher's comment: (speechless) .......... =. =
26. title: genius
The child wrote: I take a bath every three days.
Teacher's comment: I have to wash it every day to be clean ~ ~
27. Title: 1 … Toilet …
The child wrote: As soon as I walked out of the gate, there was a convenience store opposite.
There is also a blind man. ...
The child wrote: My brother defecates as soon as he finishes eating.
Teacher's comment: Don't make it up. ...
28. Title: Although ......
The child wrote: there is someone on the left and someone on the right.
29. Title: Very
The child wrote: I don't know what very means.
Teacher's comment: I don't know what to ask. ....
30. Title: Because ......
The child wrote: I was born in this world because of my parents.
Teacher's comment: Deduct 5 points ....
3 1. Title: Again ... Here we go. .....
Children write: My mother is short, tall, thin and fat.
Teacher's comment: Where is your mother ... a monster?
32 guoran
The children in the class said: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.
Teacher: This is a phrase that cannot be separated.
The children added: teacher, I'm not finished yet. Sure enough, I have diarrhea at night!
Teacher: .........
33 carve up
Child: A big fool can't tell right from wrong.
Teacher: Even a little fool can't tell the difference.
34 delicious
Children: What a sweet fart.
Teacher: ...
In addition,
Child: A train passes by, besides, besides. ...
Teacher: ...........
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