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Someone told me a joke. I'm depressed recently!

Interesting sentence:

1. Title: Original

The child wrote: It turns out that he is my father.

Teacher's comment: Mom cares.

2. Title: (Tree, Tree) I will plant you.

The child wrote: (Tangyuan Tangyuan) I will eat you (eat).

Teacher's comment: How cute ~ ~

3. Title: ... During ... ........................

The child wrote: He undressed and put on pants at the same time.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it ~ ~

4. Title: textbooks

Children write: class is boring.

Teacher's comment: concentrate in class.

5. theme: popularity

Children write: I like bananas very much.

Teacher's comment: Be careful not to choke.

6. Title: Once upon a time

The children wrote: Xiaoming came in through the front door.

7. Title: Innocence

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive ~ ~

8. Title: Ten points

The child wrote: I got a ten today.

Teacher's comment: I'll tell your parents ~ ~

9. Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? ~~

10. Title: 1 .......

Children write: a doll 100 yuan.

Teacher's comment: The teacher laughed to death.

1 1. Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? Never seen it!

12. Example: You (singing) and I (dancing)

Children write: you (good) me (good)

Teacher's comment: Are you writing an English translation?

13. Example: Everyone praises me (), but actually I ().

Children write: others praise me (very handsome), in fact, I (wear a mask)

Teacher's comment: What mask is so easy to use?

14. Title: Good ... Good again. ..

The child wrote: Mom's legs are so thin and thick. ...

Teacher's comment: Is it thin or thick?

15. topic: one by one

The child wrote: After work, my father came back one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

16. Theme: First ... then. ...

Example: Eat first, then take a bath.

Children write: goodbye, sir!

17. Title: Tianya Haijiao

The child wrote: My sister ran to the ends of the earth.

Teacher's comment: Your sister can really run ~ ~

18. Title: Forever.

Children write: I drew a straight line.

Teacher's comments: ................

19. Subject: Right away

The child wrote: I am riding a horse.

Teacher's comment: Come to the teacher right away!

20. Title: rawhide

The child wrote: On the night of the power outage, it was dark everywhere, and I was so scared that my skin was raw!

Teacher's comment: Seeing this sentence ... the teacher appreciates you very much. .

2 1. Title: Prosperity-a metaphor for beautiful growth.

The child wrote: My brother is thriving.

Teacher's comment: Son, is your brother a vegetable? ...

There is also a blind man. ...

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many soap operas ~ ~

22. Title: Thank you ... because ......

The child wrote: I want to thank my mother because she helps me with my homework every day. ......

Teacher's comment: Your homework was written by your mother! ! ! ! ! ! !

23. Theme: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder. ......

24. Title: If

Children write: Don't drink juice if it tastes bad.

Teacher's comment: Orz .....

25. Title: Simple

Children write: The cake is crisp and delicious.

Teacher's comment: (speechless) .......... =. =

26. title: genius

The child wrote: I take a bath every three days.

Teacher's comment: I have to wash it every day to be clean ~ ~

27. Title: 1 … Toilet …

The child wrote: As soon as I walked out of the gate, there was a convenience store opposite.

There is also a blind man. ...

The child wrote: My brother defecates as soon as he finishes eating.

Teacher's comment: Don't make it up. ...

28. Title: Although ......

The child wrote: there is someone on the left and someone on the right.

29. Title: Very

The child wrote: I don't know what very means.

Teacher's comment: I don't know what to ask. ....

30. Title: Because ......

The child wrote: I was born in this world because of my parents.

Teacher's comment: Deduct 5 points ....

3 1. Title: Again ... Here we go. .....

Children write: My mother is short, tall, thin and fat.

Teacher's comment: Where is your mother ... a monster?

32 guoran

The children in the class said: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher: This is a phrase that cannot be separated.

The children added: teacher, I'm not finished yet. Sure enough, I have diarrhea at night!

Teacher: .........

33 carve up

Child: A big fool can't tell right from wrong.

Teacher: Even a little fool can't tell the difference.

34 delicious

Children: What a sweet fart.

Teacher: ...

In addition,

Child: A train passes by, besides, besides. ...

Teacher: ...........