What are Empresses in the Palace's classic lines funny?

Empresses in the Palace's classic lines are funny:

1. If you know from the beginning that you can't end well, don't be wishful thinking and force a good result.

2. It's a duty for others to help you, but not to help you. Tolerance is your tolerance. Whether you can tolerate it or not is my skill. People live for themselves, and it is not a word from others that can control themselves and make them live a chic self.

3. Bitch is melodramatic!

4. Although apricot flowers are beautiful, the fruit they can bear is extremely sour, and almonds are even more bitter. What's the point if people start well and end badly? It's better to be like a pine and cypress, green all year round, without flowers and fruits.

5. No matter how cold you are, you shouldn't warm yourself with other people's blood.