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First, both Cao Cao and Sun Quan have the ambition to give up the region.
At present, Battle of Red Cliffs and Cao Cao have suffered heavy losses and dare not go south casually. For Cao Cao, first of all, he should rest and start over. At this time, Sun Quan of Jiangdong has been staring at Xichuan area, because Lu Su made a plan for him to occupy Jiangnan and rule Cao Cao. The sudden emergence of Liu Bei made Sun Quan Group very depressed. Because Liu Bei and his gang happened to be stuck in Sun Quan's only way to the west, Liu Bei would not give Sun Quan this lunch. After completing a period of recuperation, Cao Cao began to expand to the northwest. In advance, only Zhang Lu and Ma Chao are left in the northwest warlords. They didn't know who Cao Cao would guard against first, so they took their own actions. Ma Chao has more power. With the disadvantage of cavalry, he began to challenge Cao Cao underground. But also once broke into Guanzhong, which really gave Cao Cao a headache. Meanwhile, what is power? As a result, the weak Zhang Lu began to intervene surprisingly.
As far as strength is concerned, surprisingly, although Liu is weak, he is much bigger than Zhang Qiang. As a result, thin camels are bigger than horses. However, Liu Zhang also has his own difficulties. He entered Chengdu as a foreigner, and those terrible places in Xichuan were constantly unconvinced by Liu Zhang. If Liu Zhang sends its own troops to the north to defend Zhang Lu, those powerful men in Sichuan are likely to launch a mutiny. As far as Liu Zhang is concerned, it must be my own safety. However, Zhang Lu's defense in the south is irresistible. Finally, Liu Zhang thought of his neighbor and brother Liu Bei. To the east of Liu Zhang is Liu Bei, who occupies Jingzhou. Liu Bei constantly claims to be a Han clan. Liu Zhang is an out-and-out Han clan, and he felt it necessary to contact Liu Bei with lofty sentiments. The man he sent was the famous Fa Zheng, who reached a higher level in the relationship between the two sides. At present, Liu Zhang has made the most unsuccessful move in his life. He invited Liu Bei to lead Rongxing to help him resist Zhang Lu in Hanzhong.
Second, Liu Zhang and Liu Bei each have their own small plans.
Liu Zhang, of course, won't let Liu hard, and Liu Zhang served as the logistics supply of Liu Bei's army. If Liu Bei can lay the Hanzhong area in one breath, it would be great if Liu Bei became a shield to help Liu Zhang resist Cao Cao. From Liu Zhang's point of view, his abacus is really eye-catching. The trouble is, Liu Bei, as a lean man, wouldn't be so stupid as to make cannon fodder for Liu Zhang in vain. Liu Bei has his own plans. First, he made a surprise attack and gained Liu Zhang's trust. Then I began to buy popularity in Xichuan area and made a plan to take root. This makes Liu Zhang very nervous. Liu Zhang asked Liu Bei to lead Ronghang to separate immediately, and Liu Bei simply tore his face and defended by surprise. At such a critical juncture, Liu Zhang Group has also become United, but the initiative led by Liu Bei is lacking. On the one hand, he fought against Liu Zhang, on the other hand, he asked Zhuge Liang to lead the troops for support. What is Cao Cao doing at this time? He is still fighting with Ma Chao, and it is basically surprisingly involved.
What the hell is Ma Chao? As a result, Cao Cao was no match, and finally Cao Cao completely occupied the northwest region. Ma Chao had no choice but to go to Zhang Lu in Hanzhong, but facing Liu Bei's quick defense in advance, Liu Zhang, who had been strongly resisting, invited Zhang Lu, his sworn enemy, to support him. Zhang Lu is not stupid, he knows what a broken nest is. Zhang Lu sent Ma Chao, who had just defected, to make do with Liu Bei. I didn't expect Liu Bei to use a double agent to indirectly own Ma Chao. In order to consolidate his position, Ma Chao decided to regard Chengdu as his warlord. Liu Zhang watched Ma Chao's reinforcements turn into enemies in the blink of an eye. He first chose Kaesong to defect. Liu Bei conveniently occupied all the Xichuan areas, but by this time Cao Cao had liberated himself and occupied Hanzhong area. Hanzhong area is very important to both sides, and Liu Bei and Cao Cao will wage a war around the ownership of Hanzhong. But everyone wants to win over Sun Quan, because this guy often fishes in troubled waters.
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