Funny and cheat people's routine sentences

cheat people's routine sentences

Most people's lives are dull, but in fact, there are many interesting things in ordinary daily life. The funny jokes on the Internet can delight our body and mind, and happiness is actually around us. Here are some cheat people's routine sentences that are funny and funny. Cheat people's routine sentence 1

First, the so-called high cold is actually: a person with poor hearing+slow response+poor eyesight.

Second, when I was a child, I loved to play with firecrackers with my cousin. I made a mistake and threw the lighted firecrackers into my cousin's coat pocket. Then my cousin was anxious, but the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't take them out. Finally, my cousin was so anxious that he hugged me and said, "I will die with you!" As a result, our clothes were all in rags.

third, the phone is silent, and answering the phone depends entirely on fate.

fourth, I hope that in the future, you will have wine, meat and girls, and girls will be ugly.

5. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth over 1 million? Do you want to have food and clothing? If you want to, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

6. You look so good and deserve to be liked by me.

seven, a couple is very much in love. W: What are you thinking now? M: Just as you think. The woman immediately slapped the man and scolded him, you rascal!

8. I worry every day that I am cuter today than yesterday.

I'm very lazy, and I don't have any special skills, but I'm a good cook staying up late.

1. An operator received a call from a customer who stuttered and spoke a little slowly: I, I, I ... I want to ask, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, The operator only said, Big Brother, Big Brother, it's just you. Can it be free? Then he was fired!

eleven, fat water does not flow from outsiders, and I am super sweet to find me online.

12. don't brag in front of me, it's really too much for your eyes.

XIII. Best girlfriends partner: a beautiful girl, a schoolmaster and a woman.

14. I really want to talk about a boyfriend, but I'm afraid.

15. I'm not fat, I'm just swollen due to my allergy to life.

Sixteen, Wan Li only wants to be the woman you miss most.

seventeen, the fortune-teller said that my husband and I are perfect for each other in my life.

18. I am a rich second generation, but I work to earn money by myself. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face, and I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

nineteen, dare to be ambiguous with me, so that you don't know how to cry.

twenty, pinch your fingers, you need me in your life. twenty-one, you want to be a cute and innocent child.

twenty-two, if you want to know me, know the weather first.

twenty-three, I won't see people for a long time, but I may have kidney deficiency.

twenty-four, my relationship with Bai Jingting has been confirmed, and it's definitely him on my side.

25. May you be loved by a handsome fool.

26th. Today, I went for a pregnancy test, and I was hit by more than sixty aunts. Fortunately, I was supported by someone nearby. The aunt ignored me and left. When we went to the fourth floor for a check-up, we met again. I saw her waiting for a urine test, so I went over to remember her name. I silently went to the toilet to get some samples and changed them for her. . . . Aunt, we are so destined to surprise you.

Time tells me that the age of unreasonable behavior is over, and it's time to pretend.

twenty-eight, girlfriends, stop fear of marriage ... I'll marry you!

Twenty-nine, when I went to the vegetable market to buy food, I saw a child watching the stall. I asked, "How much is a chicken?" The child replied, "" I asked again, "How much are two chickens?" The child paused for a moment, but he didn't count it for a while. He used his quick wits and shouted, "You can only buy one at a time!"

3. Girls should learn to feel sorry for their boyfriends. When boyfriends are too busy to accompany themselves, they should find other boys to accompany them, and they should not let their boyfriends suffer. They should be sensible girls. 2

1. Do your family know that you are so stupid? I don't know. I don't know.

2. A: In the race between the tortoise and the hare, there was a stupid pig as the referee. Who won the race between the tortoise and the hare? B: Tortoise shell: Well, that's what the pig said.

3. "Would you like to be my sun?" "I do." "Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me."

4. "Hello, may I know you?" "Why" and "I think your future is related to me"

5. What is a roaring dog in the sky or a god? It's a dog next!

6. Are you my best friend? Yes. I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends ...

7. Do you want a face falling from the sky (if you answer yes, you are thick-skinned) (if you answer no, you are shameless).

8. "I am in good health." I can't stand the wind and rain. "I just can't remember you."

9. Say it ten times ...? Are you different from a pig? Answer quickly, no!

1. I will live one day? Live what? You can kiss your life as soon as you turn over.

11. "I want to lose weight. They are thinner than me." "I like you, not them."

12. Let me ask you a question. What is a pig, a sheep, a dog or a pig? Alas!

13. Male: "I have a girlfriend" Female: "Then she must be very beautiful!" Man: "Why are you so narcissistic?"

14. "Don't you care about me?" "The heart is in your place. It's up to you whether it hurts or not."

15. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, do you look like this? The beauty contest won the top three at most.

16. "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "I don't know." "Why don't I try passing by you again?"

17. I've lost ten knives, two, and how many? Eight (Dad).

18. "Do you want a dog?" "What dog?" "The single kind."

19. I think why are you so strange today? Is it weird there? It's so beautiful! !

2. "I want to travel recently, and I want to travel around the world." "Let's go." "Ok, I'll walk around you tomorrow."

21. This is my newly bought windproof lighter. Can you blow it out? What kind of lighter do you have (blow it out)? It's wind-proof but not fart-proof!

22. I am a grain, you are a horse, and together we are a shaqima.

23, others love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be.

24. "What is not north and south in the world?" I'm not a thing.

25. "I'm looking for a store?" "What store?" "Your call."

26. Just have fun. Why should I steal to laugh? Because I love you.

27. That's it. You don't talk to me either. I'm a dog.

28. Do you like getting rich? Yes, but I don't. Why? Because I like hugging you. Cheat people's routine sentence 3

1. "People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why?" "I don't know" "Because I have you as a naughty boy"

2. "Who do you like?" "It's not you anyway." "Will you die if you lie to me?" "Cheated, you are not dead!"

3. My friend said that my belly was black. I decisively lifted my coat and pointed to his white belly. It was quite white.

4. "Guess what constellation I am" "Gemini" "Wrong, I tailor it for you"

5. "Guess which day I like 365 days a year?" "I like every day with you."

6. I'm going to put you aside to dry and then take it back.

7, I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, yawning at home, can't sleep at night, can't wake up during the day.

8. Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, and falling in love with you is my happy choice; Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

9. I will work hard, or people will say, look, that man is nothing but good-looking.

1, I don't know what is frivolous, I only know that the winner is king.

11. The boy at that station was very handsome, so I went up to him and grabbed his potato chips and ran away.

12, benefactor, if you are bullying the poor monk, the poor monk will lose face to God.

13. If the exam can be upgraded, I'm afraid I'm still a negative grade.

14. I came quietly, walked quietly and waved my dagger, leaving no one alive.

15. I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing.