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Tell an interesting joke.
"No.0065438 +0!"
"Teacher, my name is Jiao and my name is Jiao Pei." The teacher was a little dizzy and asked, "Who gave this to you?"
"My dad." "What does your father do?"
"Open a pig farm!"
"No.002!"
A girl stood up and said, "Teacher, my name is Zhang and my name is Zhang Dekai."
"No.003!"
"Teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother. My name is Zhang. "Who gave you this name?"
"It's my dad. He sells pliers. " The teacher quickly took a sip of water.
"No.004!"
"Report teacher, my name is Qu (pronounced" ou "), and my name is Qu Ye (oh yeah). This is the name my mother gave me. She said that when she gave birth to me, a computer game exploded. " The teacher felt a little uncomfortable.
"No.005!"
"Report to the teacher, * * Niang!" "How do you call names? ! "
"no! Teacher, I mean my last name is Gan, and my name is foster mother. My father makes wine. " The teacher took a pill.
006! "
"Teacher, my surname is Gou, and I am told to ignore it."
"Your dad is a steamed stuffed bun shop? ! "
"Teacher, you are so smart!" The teacher has been a little shaken.
"No.007!"
"My name is Kuai (read fast, send the third sound. ) This is called goods. "
"Don't tell me your father runs a warehouse."
"Teacher, you are too old-fashioned. My father is a pimp. " Blood oozed from the teacher's mouth.
"No.008!"
"Teacher, go to hell!" "What? what did you say ? /Excuse me? ! "
"I mean, my name is Ni, and I'm going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting? "
"Interesting, interesting." The teacher is about to cry.
"No.009!"
"Teacher, let's talk about it next time." "Why do you want to say it next time, you say it now!"
"no! Teacher, my surname is Xia, and my name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. " The teacher felt dizzy.
"0 10! "
"Teacher, my last name is Gao."
"My name is Mei, and my name is Mei Conscience."
"My name is Wu, and my name is Kate."
"My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong." …………
The teacher turned to the sky and growled, "God, I met a group of students!" " "The teacher spurted blood and fell to the ground.
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