What jokes do you tell on Children's Day?

The following are some jokes applicable to Children's Day on June 1st for your reference.

1. Xiaoming: "Yesterday my father and I went to buy train tickets, but I saw that the conductor had no teeth." The student asked, "What happened later?" Xiao Ming: "Later, my dad said,' This aunt doesn't taste like a cantaloupe, so you can buy a ticket at ease." "

2. The primary school teacher asked the students, "Why can some animals reproduce the whole population as long as there is only one left?" Xiao Ming raised his hand and replied, "Because it's a male."

3. A child clamored to take part in the idioms solitaire competition, and finally he won. After the game, he went home to show his parents, "Dad, Mom, I won!" " ! I won the first prize! ""How did you do that? " Parents asked. The child replied, "At first, I said,' My first drop of blood is often lost, so I must stay awake!'" " "

4. "How to judge whether a tree is a mother tree or a father tree?" Xiao Chen: "I know! Just see if there are any leaves under it. " Deskmate: Why is this Xiao Chen: "Haven't you ever seen a tadpole looking for his mother?"

Xiaoming went swimming, and his mother was worried that he would drown, so she said to him, "Don't bully those children who are younger or weaker than you, because they are all vicious guys."

6. One day, Xiao Ming and his mother went to a party. Xiaoming's mother saw two tramps sitting at the door, so she took out 200 yuan and handed it to Xiaoming, asking him to divide it into two parts. After Xiao Ming walked over, the two tramps didn't thank him. It happened that Xiaoming saw a fried chicken shop not far away.

He decided to buy some food for them with the rest of 200 yuan. As a result, when he returned to his original place, he found that the two tramps had finished eating. Xiao Ming said to his mother, "Mom, they haven't said thank you to me after eating. Not very cultured! " "Xiao Ming's mother is speechless:" Son, you just want them to know that you are an educated person when they leave. "

Xiao Ming asked his father, "Dad, do you think I can be president?" The father replied, "That depends on how much money you have." "Why?" "Kid, if you have a lot of money, you can win the election by buying votes."

8. One day, Xiao Ming accepted the teacher's dictation with a short sci-fi story created by him and his deskmate. In the evening, his mother asked him what he had written.

He happily told his mother that on another planet, there were two aliens with different looks. One day, they exchanged a joke and got into a fight because they misunderstood the meaning. Finally, they found that the other party meant no harm, so they made up. After listening, his mother said, "Did you write this in a hurry when you didn't copy the inspector?"

9. When the teacher was explaining the principle of biology, Xiaoming asked a question: "Teacher, why do all living things need water?" The teacher replied, "Because water can help us maintain our body functions." Xiao Ming said, "That's too simple. I think it's because everyone likes cold parsley. "

Yesterday, Xiaoming broke his pencil box when he went to school. So, he quickly found a friend and asked him what color shirt to wear in the more expensive school, because he wanted to make himself more stylish. His friend replied, "white." "Why?" "We are generally not distracted."

The above are some humorous jokes suitable for Children's Day on June 1st, hoping to make people relax in their busy work and study and enjoy the fun of life and unlimited imagination.

In short, these simple and funny jokes can not only add a little joy to Children's Day, but also bring children a relaxed and happy holiday experience and growth motivation.