Who can tell me some interesting stories and humorous jokes? I got a high reward, o.

I am a mature man.

But I look young.

Big figure, giving people a feeling of big brother.

I have a successful career and am the boss.

Take a notebook with you everywhere.

My car is more spacious than Lincoln.

Years of edification in Peking University have made my cultural taste.

I study the ancient history of China in my spare time, especially the history of Qing Dynasty.

I also follow the trend of the times.

I often watch movies.

Especially the social ethics films that discuss life.

I like to think about the psychological activities of movie characters.

I'm tired of dealing with high society.

So I often observe the situation.

I care about the details of ordinary people's lives.

Concerned about the wealth level of ordinary people

I pay attention to adjusting the inequality between the rich and the poor.

Aroused strong social repercussions.

I heard that someone wanted to interview me.

I've done too many such interviews before.

Go somewhere else to hide and be quiet.

It's good to cultivate one's self-cultivation

You know, people at my level will definitely not go by train.

But because I am so famous, the whole country knows me.

Or are you invited to do an interview?

And eat and control

Free fitness

I often surf the internet after I come back.

I don't have high requirements for my ideal partner.

When you come, I will give you a lot of ice cream.

I also want to build a family with you.

I will never be hard on you.

I will watch the stars with you at night.

Honey, come on, you will be satisfied at the first sight of me!

This description happens to be your dream girl, so you met on the same day.

After meeting, I found out that what he said was different from reality. But when I asked him why he lied, he took out his self-introduction and explained it to me sentence by sentence, only to find out. (Please look down)

Annotation version:

I am a mature man-57 years old.

But I look young-I have pimples all over my face.

The tall figure gives people a feeling of big brother-Song Wu's big brother.

I have a successful career. I am the boss-the owner of a cold drink stand.

Carry a notebook with you-it is a notebook that records the sales of cold drinks.

The car I take is more spacious than the Lincoln bus.

Years of edification in Peking University have made my cultural taste-I used to sell cold drinks by the unnamed lake.

In my spare time, I study the ancient history of China, especially the history of Qing Dynasty-I like watching Princess Zhu Huan.

I also keep up with the trend of the times-I know what kind of cold drinks will sell well this year.

I often watch ...-porn.

Especially incest porn, a social ethics film that explores life.

I like to ponder the psychological activities of movie characters-I often fantasize that I am the hero of porn.

I'm tired of dealing with the upper class-the president of Peking University told me many times: "No stalls by the lake!"

So I often observe the situation-I want to set up a stall in a residential area.

I pay close attention to the details of ordinary people's lives-see whose doors and windows are not closed well.

Concerned about the wealth of ordinary people-

I pay attention to adjusting the inequality between the rich and the poor-take valuables home.

It has aroused strong social repercussions-community residents are both angry and afraid of this serial theft.

I heard someone wanted to interview me-the police wanted to arrest me for questioning.

I've done too many such interviews before-I've been arrested many times.

I went somewhere else to hide, to be quiet-to escape.

Just cultivate your self-cultivation-

As you know, people at my level will definitely not take a tricycle to Tianjin by train.

But because I am famous, the whole country knows that I am on the "National Pursuit" website of the Ministry of Public Security.

I was also invited to do an interview-I was finally caught.

Also eat and live-three years in prison.

Free fitness-labor reform.

I often surf the internet after I come back-I've been looking for 4 19.

I don't ask much of my ideal partner-as long as I'm taller than me.

I'll give you a lot of ice cream when you come-

I want to build a family with you-you want to help me build a cabin.

I'll never be hard on you-you've been impotent for years.

I want to watch the stars with you at night-the hut has no roof. Come on, honey.

You will be satisfied when you see me for the first time! -dare not look at the second eye.