Interesting stories, humorous jokes, affectionate stories, one.

1, an earthman went to Mars and met a Martian. Because of the language barrier, they have to talk with gestures. The Martians drew a three, the Earthlings drew a five, the Martians drew an eight, and the Earthlings gave the Martians their thumbs up. When the earthlings came home, they said to their wives, "Martians are really smart. They said 3, I said 5, and they knew it was 8 at once, and then I boasted. " The Martians returned to the base and said to their leader, "No, let's run away!" " ! The earth people are too powerful! I said we killed three, he said they killed five, I said we killed them with guns, and he said they killed them with their thumbs! "

I often play chess with your father. Once, I had only one scholar left, and your father had only one elephant. I told your father to take both elephants and scholars across the river, and your father agreed. So, I married your father, your father married me, I married your father and your father married me. I'm your dad, your dad is like me, I'm your dad, your dad is like me ... You say, get out!

You didn't say anything when you left. When you left, I had nothing. I don't know why. Once, you said you loved me. Once, you said there was always a me in your heart. Now, we say nothing. Now, I don't care why. Can you answer me? Can you tell me if you are upset? I can only silently look at your photos and sigh over and over again. Now I can only open the chat window but I can't send a few words. Now, even if I miss you very much, I can only look at your head and cry alone. Now, I am silly to read all your information over and over again, just to love you. Now, I go to all your friends' spaces just to read your news, but I can only wait for you silently, and you don't seem to care. How many times do I have to let my self-esteem be trampled by you before I can learn not to send messages or make phone calls, and always lie to myself over and over again after the pain? You loved me, but, but.