I want classic lines from iPartment, funny jokes, and funny questions.

Bus driver (to Zhan Bo): You pervert, you have to swipe your card, put in coins, or get out, no matter what!

Bus driver (to the bodyguard): Hey, come back! Either swipe your card, put in coins, or get out, whatever you want! (The bodyguard gets off the bus) You can’t even sit on the bus, and you’re pretending to be the Matrix, huh!

Xiaoxian: Xiaoxian has such a roommate. He and a girl live in two suites in the same apartment. Unfortunately, one always goes to the left, and the other always...takes the elevator< /p>

Zi Qiao: I am Chen Yuanyuan, you? (Aiming at chest) Chen, Bian, Bian!

Zhanbo: People use eight words to describe her: as quiet as a virgin, as active as a mad rabbit

Ziqiao: Your eyes are clear and moving, and your hands are gentle and delicate. , your heart is crystal clear;

Meijia: Your arms are powerful, your chest is broad and stalwart, your skin is invulnerable...

Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined twins. Before we were two years old, our brains were still the same.

Xiao Xian: Yes, and then the doctor used the knife to give all of Zhan Bo's brains

Zhanbo: Let’s start with five portions of “Rape Chicken Popsicles”!

Wanyu (to the waiter): Then we want five portions of "Rape Chicken Popsicles"

Yifei: Two prodigies, they are "Violent Chicken Popsicles"

Zhanbo: Oh, really, the name has been changed?

Qiao: At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, chickens and ducks were free of bird flu, and pork was safe to eat. At that time, you had to wear clothes for taking photos, you had to pay off debts, your mother-in-law didn't care about your house when she married your daughter, and the child's father... was also clear.

Zi Qiao: That was when I was in high school. One day I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Then I suddenly woke up. Something even more terrifying happened. It turned out that I was actually taking an exam!

Sekiya: Isn’t “The Promise” a romance film?

Zi Qiao: Ha! You won’t understand the movie once you see it! ..."The Promise" is a horror movie!

Lisa: It’s you! Zeng Xiaoxian!

Zeng Xiaoxian: Do you know me?

Lisa: My classmate’s eldest cousin’s neighbor and your brother-in-law’s cousin are in-laws!

Lisa: (pointing to Zeng Xiaoxian’s face) It’s not a software problem, you should change the monitor!

Zeng Xiaoxian: Hello everyone, I am your new Xiaoxian, friend Zeng...

Yifei: Tell everyone what makes you unhappy

Passers-by: Eating sesame seed cakes and eating beer caps, eating wontons and eating mothballs, swatting flies on nails, going to Qingsong Temple to burn incense, and falling into the merit box and unable to get out my mobile phone

Sister Shan: Even canned sardines have a better future than you!

Sister Shan: The money is not enough, the actors have not been decided, and the script is not yet available

Yifei: I think this matter is completely unreliable. How outrageous is the Chinese men's football World Cup win with you? In fact, it’s almost the same

Mika: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my phone has no signal. I can’t even see the sun when I walk on the road!

Zi Qiao: Was your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that regresses three times a day!

Zhanbo: Do ??I look unhappy?

Yifei: Tsk, you have written the word "depression" all over your face. People who are illiterate really can't tell it.

Yifei: You are so heartless! All the world is bigger than the one thing you lack: Yifei: Let me think about it, the astronomical observation group, the pesticide testing center, and... the Primitive Animal Association, do you think this can be considered socializing?

Zhanbo: It’s the Association of Primitive Animal Researchers. There are many girls in it. Haven’t you seen the photos?

Yifei: Eight girls, four with steel teeth, three with spectacle lenses thicker than beer bottles, and one who is bigger than you...I now fully understand why it is called Primitive Zoological Association, you can just study each other and save money on buying specimens

Wanyu: It is the duty of every citizen to despise him

Zhanbo: Sister, you Have you ever had a dog?

Yifei: No, but...you were raised by me.

I have raised many animals before, including birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels, and money trees. Within three days... they were all dead. Zhanbo, you are so lucky!

Wanyu: Dog biscuits are rich in conditioner and anti-dandruff formula. After eating them, your hair will be gone and your dandruff will be better!

Yifei: Did your mother throw away the person when she gave birth to you and raise the placenta?

Zi Qiao: Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you!

Mika: If you commit seppuku, I...I have to wipe the floor again...

Xiaobo: I have been divorced for three years, and my son is already half a year old< /p>

Ziqiao: I also want to find a place where my face can be printed on currency

Meijia: It’s not difficult. Just find a place where money is printed. ?

Zi Qiao: In our world of men, strong men are like clouds and insidious men are like stars

Yifei: But when I look around, there are no clouds in the sky. Stars

Guan Gu reads "Returning the Pig Princess": One day, the little duck met the fourth elder brother,

The fourth elder brother said: "You are ruthless, you are cruel, you are unreasonable!"< /p>

The little duck said: "Then you are not ruthless, cruel, or unreasonable?"

"Where am I ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable!?

"You are not ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable! ? "...

Guan Gu (singing): Giant dragon, you are two years short, forever and ever...

Guan Gu (singing): I Not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I just want my mean brother, perfect love...

Yifei: If I can't see that man, I will make you disappear! Disappearance in both biological and sociological senses! !

Yifei: You are shameless, you are despicable, and you are unreliable!

Zi Qiao: Then you are not shameless, you are not despicable, and you are very reliable?

< p>Yifei: How shameless, despicable, and unreliable are you?

Ziqiao: How are you not shameless, despicable, and unreliable?

Yifei: No matter how shameless, despicable, or unreliable I am, I will never be more shameless, despicable, or unreliable than you!

Zi Qiao: Okay! Okay, stop scolding, that’s all for running for President of the United States

Yifei: Teacher Zeng’s show is about to start

Zi Qiao: Do ??you want to listen?

Yifei: Yeah

Zi Qiao: Oh, you still say I’m boring

Yifei: Don’t you listen?

Zi Qiao: Listen! Who makes us boring?

Wanyu: Have you passed the GRE?

Passer: I... don’t have an aunt

Wanyu: What about the TOEFL?

Passers-by: Who are you asking for?

Wanyu: Ugly, but very ugly!

Xiao Xian: I allow you to be there! You can walk around in my world, but you will never be allowed to run around in my world!

Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take for you to do so? Can I forgive him?

Yifei: Forgiving him is a matter of God. My mission is to send him to see God!

Auntie came to see me in advance! Now, my waist is very sore and my stomach feels uncomfortable

Guangu: Meijia, your aunt is so kind to you. How about she sleeps in my room today and I sleep on the sofa

Wanyu: Guan Gu, the aunt you are talking about is not the same as what she is talking about

Guan Gu: Oh, does Meijia have many aunts? Is your grandma really capable of giving birth? I only have one, but I have three aunts!

Yifei: It doesn’t matter, failure is success

Zhanbo: I have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant

Zi Qiao: Huh? Why does this cup have no mouth?

Meijia: You held it upside down

Zi Qiao (turning the cup over): Not only does it have no mouth, it also has no bottom. No

Yifei: It’s okay to write poetry, but it’s nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, when the girl saw it, the female hormones that were finally stimulated instantly... turned into cholesterol.

Wanyu: Feifei wants to make chocolates for Mr. Shen

Xiaoxian: Really? He has done something sorry for you, you want to poison him!

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Yifei: I want poison, and I will be the first to poison you!

Zhanbo: The things my sister makes are poisonous.

, the poison has to look very tempting before anyone will want to eat it. I saw the chocolate she made last time, oh boy! !

Xiao Xian: Hahaha, I understand, you don’t want to poison him to death, you want to scare him to death, right?

Gu: It’s so touching... Xiao Longnu is so beautiful... But Yang Guo doesn’t know how to cherish her. He only has his aunt in his heart!

Zhan Bo: That’s right, Xiao Longnu... is his aunt

Guan Gu (surprised): Ah! It's so sinful. Doesn't his uncle have any objection to Yang Guo doing this?

Zhanbo: Well... to be precise, there is no such person as uncle

Guangu: Oh my god! Then Yang Guo... became his own uncle! ! Xiao Longnu... became her own niece-in-law! !

Wanyu: Xiao Longnu was raped

Guan Gu (crazy): na ni (what)? ! How is that possible!

Wanyu (smiling): Yes, it was Yin Zhiping who did it

Guan Gu (continuing to be crazy): Stop talking! Say no more! ! (Suddenly calm)...Is Yin Zhiping really Yang Guo's uncle?

Zi Qiao: Ten thousand and one million are the same, because I don’t have either!

Yifei: Now I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face! Plant people can talk better than you. Believe it or not, I will plant you in a flower pot right now! !

The person riding the white horse may not be a prince, it may be Tang Monk...

The person who can burn incense may not be a monk, it may be a panda...

The one with tattoos It’s not necessarily a bad guy, it could be Yue Fei~

The one who can fly is not necessarily a big bird, it could also be Li Ning

Rules of Love Apartment Landlords

1. A pair of QQ can’t beat a 745 because QQ only costs 30,000 to 40,000 yuan, and a BMW 745 is very expensive

2. A bomb can’t beat a 119 because the fire brigade can put out fires...

3. The king doesn’t call 911 many times because the FBI in the United States is very powerful.

4. A flush can’t beat four-color cards. Because everything is better than a single star

5. Congratulations on getting 12581. China Mobile will give you a free draw

6. Congratulations to girls if they get 3 or 8. They stopped playing cards once due to holiday shopping

10. Got 5.1 10.1 Stop playing cards because of national statutory holidays

Yifei: Yes! That’s right! The red carpet is 80 meters long...what happened? It's 5 meters short of me. Is this boss too evil? The price of pork has increased and the carpet is short of me. Their carpets are not made of pig skin, right?

Yifei: If the carpet is not long enough, let him sew his red underpants on to make up the five meters!

Xiaoxian: I am not a casual person!

Yifei: You are not a human being if you act casually!

Accidental, absolutely accidental, very accidental, too accidental

I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda.

Never hang yourself from a tree, I have to hang myself from a few trees around a few more times...

I am a born actor, my eyes have been round since I was a child when I saw a beautiful girl

Zi Qiao: I am a born actor. My eyes have become round when I saw a beautiful girl since I was a child.

Xiao Xian: There are four and a half men here, what are you afraid of

Zhan Bo: It’s obviously three and a half

Xiao Xian: One, two (referring to Zi Qiao and Xiaoxian), one pheasant counts as two, you count as half

Zi Qiao: Why do I feel that if you sit here, "birds will fly away from thousands of mountains, and people will disappear from thousands of paths."

Meijia: I used to be harassed by people online. Later I discovered that the username is very important... For work accounts, no chatting is allowed. If you want to chat, please pay 5 cents per word and punctuation marks. , half price! 20% off for words over 1,000 words. Voice and video are not available yet

Pay first and then chat. Chat as soon as payment is received. Pay online and provide invoices

Yifei: Did anyone harass you later?

Mika: No one paid attention to me anymore.

Zi Qiao: "Miss! Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?"

Wan Yu: "Ah! It's so fun! This guy was so handsome that he was chopped down! I guess This person must not be very good-looking!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Hehehe~~~~~That's my name.

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After a while~~~~

Wan Yu: "Ah ha ha ha ha! This person is so ugly that he wants plastic surgery! "

Zeng: "⊙﹏⊙bhan that's the name I just changed! "

Wan Yu: "Hahaha! This person is called Tang Seng Shampoo Loves Rejoice! "

That's Zhan Bode

The traffic police asked Zhan Bo: "Can you drive?" " Zhan Bo: "I can't. "

The traffic police asked Wan Yu again: "What about you? Wan Yu: "I can, I can drive a go-kart." ”

Child: Where are you from

Sekiya: A place far, far away

Child: Is Ultraman’s hometown?

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Sekiya: Well, I’m from Ultraman’s hometown

Child: You treat me as my child

Sekiya: Do you think we are cabbage? You can pick and choose as you like.

Yifei: Of course not, you are carrots

I’ll keep it short for you

But it’s a long story. ,

Ladies and folks!

Xiao Xian: I can’t marry you, go buy a cucumber!

“I want to hide it! Baotu, give me a map, ah? Is this a world map? ——Lu Zhanbo

“We are 50-50, let’s talk about it first, who is the five?” ”——Chen Meijia

Wanyu: You are retaking your high school mathematics, and your parents are remarrying.

Psychiatrist: So what is your most terrifying dream? It is that you can A sudden awakening from a dream.

Zi Qiao: It was when I was in high school. One day I dreamed that I was taking an exam. It was so terrifying. Then I suddenly woke up and something even more terrifying happened. , it turns out that I am really taking the exam

Yifei: She may need to keep a spare tire

Ziqiao: This appointment was originally for a spare tire, but now she has found Guan Gu. Am I not the spare tire of the spare tire

Yifei: Well, it is called the second child

Meijia’s classic quotation: One seven gets seven two seven forty eight thirty eight Women’s Day Labor Day Day 61...

What are you doing, celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Chinese men’s football team’s victory over the Cambodian women’s football team?

I haven’t seen you bragging like this for a long time. It's so refreshing and refined.

One three, one five...

Eat...

What to eat...

I took this card...

Ah...

Look at my cards...

Two Aces, one Two, an eight, what's wrong...

With this 5, I made up 12581...

12581...

Are you scared? 12581 just clicks and I will help you...

What can I help you with...

I have a chance to touch myself...

< p>Self-touch...

Yeah, come on, come on, none of you draw a card for me...

Hey, what are you doing...

I can imitate a card for you...

Why should I give it to you...

Ah...

A ten , look at this...

What is this...

One ten, one one, October 1st, what day...

National Day...

Yes, you have to rest for seven days on National Day, I can escape seven cards...

Hibernation card....

You are so smart, but the effect is almost the same...

Then why can you play your cards...

I am Japanese, and Japan’s National Day is not that day. So I can't rest and have to keep working, so I can play my cards and you can't...

I won't fall down twice in the same place!"

"Of course, the green turtle is on all fours, let me throw it to see you."

Be good, drink milk, drink milk, drink, why don't you drink! Sharapova, why are you crying again? I told you I don't know where your mother is, Albania or Algeria, God knows, with your biological father.

Ronaldo, come down here and don’t treat Zidan like a horse! And you, Alibaba, take Ayumi Hamasaki outside to play. Is the refrigerator a hide-and-seek place? ! I'm going to beat you, Beckham. Why are you peeing on the balcony downstairs? ! And you, did you take my sleeping pills as candy again, Jordan!

You sit next to her, and then she still smiles at you without knowing anything. Then, you speak, and she breaks down, then bursts into tears, and then the two of them hug each other and cry until they die. In the end, you still You have to tell her that it’s impossible for us, so you should go buy a cucumber!

You talk to her, and then she looks at you quietly, you break down and cry, then she pulls you in her arms and says sternly, stop crying, go to sleep, and you will have more tomorrow. Don't talk nonsense here when you're full at work!

Meijia used Tathagata Palm to slap Ziqiao, and then said to Ziqiao who was lying on the ground: "You owe me 10 slaps, I slapped you once, so there are 11 left!! !”

There is a saying:

If you don’t listen to the old man, you will die in front of me.—Ziqiao

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1 There is a puppy named Guaiguai. He is very smart. You said that Guo Jing would teach him It says dad

Huang Rong teaches it to say mom, which sentence will it say first?

2 The tortoise and the hare are about to race again, but they invited a stupid pig to be the referee. You Who will win?

3 A cat was chased by a dog into a dead end

In front of it was a wall 1.6 meters high

The dog was 0.8 meters high , while the cat is only 0.3 meters

Where did the dog want you to run this time?

As a result, the cat jumped over

The dog was very puzzled. How did you get there?

4 In ancient times, there was a Ben man. When asked, he said he didn’t know anything.

Do you know his name?

5 On the left is a wolf, very big and hungry; on the right is a ghost, very scary, with long hair and a long tongue;

You There is only one arrow. Should you shoot a wolf or a ghost?

6Have you ever heard of the story "The big pig said yes, the little pig said no"

7A man held it A pig and a donkey went to a farmer to be slaughtered!

The farmer asked him, should the pig be killed first, or the donkey? Smart friends, tell me, should the pig be killed first, or the donkey be killed first? Donkey?

8 Disclaimer: This is a "brain teaser" question. If you have read it, then leave the opportunity to others:

A little pig asked Run forward, there is a wall in front of you, and the little pig hits the wall! Why?

Treatment of text messages

April Fool’s Day text messages are becoming more and more popular among people because of their conciseness, humor, and easy operation. You don’t have to worry about it, just tap on it. You can use your mobile phone or mouse to realize the Fool's Action. Although people may not necessarily follow the prompts in text messages nowadays, it is still good to make fools laugh through this method. The reporter collected some frequently used classic text messages from the Internet for your reference.

1. Text messages about mobile phones

Emergency reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in recent days. When going out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you. Used for lightning protection, remember!

Secret tips for making free calls on your mobile phone: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg and then turn off before the second ring. The call will be free at this time.

This is a well-designed text message. Turn your phone upside down and you will see wonderful patterns... Is it fun to turn your phone upside down?

According to research from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United States, soaking your phone in water for 1 minute before talking on the phone can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain. Remember!

Dear user: Hello! Because your mobile phone has an ugly appearance and outdated style, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services, our station has decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in 10 minutes!

If you receive this message, it proves that your phone is infected with a virus. Please take out the phone card immediately and clean it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about idiots

Test you: What should you do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Name a song) "At least I still have you"!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that no matter what question he was asked, he would just shake his head or answer "no". Have you heard of this story?

Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, what everyone thinks about is money, what is being cultivated is talent, what women want is body, those who send messages are geniuses, and those who are reading text messages are idiots. !

You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond comparison. You hold the pot lid on your head and carry cabbage in your hands. You always think that you are the Invincible of the East, but in fact you are the second generation fool!

To test your Mandarin, please read the following poem aloud: dark stone green, dark carnation, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.

This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: The bedroom is spring green, I hold the plum blossoms and smell the flowers, I can only win the first place, I invite you to sleep in the bedroom, the bedroom knows the spring green.

3. Text messages about health

Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any peculiar smell. If so, you need to strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is incorrect at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep...Mobile phone real-time monitoring system.

Ah! You are so graceful and charming, no wonder everyone says you are... bloated!

4. Other text messages

Attention, look to your left first, then to your right. Please be careful of a psychopath who has just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with his mobile phone.

Notice: Tomorrow morning, leaders will inspect the work. Colleagues, please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

Urgent reminder: There is a fear of tornado weather in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the weight.

Seismic station forecast: There will be micro-earthquakes tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt on your head, a toilet bowl on your head, and a straw in your nostrils.

The method of bullying people online

The key to using computers and the Internet to bully people depends on your smart mind and flexible hands and feet. With these two points, you can give full play to your abilities Imagination and creativity, link by link, set up a dragnet, leaving the fool with nowhere to escape and unable to laugh or cry.

The most basic method: simple and easy, suitable for everyone who uses computers

Set a screen saver on other people’s computers while they are in the toilet, and add a password; fake website administrator Speech: "The system is about to restart, please save your work and exit"; send an email to a friend, first package it with Winzip, package it again... and finally make it into a self-extracting file, repeat this cycle several times, and finally when the other party opens the email, there is only 6 words: Today is April Fools’ Day!

Disguise: Suitable for friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ

Use emergency events to distract those who are using instant messaging software and open the modification of the instant messaging software Personal information options, using the keyboard and mouse, will completely modify the online appearance of the fool. As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability. Finally, don’t forget to destroy any evidence that may reveal your identity. This method is not easy to detect. Not only will the fooled person's friends be confused about who he is for a while, but even the fooled person himself will be confused for a while.

Another method is to try to obtain the OICQ number of the person being fooled, apply for a new OICQ number yourself, and fill in the personal information according to the details of the person being fooled. Add the fooled person to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the other party's weakness and start a "big bombing" on it. The main purpose of this method is to prevent the other party from knowing who you are, so you must pay attention to hiding it when using it, and try not to make the other party suspicious of you.

Remind the fooled: No matter when and where you are, you must remember to lock the system before leaving the computer. Once you suspect that you have been tricked, you can only observe carefully and carefully to crack it.

Substantiation: Change some settings on the fooled computer

Use the microphone and the "Recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some scary or bizarre sounds, and then set them to Windows The sound of turning on (off) the machine.

In this way, when the fool turns on (or shuts down) the phone, you will definitely be shocked.

Change the target folder corresponding to "My Documents" on the fool's computer, making him mistakenly think that all the documents he has worked so hard to write have disappeared.

Change the shortcut targets of some applications commonly used by fools. After letting them click on the shortcut to open the program, they find that the program that is started is not the program corresponding to the shortcut. Be sure to keep the shortcut icon consistent with the original program.

The effect of these methods on fooling people is first-rate, enough to make the fooled person's heart beat faster, his blood pressure rise, and his whole body break into a cold sweat. But you must be careful when using it, because if you are not careful, you can make a big mistake.

Reminder: Don’t give anyone access to your computer on April Fool’s Day.

Move on the hardware: When a computer fails, most people will look at whether there is a problem with the program or network, and rarely consider the subtle hardware aspects

You can be fooled before you are fooled. Before going to work, loosen the power plug of the monitor or the mouse plug. This way, when the fool turns on his computer at work, he will find a black screen on the monitor or a prompt that the mouse cannot be found. Just when he does not know what to do, you can Show up bravely and solve the problem easily. Then the other party will not only not think of being fooled, but will also be very grateful to you.

Of course, there is a more "vicious" trick, which is to adjust the contrast of the monitor to the lowest level so that the screen is dark. As a result, unless the other party is very careful, it will be extremely difficult to discover the real reason. If he thinks there is a hardware problem, he may "tear his computer into pieces" to find out the cause.

Reminder: Pay attention and carefully observe the power indicator light of the monitor. As for whether you can discover the problem, it depends on how deep your practice is.

Life version of the method of treating people

1. Make strange-flavored Coke

Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mix it with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, Mustard and other condiments are used to carefully prepare a strange-flavored Coke with a normal color. When you meet an acquaintance, you pretend to be drinking, and then hand over the Coke generously. The other person is unsuspecting, and he drinks it in a big gulp while saying thank you, and then frowns and opens his mouth to vomit.

You can also concoct it according to the law, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer, etc.

2. Toothpaste sandwich biscuits

Unpack the sandwich biscuits, carefully separate the two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, which tastes good) !) Squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake, the amount will depend on your personal "eating" habits, and finally glue it together to make it as realistic as possible. You generally don't need to use it specifically at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few slices of original sandwich biscuits and watch TV while eating. People will naturally come to taste it. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it. Although it is risky, many people will definitely fall into the trap.

3. Request a song

Prepare a rice bowl or enamel basin (any other object that can emit loud, high decibels after being struck) and a phone. Try to use a very formal tone when calling the other party. When you get through, say the following: This is a music station, and Mr./Ms. If you want to listen to the song, please dial the # key to listen (most people will press it). Thank you, the song is "Dang" by Power Train, please listen carefully. Then knock on the previously prepared hitting object, just knock it once, and make a "dang" sound. Before the other party reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, and goodbye!

This method is suitable for dormitories, or friends who can be contacted by phone, and finally closer people. In addition, you must not laugh during the phone call to avoid affecting the effect and atmosphere.

4. Double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to your friend in advance, but do not put a stamp or write your own sending address (otherwise will be refunded to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a mail collection notice from the post office. He is told that he has an unpaid mail and should go to a certain post office to collect it and pay double the postage.

When he came to a certain post office in the dust, he respectfully handed over double the postage, opened the envelope, and found a small note floating out of it, which said "Happy April Fools' Day!" However, this prank may have been delayed. There will be errors, and the effect may not be as good as imagined.

5. Give gifts

If someone has a birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box with "Happy Birthday" written on it, and fill the box with scraps of paper. And loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom fell off and the shreds of paper flew all over the room, giving the Fool half an hour to clean up.

6. Measurement

The prankster took a piece of rope, stopped a pedestrian, and asked him to help measure the size. Then he held the other end of the rope, turned the corner of the building, and stopped another pedestrian, repeating the same pattern. Then you can hide away and watch the fun. People on both ends may wait for more than ten minutes, then put down the rope when there is no movement, and go to the other party to ask for clarification. Only then will they realize that they have been fooled.

This is a great way to fool strangers.