Describe a very popular humorous copy

1. I heard that it is very hot today, and I want to invite everyone to eat an ice cream, without water chestnut.

2. I am not fat! I'm just hot ....

African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

I came to Beijing from Africa, but I think it's better to go back to Africa for the summer.

6. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

7. I stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

8. There is a kind of mother who thinks you are hot when she is hot. Let you wear a cotton-padded jacket when she is cold! Today, the weather is very hot. My mother said her pants were cool and forced me to wear them. She changed, too, and followed my ass. I really don't want to change them ... however, I lost her perseverance.

9. Although it is very hot and hard, it doesn't affect me. I am full of hope for life!

10. I'm hot. I am a hot dog.

1 1. In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes.

12. Chongqing will stage a realistic film with heavy taste: the whole city is hot to death.