Humorous jokes of middle school students?

1. When the inspector visited the school, he saw a globe in the classroom. He asked student A, "Tell me, why is this globe tilted 23.5 degrees?"

Student A replied in fear, "I didn't bend it."

The inspector shook his head and turned to student B. Student B spread out his hands and said, "As you can see, I just came in." .

The inspector asked the teacher doubtfully, and the teacher said apologetically, "I can't blame them. This globe was like this when I bought it back."

The inspector's face is getting ugly. At this time, the principal quickly explained: "The school has limited funds and bought it at the stall."

Xiaodong went to the meeting today. On the way, he met his colleague Liu, who was eating radish while walking. Xiaodong asked, "Oh, all the fruits have come down this season. How can you eat radish? " .

Liu: "You don't understand. Eat it and you can leave early for the meeting!" " " .

Xiaodong: "What do you mean"?

Liu: "Our manager said that you had something to leave during the meeting. I can understand that, but you should at least fart! " " .

In the music class, the teacher asked, "Do you know what tenor and bass are?" .

A student immediately replied, "when my father gave me a class, he was a tenor;" When my father was taught by my mother, he was a bass!

It's windy and a smoker is walking on the road. He took out a match and lit a cigarette. He struck a light in the wind and said, "You can't light a cigarette for three days, but you won't light a cigarette after three days." Three matches struck, but the cigarette still didn't light. He said loudly, "It's only seven to light a cigarette, so don't light it after seven!" "Four matches were struck again, but the smoke still didn't light. He comforted himself softly: "Never mind, just smoke when you light it. "

When eating, the son pushed around and refused to eat, which made his wife very angry and the table smelled of gunpowder. The son timidly asked his father for help, but his heart melted. In order to help him out, the father gave his son an idea: "Dear son, tell mom that you are going to do your homework, so mom won't blame you!" " After listening, the son cast a resentful look at his father and silently robbed him of his job.