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What should you do if your wife says you are incompetent every day?

I am 22 and my girlfriend is 26. I have children but I am not married. Now the child is over one year old. She also has children over 6 years old. We have been married for 8 years and have been with me. She divorced and asked for nothing

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I met her in a bar and chatted for a few days. Then we met for a drink and then came back to my house that night. She stayed at my house for about a week. During that time, we were indeed very happy. At that time, she told I work as a nurse in a beauty hospital. We set up a roadside stall in my neighborhood for about a month. Then she said she wanted to go back and resign, so I accompanied her to resign. When I arrived in Chongqing that night, I opened a room to rest. She said the next day She resigned and asked me to wait for her in the hotel. I said okay, you go ahead. After a while, I received a message from her. She said that we are not suitable and we should break up. I actually care about her, although I want to respect her because of her. It was her birthday soon, so I wanted to surprise her, so I arranged some things in the room and opened a room next to hers. When she came back in the early hours of the morning, I opened her door with my room card and went in to see her and an old man. Although the man was in the room, I didn’t see him doing anything extreme. She apologized to me after we argued all night, and then she told me that she worked as a bartender at a nightclub. I think it’s fine if you don’t do this job in the past. I forgave her for not saying anything. The next day we went home and continued doing our roadside stall. One day she said she was getting divorced and I sent her back. The next day she didn’t get divorced and got married. Her ex-husband drove her there. The place where she used to work was gone and she continued to work at nightclubs. I then drove to find her and found her. I was very angry and took her home. When I got home, I hit her hand with a stick several times. I know you shouldn't hit a woman in the back. We didn’t make any noise anymore. We drove to Zhangjiajie on May 1st. I didn’t have any money. I borrowed money to spend with her all the way. I just wanted to make her happy. We played. The next day, we rented a room in Zhangjiajie to sleep. Then we went shopping and she said she wanted to buy clothes. In fact, no matter whether it was good-looking or expensive, I was happy to buy it for him. At that time, I didn’t have much money, so I casually said it didn’t look good. We went home and bought it again, and she got angry. When we got back to the hotel, I slept on the sofa and she slept on the bed. I woke up in the middle of the night. She disappeared and then I went out to look for her. She came back in a taxi and saw me. Maybe she was afraid that I would yell at him. She took a taxi to the train station for a few days and had nothing on her. Then I drove to find her and she contacted her on the taxi driver’s phone. I asked me to return the things to him. I definitely wanted to take him home. I asked him to come to the train station to pick them up and give them back to him. Then he saw me and left in the car. Then he called the police and said that I was like this, she was like that, and then I I communicated with her for a long time while we were paying him back. She asked me to pick her up and I picked her up. I said I promise you, if you want to do a nightclub, I will go with you. Within a few days, I came to her with her. I started working where I used to work. One day after he got off work, I drank and beat him up. It was because I used her name to chat with her guests.

I learned that they were kissing, tongue kissing, etc., so I got angry and moved my hands and mouth on her. Now there are scars on my hands. I'm very sorry for her. She also called the police. After a few days, she said she didn't want to stay here anymore and wanted to go somewhere else. You said yes, I will accompany you wherever you want to go, and then we went to Sanya. In Sanya, she also worked in nightclubs. One day, she blacklisted her ex-husband and pulled her out. She blacklisted and pulled her out again. I was very unhappy that she contacted her ex-husband, so she was very angry. I went to have a drink and then asked my friends around me. They said I was just a spare tire and she beat him for several hours. She must have been very sad, so she packed up her things and left while I was asleep. I woke up the next day. When I came to find her missing, I went to look for her. I found her in a hotel near the airport. Then I beat her again and she ran out to see the staff and called the police. Then she returned to her hometown. I have not been alone in Sanya for a few days. After we went back, we reconciled and came to Sanya for two months. All the money I changed was given to her to keep, and the same goes for her money. We were together for a few months. Her savings were deposited with her relatives, and I took mine. Come on, I liked gambling for a while, and I lost a lot of money behind her back. I asked my friends to borrow money in her name, and several of them borrowed thousands of dollars. I did this, and I was really not a person who got carried away by gambling. Behind me, There was no traffic jam and nothing like this happened. When we went to Sanya, I bought him a ring, a watch, and a necklace. I spent 14,700 on a ring. I took them out all by myself, and then we returned. He also did a nightclub in Chongqing. We were worried about the house and had a lot of quarrels. Finally, I found a house and had no money to pay the rent, so I sold my mobile phone and my ring to pay the rent. It was not paid with this money. I used the money from selling things to the buyer. I transferred 2,000 to my house using items for rent. She went to her relatives and took 1,000. No matter when, she would not go to her relatives to get money. I told her that maybe I was going to die and you would not go to your relatives to get money because taking money is She had her own money, I took out my mobile phone and the ring all by myself. Later, I found a job at Meituan Food Delivery and the rent was about to be due again. I was also worried about her borrowing money from her customer, but that person was very unhappy with me. Happy people, they had late night snacks and were very affectionate. They also had a quarrel over this matter. She replied that I needed it for work. She said that I had no ability. Whoever she borrowed money from had nothing to do with me.

I beat him. I borrowed money from him on WeChat

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