Joke daquan junior high school

1. Beating the landlord in the dormitory was found by the dean of the dormitory.

The dean said seriously, "Give me a reason that I can consider not recording your records."

Hearing this, a buddy hurried forward, took the dean's hand and said with shame, "Director, it's our fault. We didn't focus on learning, but also want to use this witchcraft to speculate on the fortune of the mid-term exam ... "

Xiaoming is famous for not being able to write a composition at school, but the teacher still asks him to write a 400-word composition every time. Once the teacher read his composition and almost vomited blood.

The composition is written like this:

"Today I went to play with my friends, so happy, so happy, so happy ..."

The teacher added a sentence at the back: there are four words left. Xiao Ming added: I am so happy.

Later, the teacher scolded Xiao Ming and accepted this lesson. Xiaoming has become smarter.

Finally, this time the composition teacher no longer asked Xiaoming to write 400 words.

So Xiao Ming's composition became like this:

"The day before yesterday, my mother took me out to play and was in a good mood. Yesterday, my mother took me out to play again. I am in a good mood. Today, I remembered the day before yesterday and yesterday when my mother took me out to play.

According to the requirements of the new school, transfer students must fill in the "Transfer Self-assessment Form".

In the column "Have you ever been punished for cheating in the exam", he filled in the word "No".

The next column is "explain why", and he goes on to write "never miss"

One day, the physics teacher talked about the series connection of electricity and said; I turned on the switch, the light came on and the doorbell rang. This is a series connection.

He asked a naughty classmate to give an example.

This classmate said; My doorbell rings as soon as my dog barks. Why?

The teacher said; Your doorbell is empty.

He said it was far away; No. When the dog barked, someone came. He rang the doorbell, so it rang.

5. "It will snow in winter. The students in our class have a snowball fight together.

Suddenly found a buddy hit the first place in our class, yelling, "I told you you got the first place in the exam!" " Tell you to be the first in the exam! Look, I'm not fooling you! "

The active crowd immediately quieted down ... how much do you hate it? .......

6. During the spring ploughing season, the school organized high school students to go to the countryside to help farmers send fertilizer to the fields.

The bully king among his classmates, because of his strong body, was assigned to pull carts and transport fertilizer. When the rest of the students were loading or unloading cars after dinner, the teacher asked, "What did you do today, Miss Wang?"

Wang replied, "Pull pig manure."

At this moment, a nearby voice whispered, "I knew he didn't shit."

7. One day in an elective course of Buddhism, an abbot gave a lecture to everyone, and the students asked several questions as usual:

Q: Master, is this course a roll call?

A: No.

Q: Master, did you take this course?

A: No. ..

Q: Master, what about the final grade?

A: Let nature take its course ~ ~ ~

The whole class collapsed ~ ~ ~

: "Never missed it".

Seek satisfaction, meow meow.