Write a paragraph on the topic "I am xxx"

I am a "fine consumer" who loves cows.

my surname is Huang mingjian kui, and I'm a little over 15 and under 16 this year. Male. I am short, only about 1.

4 meters tall, which is almost equal to the square root 1.44 of 2, so my classmates call me "root number 2". Speaking of this nickname

, it makes me feel depressed.

I also have a nickname "Jingxier". I am proud of this nickname, which is the affirmation of my classmates that I can tell

jokes.

My grades are not very good. My parents who are farmers will say that I am "worthless". Whenever this happens, I will laugh and say, "Who said that?" As long as you give me a knife, I can immediately' bleed'. " They all laughed.

I have a mole that grows on my belly. My relatives laughed at me: "A mole and a belly are lazy." I said, "

Why is what I heard different from what you said? They say,' a mole and a belly will make you rich.' "said

they burst out laughing.

in front of my classmates, I played another set. I once blew in the classroom: in a fishing competition, a

person used an aircraft carrier as a fishing platform, a submarine as a float, a crane boom as a fishing rod, a ship anchor as a hook

, and a high-voltage wire as a fishing line, fishing and fishing, and finally caught a heavy one ... The students stared at me

, hoping that I would tell the result, but I .. According to this, I caught a big shark weighing

a ton; That said, where, at least ten tons of whales ... When they all guessed badly. I just

said, "You're all wrong. What you caught was a small crucian carp weighing two ounces." Make the students laugh their heads off

.

Another time I was blowing hunting with my classmates, I said, "A hunter used a 2-meter-long sand gun, filled with peas as sand, and chased the rabbits away. "Bang" a gun, hit! Guess what's next? "

"do you still have to guess? Go and pick up rabbits! " "Wrong. What the sand gun hit was his own face. "

are these things you can't blow? If you want to hear me brag, please come to us.