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I quarreled with my sister. My sister complained to my mother. My mother scolded me. How should I coax my mother?

Lively and cheerful sister.

My sister is a lively and cheerful little girl. She has a pair of watery eyes, a nose that is not high or flat, and a mouth that makes people laugh. She is not only excellent in morality, intelligence, physical beauty, but also good at playing the piano!

My sister is the top student and monitor of the class. She is very enthusiastic about helping others. If she is in class, she must be very proud to be a sister, because in her class, many students can praise her in class.

Recently, her class will take a Chinese exam. Some students in the class who don't study very well often ask her after school, sometimes on the way. I was impatient and annoyed when I saw it, but my sister took her time and answered the questions that the classmate couldn't answer, so seriously that even I forgot this for my sister.

Her piano is very good! Once, a guest came to the house and asked my sister to show her talent. My sister sat upright on the stool, put her hand on the keys and played several songs in a row. When playing a very sad song, she seemed to cry, sigh and shake her head. But if she is happy when playing some cheerful songs, she will hum a few words from time to time, like a bird, with a smile on her face!

My sister is very brave. Once, we went outside to play. Suddenly, a big, black German shepherd appeared in front of us. It is half as tall as me, and it is extremely fierce. From time to time, it shows two rows of sharp, big and white teeth, which makes people shudder and open their eyes. That's terrible! I just put away my smile and my face was scared. I gritted my teeth and slowly retreated to the back. My sister is calm. Simple. She skipped over, squatted down, touched the dog and said, "You are so cute." The dog suddenly became very kind, but it looked cute. My sister was also very naughty when I was a child. Once, when we went out shopping, my sister saw a model with a big mouth and a size. Then she imitated the model and put her mouth wide open. She had no clothes on her, so she went to pull her clothes. My mother grabbed my sister and kept swinging her hands and feet. She frowned and looked lovely.

Is my sister cute?

My sister

My sister is like a boy. She is eight years old now, and she is in grade two. As long as we have a little time at home, we will always make trouble. My parents are very worried about this. My sister is very naughty, not like a girl at all. Every time I go out with my sister and meet an acquaintance, someone will always ask me if this is my brother. So I don't usually go out with my sister.

My sister will be naughty not only at home, but also at school. Once in class, my sister's teacher asked me to go out, and I was inexplicably called out. My sister's teacher stuffed snacks into my hand. She also said that my sister hasn't arrived from class for a long time, but she came back with these snacks in her hand! Do you think my sister is bold? I suddenly felt ashamed. What should I do in front of my classmates? Hey ~ distressed! When will my sister be sensible?

Once during my lunch break, I was doing my homework at the teacher's place. My classmates told me that my sister was picking peppers outside, and my classmates asked her what she was doing picking peppers. You'll never guess what she said, but she really said she would take them home to cook. It really pisses me off. Where shall I put my face in the future? I really want to hit her, but I can't beat her! Hey ~ trouble! When will my sister stop being so naughty?

This is my sister, more naughty than boys. Alas, my sister really annoys me! ! !