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What excellent composition do I want to invent?
I want to invent an excellent composition 1 I like programming very much, but the instructions on the programming website are too narrow to explain many ideas, and the final role only exists on the narrow computer screen, which can't make people experience a more exciting feeling. Therefore, I want to invent a special computer for programming that I can carry with me.
First of all, this computer can be folded up like a solar panel of a satellite, the largest is 10.5 square decimeter, and the smallest is the bottom of a mineral water bottle, which is very convenient and allows people to enjoy programming anytime and anywhere.
Then when you buy this computer, you will give away six programming chips for free, and the life of each chip is one year. Plug the chip into a computer port and you can write a program for the chip. When it is finally finished, the computer will automatically print out each character in 3D, giving people a stronger sense of experience. Insert the corresponding chip, press the switch, and the character will automatically execute the instruction.
If you think the program is not perfect, you can re-insert the chip into the computer and modify the program inside.
Some people can't program at all and can't enjoy this computer, so I want to quit version 2.0. In version 2.0, you can tell the computer what you want by typing, and the computer will program it and project the background. Compared with 1.0 version, go up a flight of stairs.
If someone can really invent this kind of computer in the future, programmers like me will get a treasure, and even non-programmers can enjoy it.
What do I want to invent? Everyone wants to eat delicious food when eating, and I am no exception. It's too hard to come home from school every day and see my mother dragging her tired body to cook for us. So, I want to invent a cooking robot.
I want to invent a cooking robot. He is almost as tall as his mother, with a white chef hat on his head and a smart brain. His stomach is made up of a chip similar to a microwave oven. There are many large and small squares in it, which can hold all kinds of food.
His hands play a very important role. Whenever the brain gives an instruction, his hand will make various actions, such as selecting vegetables, cutting vegetables, washing vegetables and adding ingredients ... The chip has started the program and set the cooking time, cooking temperature and cooking method for each dish. With this robot, we can make him cook delicious meals every day, and also reduce the pressure for my mother.
The family gets together and we want to make a hot pot. What shall we do? As long as we set the menu for the robot, he will choose the dishes and seasonings he needs. Then put the ingredients in one of the squares in your belly. I saw that this grid would slowly lead out and land on the table, and there was a line at the bottom of the grid connected to the chip of the robot. He can start making hot pot, and all kinds of ingredients are mixed together, but you will find that the temperature of food is different in every place. The hot pot stewed in this way should be soft, crisp and tender, which is simply amazing.
Robots are also good at cooking braised pork. He washed the ribs first, cut them into pieces, then added seasoning and pickled them in a box. The display screen outside the box is the countdown to curing. With a "drip", the meat has been marinated. Then it is time to start copying. The robot put the marinated braised pork into a bigger box, and his "stomach" turned like a washing machine, and it didn't take long for the attractive fragrance to float out. After burning, his "belly" will automatically open, and the lattice will automatically leave his body and come to our table. In this way, a pot of braised pork with good color and flavor came out.
Now that technology is so advanced, people's requirements for a better life are getting higher and higher, and cooking robots will be welcomed by everyone.
I am unhappy at home on Sunday. I think it would be great if I could invent many things that can bring more convenience to people's lives like Edison and other scientists. Or I'll invent a smart house. I'll design it first, bring my special glasses, and it will be designed soon.
The cosmic house I invented is very beautiful. It has a colorful roof, windows made of glass, and my favorite pink! It also has a wooden door. It can fly, that is, press the "fly" button with the remote control, and it will grow wings and fly where you want to go. Its door can also wake me up. There is a button on the door, which can be used as a doorbell or an alarm clock. If I get up late, the door will fly like a carpet to wake me up and fly to school.
Is my invention awesome? What did you invent?
What do I want to invent? Every time I see a propaganda message warning mankind to protect the earth, I often think of an idea-inventing a spaceship. The spaceship I invented should be made of the hardest metal on earth. It is two thousand meters high and one thousand meters wide. Its head and tail are pointed and its middle part is rectangular. Its direction control method is very simple. Just turn on the engine and then control the steering wheel. If it is inconvenient, you can also turn on the voice function. It can do whatever you say to it. In addition, it also has entertainment functions, such as dancing and playing basketball. You can order when you are hungry. There is also a sleeping cabin inside, which can let you sleep for hundreds of years.
The significance of this is to immigrate safely when the earth has no resources. I must study hard in order to realize this invention.
What do I want to invent? There must be disabled people in our world, some of them are old people, some are adults, and some are even children. At that time, I decided to invent the universal robot.
This robot can help them cook, buy food, wash clothes and so on. The robot's head is round, and it also has long arms. Every part is complicated. My robot has many functions, such as water, electricity and fire prevention. It has a manual sprayer in its left hand. Sometimes it reads to the disabled, teaches them to read and eat, and sometimes it tells them jokes. Robots have a candy sprayer in their hands, and sometimes it can give them candy.
I believe that with the continuous development of science, my dream will come true.
What do I want to invent? This winter vacation, a kind of novel coronavirus, which looks like a corolla, suddenly came into our life. I am very anxious to see that there are always confirmed cases of COVID-19 in the news.
The obvious symptom of this virus is fever, but it is highly contagious and will be hidden in asymptomatic infected people, which can be said to be impossible to prevent. At present, the most effective detection method is: medical staff take throat swabs from suspected patients who are at risk of infection, and use nucleic acid detection boxes to confirm whether they are infected with COVID-19 virus. However, the supply of nucleic acid detection kits is in short supply. I want to invent a magical "detection spoon" to help everyone.
The shape of this spoon is similar to that of an ordinary spoon, but its function is not just a spoon. As long as you give this spoon to the tester, you can easily detect whether he is infected. This spoon contains a chip and a set of tools. When eating, human secretions will penetrate into the kit inside through the spoon, and the chip will automatically identify the type and risk level of the virus. Secondly, there is a small screen on the spoon handle, which not only has temperature data, but also has straight lines, curves and hyperbolas. The straight line indicates "negative", the curve indicates suspicion, and the hyperbola indicates diagnosis. Once the diagnosis is made, the data of the chip will be immediately transmitted to the relevant departments, thus effectively preventing the spread of the epidemic.
The magical "detection spoon" can effectively detect viruses. I hope this kind of "detection spoon" can be produced as soon as possible so that every family can have it.
What do I want to invent? 7. Human beings are making continuous progress, and so is science and technology. In this ever-changing era, people have invented many high-tech products, but what I want to invent most is the magic lunch box.
Now the world is in a special period of novel coronavirus epidemic, and school will start soon, so I want to invent a "magic lunch box" to help you prevent "illness from entering your mouth". This magical lunch box is square, and its weight and size are no different from ordinary lunch boxes, but its "body" is hidden! There is a pea-sized "eye" on the front of the lunch box and a thumb-sized display screen next to it. This is a micro scanner, which can automatically scan your body-measure whether your temperature is normal; Whether there is abnormality in breathing and heartbeat; Have you been invaded by a virus or something? There is a small button on the side that looks like a thumbtack. As long as you press it gently, the lunch box will be automatically sterilized within 30 seconds, and it is natural and safe to use the sterilized lunch box to hold rice. The other side of the lunch box is embedded with a coin-sized "glass". What is this for? I'm telling you, this is a miniature ultraviolet disinfection lamp, and it also has voice control and automatic induction! As long as you walk in front of this disinfection lamp 10 cm and say "take a picture", the ultraviolet disinfection function will be turned on immediately, and your hand can be disinfected successfully in only 15 seconds!
This is my "magic lunch box". Eating at school at noon is convenient, hygienic and safe. Do you like it?
What do I want to invent? With the improvement of our living standard, more and more people start to keep pets, among which dogs account for a large part. Dogs, on the other hand, are particularly naughty and often run around on the grass, which makes them dirty easily. If you design a magic dress for your dog, it won't get dirty.
This dress is particularly amazing! One of its functions is "automatic cleaning". Do you know how this is cleaned? Then we should start with its main materials, which are made of the most advanced nano-materials in China and used in the most advanced stealth fighters. When some dust and mud splash on this dress, it will automatically slide down, and there will be no dirty things sticking to this dress. Therefore, this dress will never be dirty!
In addition to cleaning function, it also has the function of "warm in winter and cool in summer". This function is amazing. It can automatically adjust the temperature of clothes according to the dog's body temperature, so that the dog is always under a comfortable round mirror, which greatly reduces the chance of the dog getting skin diseases.
In addition to these two functions, it has some small functions. For example, "alarm function": the owner's bracelet is attached to the clothes, which can track the dog's footprint anytime and anywhere. When the dog leaves the owner within a certain range, the bracelet will call the police; For example, "entertainment function": there is a small ball in the pocket of clothes. When the owner presses a button on the bracelet, the ball will fly out automatically and the dog will come back. It was fun! Another example is the "color change function": it will change color according to the dog's mood. Dogs' clothes turn red when they are angry, yellow when they are happy and blue when they are sad. The owner can know the dog's mood through the color of clothes, which makes it easier for the owner to get along with the dog.
If every dog owner has such a dress, it will not only bring fun to people, but also bring convenience to owners and protect the health of dogs. Because dogs are friends of human beings, we must take good care of them. If you also want a smart dog suit, come to me to pre-order!
I have always wanted to invent a unique car. Do you really want to know why I invented the car? Let me tell you, because we humans can often see cars, but the car I want to invent can fly into the sky, go into the sea and become a castle cruise.
Don't underestimate this car. For example, your family is going for an outing, but you forget to bring a tent. You just press the button and the car becomes a tent. If you want to live in a castle, you can press the button again and it will become a castle. There is a big garden in the castle, which allows you to experience the life at home.
If you want to see what the sea looks like. Then you press the blue button, and it will become a submarine, which can let you know how colorful the world in the sea is.
Do you like this car? So what do you want to invent?
What do I want to invent? 10 I think everyone has an invention! My invention is a pencil case, because everyone has a toy box, but the pencil case is very small and contains very few things, so I plan to invent a pencil case. Its exterior is made of iron, and its interior is made of metal harder than steel, which can have many mechanisms.
The first one is the red switch. He can hide on different floors of the house, or appear. The green switch allows the pen to input automatically. Secondly, our pencil case needs to be opened manually, which is very laborious, but the pencil case I invented can be opened and closed by voice control. When I say what stationery I want, the pencil case will open and help me take out what I want. My pencil box is rectangular, and so is the inside.
This is my invention. what do you think?
What do I want to invent? 1 1 I've always wanted to invent something, and sometimes I can dream about it, haha, that's an umbrella. I think if I want to invent an umbrella, I must invent something meaningful, so I want to invent an umbrella that can save water.
There is a beautiful pipe on the top of my umbrella, which can be connected to the water pipe below. Edible fresh water flows out of the water pipe. Of course, its function does not stop there. In summer, the sun is scorching the earth, someone will open the sun umbrella to block the scorching sun, and my umbrella can also be turned into a sun umbrella to help us all.
This is the umbrella I want to invent. What do you want to invent?
What do I want to invent? 12 in the future, I will develop a money breaker alarm clock, which is specially used to wake up those super lazy people.
This alarm clock looks strange. It is 30mm long, 20mm wide and 60mm high, a bit like an electric pencil sharpener. Its appearance is fiery red, just like a burning flame. Do you know why it is red? Because this alarm clock only accepts paper money with the same color as the alarm clock-100 yuan. It consists of two parts, the first part is above the second part. The first part, like an ordinary alarm clock, is used to show the time, but its shape is different. It is a rectangle with a number painted on it. Maybe you have guessed that the number is 100, which is much cooler than the ordinary circular alarm clock. Its second part is a banknote breaker, which is also rectangular and larger than the first part. There is a square gap in the second part, and you need to throw paper money into it, just like a piggy bank, except that the money may never come back after you go in.
This alarm clock is very convenient. At 8 o'clock in the evening, a voice prompt will be automatically issued: "If you go to work (study) normally tomorrow, please put 100 yuan. If you have something urgent tomorrow, please put 1000 yuan. If you don't put the money away in ten minutes, I'll start the self-explosion program at eight o'clock in the morning ... "If you get up tomorrow morning and the alarm clock rings for the first time and you don't turn it off, it's not the jingle of the alarm clock that wakes you up for the second time, but the click of the banknote breaker. That click was creepy. If you just bought this alarm clock, you may not be used to this clicking sound, so you should be careful. Your hundred-dollar bill may never come back.
We must develop this kind of alarm clock in the future, even the invincible super lazy people can do nothing.
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