Where to find funny jokes

There is no specific location, but I can always find some funny material if I look around. Even though it is a bit old, it can still make people laugh. . .

I am going to take a plane tomorrow. I'm so nervous. How can I pretend to sit down all the time? Can you cross your legs? Can I smoke? Is there a toilet on the plane? What should I do if I’m too nervous and want to go to the toilet? In case I get airsick, can I go outside and get some fresh air? If I don't want to sit down anymore, can you let me down? What if I fall in love with a flight attendant? Can I ask for her phone number? In case of hijacking, will there be security on board? I'm so nervous, can you help me?

I'm going to eat KFC tomorrow; I'm so nervous! Is it expensive? How can you pretend to eat it often? Can you cross your legs? Can I smoke? Is there a toilet inside? What should I do if I’m too nervous and want to go to the toilet? A meal for two people wouldn't cost thousands of dollars, would it? Can I take it away if I can’t finish it? What dish should I order to look more dignified? Isn't the menu in English? It’s embarrassing if you can’t understand; I’m so nervous! Can everyone help me?

I am going to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet tomorrow. I am so nervous! Are there frequent fights in Internet cafes?

Will I be robbed? I'm so nervous. How can I pretend that I go to an Internet cafe often?

If I dye my hair yellow, will others be afraid of me and dare not bully me? Do you want to bring a simulated pistol?

What other games can you play that will make you look more distinguished? Is it too high-profile to play Contra and tank battle?

I am going to Linping, the county seat, tomorrow. Should I take the bus or take a taxi? Is the 772 bus going to Linping? I'm so nervous. What if I get on the bus and it doesn't stop? It's not whether I can get off at the bus stop. I'm afraid I'll have to go to the toilet if I get nervous. Is there a toilet on the bus? How can I pretend that I go to Linping often? I’m so nervous. Will I have to pay extra if I overdo it by car? Should I find a friend to take me with me?

I will have sex with my girlfriend tomorrow. I'm so nervous. How can I pretend to have sex all the time? Can X sit down? Can you stand X? What should I do if I have to go to the toilet halfway? What should I do if I’m too nervous and want to go to the toilet? What if I get tired of X? Can I rest before X? If I don’t want to do it anymore, can you let me do it another day? What if I become addicted to sex? Can I have sex every day? If I encounter something wrong with X, will she help me? What should I do? I'm so nervous, can you help me?

I'm going to eat pizza tomorrow, I'm so nervous! Is it expensive? Do you hold it in your hand and eat it? Or tear it by hand? Or cut with a knife? How can I pretend that I eat it regularly? Can I invite the beautiful waitress inside to eat with me? Can I take it away if I can’t finish it? I'm so nervous. Can you guys help me?

I'm going to the toilet soon. I'm so nervous. How can I pretend to sit down all the time? Can you cross your legs? Can I smoke? Are there sanitary napkins in the toilet? What should I do if I feel too nervous and want to pee? If I faint in the toilet, can I go out for some fresh air? If I don't want to sit down anymore, can you let me down? What if I like a toilet cleaner? Can I ask for her phone number? In case you meet Chongqing Headshot Brother, are there security guards in the toilet? I’m so nervous. Can you please help me?

It’s the first time I’m being chased by my tenant for rent. I’m so nervous. Will the landlord think I don't have money to pay the rent? Will she tell the female neighbor next door that I don’t want to pay the rent? How can I pretend that I am not short of money and can afford the rent? I'm so nervous. Can you help me?

I am going to buy a mobile phone tomorrow. I am so nervous! Is it expensive? Is it better to have a straight one or a clamshell one? How can I pretend that I buy it frequently? Can I ask the beautiful waiter inside to go out with me? Can I have sex outside? I'm so nervous. Can you guys help me?