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If the building is like a pillar, it will be amazing to look back at the mountains and rivers after 10 thousand years without revealing the article unless they think it can be done with it.

If the building is like a column, I will look back on the autumn mountain for thousands of years, and I will not reveal my articles, which will surprise people. If the building that can be used unless they fall down is toppled, it will be supported by Liang Dong, and Cooper will become as heavy as Qiushan in ten thousand years.

It shocked the world because it didn't show patterns and colors. If it is too lazy to cut, who can pick it up?

Cooper's trip

Author: Du Fu

Next to the Great Prime Minister's Temple, stands a Cooper with a green bronze trunk and a stone root.

It's raining with frost, and its cuiyu blue tip is two thousands of feet in the sky.

Since the era of a great ruler and great politician, their trees are now loved and respected by the people.

Clouds come from afar, from Wuya, and the snow peaks are reflected in the cold moon.

Yesterday I found in the east of Siting that ancient rulers and wise politicians were worshipping in a temple.

His trees and strange branches make the whole landscape old, although the colors of windows and doors are fresh.

The deep roots are so firmly rooted in the ground that its lonely branches can withstand the weight of the wind.

Its only protection of natural strength, integrity makes good luck.

When the beam must be restored to the big house, I will look back at Qiushan in ten thousand years.

Although a tree doesn't write a memorial, people understand that it can't be used unless they cut it down.

Its bitter heart may now be occupied by black ants and white ants, but its scented leaves used to be the nests of phoenixes and pheasants.

People with lofty ideals complain about grass, and the bigger the wood, the worse it is to use.

Translation:

There is an ancient cypress in front of Kongming Temple.

The branches are bronze and the roots are rock solid.

The bark is white and smooth, and there are forty around the trunk.

The blue-black sky is as high as 2000 feet.

Liu Bei, Kong Ming, the monarch and the minister met, and the past was unbearable.

The tree is still alive and cherished by people.

The towering cypress trees floated over to meet the Wuxia Gorge.

The moon was shining with cold light, and the cold air went straight to Minshan.

I want to use the past path to surround the thatched cottage in my east.

Mr. Temple and Wuhou Temple are in the same place? Palace.

The primitive proliferation of cypress branches in the suburbs of Cui Wei was caused by ancient times.

The temple is deeply painted, and the doors and windows are wide and empty.

Cooper is independent and towering. Although he has occupied the ground,

However, arrogance is bound to attract more violent winds.

The nature that supports it is the power of the gods.

Its integrity and greatness are due to the work of the creator.

If the building collapses, it should be supported by Liang Dong.

Cooper is as heavy as a mountain, and it is difficult to pull it for a thousand years.

It shocked the world, showing no patterns or colors.

If it doesn't stop cutting, who can pick it up and send it out?

Despite its painstaking efforts, it is inevitably eroded by ants.

The fragrance of leaves once attracted lovers.

People with lofty ideals in the world, please don't complain.

Since ancient times, great talents have always been difficult to reuse.

Although a tree didn't write a memorial, people understood the next sentence. Although a tree does not write a memorial, people understand the following sentence:

If you don't stop cutting, who can send you?

An old cypress song

[Author] Du Fu

Although there is no monument to a tree, people understand that Jincheng is a model Jincheng person (1September 878-1July 30, 926), with the name Shaocheng, the word Gongbo, the word Gongbei, the number North Building and the Lotus Lake. Zhejiang Wuxing people. I lived in Xiling No.8 School since I was a child, and then I lived in Beijing, learning ancient seal script, which was widely used. Chen Shiceng commented on Jincheng's inscription: "It's amazing that all the philosophers are right!" Push a humble position.

What do you mean, although trees don't write memorials, people understand? What do you mean, although trees don't write memorials, people understand?

What is the attitude of the male host and Jay, showing that no article surprises the world.

Mulberries are used to feed silkworms. How long will it take to cut it? For more than a month, it is necessary to plant enough fat.

I wrote this article reviewing the 2008 Olympic Games during my holiday. It is only a review of previous Olympic Games, but also a reflection after reading the Olympic book "In fact, the Olympic Games have already started". Enough talking, some inconveniences that have nothing to do with your needs can be simply corrected. You can have a look.

I write their songs with my own pen.

"The Olympic Games is not only a competition, but also tells me that it sings an excellent song of the soul."

Olympic year. After reading a sports literature book entitled "In fact, the Olympic Games have already started", the rest is to feel this seemingly empty sentence. But who knows, it is mixed with the affectionate praise and sentiment of an ordinary reader.

Pierre? Coubertin once said: "A nation with many old and strong people must be strong." Our motherland is a world power and a sports power. Xiao Fuxing's tireless runners made me realize the brand-new Olympics, the brand-new harmony between China and the world. "Great!" It seems to be a positive song.

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"Slow and steady wins the game." -Wright

Li Furong and Bercek are a short passage in the book. This is my first contact with people like Li Furong and Bercek, but their images have taken root in my mind.

Li Furong is an excellent table tennis player after the founding of New China. /kloc-visited Hungary to participate in the competition when he was 0/7 years old, so the young man had the opportunity to play against world-class star Bercek. Unfortunately, he lost the game. When the Hungarians cheered, Li Furong was full of ambition at this time. Six years later, Yugoslavia finally got the chance of revenge and won in one fell swoop. However, in the world-famous World Table Tennis Championships, Li Furong once again lost at his feet. Since then, the two young people have had a fierce spark with Xiao Ping-pong, and they are inseparable opponents in every game. After retiring from each other, they became coaches and taught their disciples with their own experience and rigorous teaching methods. Off the court, they became rivals again. Just like this, before they became athletes, they were unbalanced. In Li Furong's heart, there is an irresistible force supporting his thin body. He never gives up, and any failure will be remembered in his heart. He was burdened with a disease that shattered his dreams and fought Bercek to the end. In the end, Li Furong led the team to win the most important victory as a coach.

"Slow and steady wins the game." Wright's words are confirmed here. From 65438 to 0959, when Li Furong and Bercek met, God seemed to have doomed their fate. More than 20 years of grievances, for these more than 20 years, for the honor of the motherland, and for this indomitable spirit. He is training hard and sweating like a pig. Li Furong has become a cat on hot bricks. It seems like a long time. He is looking forward to and can't wait to play Bercek again. I clung to the page and frowned, immersed in this tense and anxious atmosphere. But my heart is extremely proud, because this is the backbone of China people!

Time flies, but this string in my heart has been tightly hooked. Li Furong, he's not relieved. As a reader, I have not relaxed the pace of pursuing this moment. This is a kind of perseverance that shakes our hearts.

When this historic moment really came, I remembered Li Furong's victory in China, but I still couldn't believe that he really won the championship by winning the Hungarian team in Bercek. There is nothing unexpected, it seems to be expected, because those who pay are bound to get something back. But I just can't believe it! The power of indomitable perseverance is so great! I sighed, Li Furong, the Olympic Games, taught me with its extraordinary significance. They sang angrily when they won. ...

I want to write his songs with my own pen.

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"The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not to take, but to fight."-Coubertin

I have seen an American animated film Ice Age. A cute little squirrel in the play left a deep impression on us. It's funny, always joking to get his dream pine cone. When the glacier melts, the squirrel is not afraid of danger and difficulties, because it only has pine cones in its eyes, and it is constantly pursuing what it wants at any cost.

Marlene, a 44-year-old Jamaican sprinter? Oti is still running persistently in the Olympic Games ... What is this for? What is pulling her and keeping her pursuing?

Jamaica's athlete of the year,/kloc-was elected 0/5 times, participated in 7 Olympic Games, and came second only a few times after winning the championship. Several times, she almost ruined her Olympic dream because of injury, but she persisted all the time and completed the competition that was impossible for her. After seven Olympic Games, Oti won three silver medals and five bronze medals. But ... this persistent person has never won the gold medal.

At the 2004 Athens Olympic Games, Oti was 44 years old. On her seventh Olympic trip, she stood on the runway again. Otie, who is old, is suffering from many injuries and tears in her eyes. She insists ... However, she does not insist and bid farewell to the Olympic Games full of unfinished dreams.

In the black-and-white photo in the book, Oti is standing on the runway waving her arms at everyone. I don't know what happened at that time, but I could see from her melancholy eyes that she was tired and confused. Her eyes swept forward, as if to tell everyone: "I can still fight, I can still run!" " "

I have seen many athletes who are brave in the face of retreat, stop when they are ready, or stay away from failure because of fear of failure. Oti's choice is not only a philosophy of sport, but also a philosophy of life.

Otie has never thought as much as many athletes before the game. When we fail again and again, we can only see her confused eyes, but I may not know her heart. Perhaps this tenacious Jamaican is the success and miracle of her Olympic Games.

The Olympic Games seems to be of great significance to her, and the golden Olympic rings will always be her dream place. Oh! Maybe this is the power of the Olympics!

Otti, who is of Jamaican descent, has always had a dark panel, but she is so beautiful in my heart! She has a beautiful heart, a heart that keeps running and struggling! The most important thing in the Olympics is not to win, but to play!

I really want to write her songs with my own pen.

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"Sports is peace." -Coubertin

Sports have no national boundaries. People from all corners of the country and with different skin colors gather under the flying five-ring flag to enjoy the infinite happiness brought by health and competition. On the contrary, because of sports, there is no war and no smoke. No one yearns for war, but more people love the Olympics as much as they yearn for peace. The countries that come to Beijing to watch the Olympic Games are the first in all previous Olympic Games. The former "strong enemy" and "strategic competitor" have become friends since then. Past grievances have vanished in the happy family of the Olympic Games. This is the charm of sports.

Several articles in the book, A Birthday Gift for My Son —— An Interview with World Pole Vault Champion bubka, Waldner Fell Tired to the Ground, and Meeting Xian Zhenghua, tell readers that the world is moving towards harmony.

"Olympic Games" can be translated into "Olympic Games", but it is also worth translating into "Olympic Games". It is a game, a big game belonging to the world. We need peace, and we also need the peace brought by the Olympics.

The Olympics is singing a song of the soul. Singing those athletes who are constantly striving for progress, and as listeners, we need the humanistic spirit of sports-the infection and singing brought by the Olympic Games to ordinary people.

This is not only a simple feeling after reading, but also a spiritual sustenance for the Olympic spirit.

I just want to write their songs with my own pen.

Hosting the 2008 Olympic Games in China is of great significance to the Olympic movement itself and the development of our country. The Olympic Movement needs China, and China also needs China. The significance of hosting the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games can be understood from two aspects: the all-round development of China's economy and society and the influence of the 2008 Olympic Games on the modern Olympic movement.

The 2008 Olympic Games is the third time that the modern Olympic Games landed in Asia, the first time it was held in a developing country, and the 1 th was held in four ancient civilizations in the world. With a population of 3.57 billion, Asia is the largest continent in the world, accounting for 6 1% of the world's population and covering an area of 44 million square kilometers, accounting for 29.4% of the world's land area. It occupies an important position in the world economic development and strategic position. China is a developing country with a history of 5,000 years and a population of1.300 million. After more than 20 years of reform and opening up, China's economy has advanced by leaps and bounds, the socialist market economic system has been basically established, the political situation has been stable, people's living standards have been gradually improved, and China's international status and prestige have been rising day by day. All this is different from other countries in the world. The hosting of the 2008 Olympic Games in China has an irreplaceable far-reaching influence and positive role in promoting the popularization of the Olympic Movement in the world's most populous mainland and country, spreading Olympism, publicizing the Olympic spirit, enriching the connotation of the Olympic Movement, promoting the healthy and sustainable development of the Olympic Movement, giving full play to the educational function of the Olympic Movement and realizing the lofty goals of the Olympic Movement.

The 2008 Olympic Games is a comprehensive review of China's economic strength, political stability, social security, management, people's quality, technical level, environmental sanitation and sports competitiveness. The successful hosting of the 2008 Olympic Games will promote the all-round development of mass sports and competitive sports in China and make China a real sports power. It will promote the sports cooperation and exchange between China and the world and contribute to the development of world sports. It will promote the economic development and social progress of Beijing and even the whole country; This will accelerate the formation of an all-directional, multi-level and wide-ranging opening-up pattern, and create favorable conditions for further improving China's international status; Further promote the great historical rejuvenation of the Chinese nation. Adhere to the principle of "running the Olympic Games with development and promoting development with the Olympic Games", and combine the 2008 Olympic Games with the all-round development of China's economy, culture and society, so as to comprehensively improve citizens' quality and work level. South Korea's successful hosting of the Olympic Games has been followed by the expansion of import and export trade, the accelerated development of economic and technological exchanges, and the substantial improvement of its international image. It can be seen that by hosting the Olympic Games, a country's leap-forward development can be realized, especially in the stage of building a well-off society in an all-round way and building a harmonious socialist society, and the promotion of the Olympic Games is more obvious.

For the preparation of the Beijing Olympic Games, we should regard it more as a process than just chasing a result. Because, from the standpoint of the development of the Olympic movement, the 2008 Olympic Games is only a link in the development of the centennial Olympic Games. The true significance and value of the Olympic Games to the Olympic Movement and China runs through all stages of the preparations for the 2008 Olympic Games, not just a short 16-day competition. From this perspective, hosting the 2008 Olympic Games is the natural result of preparation, and the preparation process is the really important opportunity, whether for China or for the development of the Olympic Movement.

The title of the lyrics of the article Looking Back: Looking Back.

Singing: articles

Composed by Tai Zhengxiao.

Lyrics: Lin Linan

Who can remember me?

Who can understand me?

Loneliness in the dark

What else do I have?

The wind came at me.

These tears hurt me.

Give you a song.

Fang Fo is all wrong.

Who can remember me?

Who cares?

Should I speak or should I be silent?

Jean tear drops

The heart hurts to be fragile.

No one can hear you.

I still keep it only for you.

The last port

You want me to look back

You said you could still accept something.

You look back in the wind

But the past is over.

You want me to look back

You said you were still waiting.

You look back in the wind

Let me go alone from now on.

Who can remember me?

Who can understand me?

Loneliness in the dark

What else do I have?

The wind came at me.

These tears hurt me.

Give you a song.

Fang Fo is all wrong.

You want me to look back

You said you could still accept something.

You look back in the wind

But the past is over.

You want me to look back

You said you were still waiting.

You look back in the wind

Let me go alone from now on.

You want me to look back

You said you could still accept something.

You look back in the wind

But the past is over.

You want me to look back

You said you were still waiting.

You look back in the wind

Let me go alone from now on.

Who can remember me?

Who cares?

Should I speak or should I be silent?

Jean tear drops

The heart hurts to be fragile.

No one can hear you.

I still keep it only for you.

The last port

I still keep it only for you.

The last port

As the pillar of the future, CBA League, a new CBA star, kicked off and experienced the defeat of China men's basketball team in the Olympic Games, which made people have more expectations for CBA stars. Which new star is expected to become the future pillar of China men's basketball team in the new season?

Abdulsalam (Xinjiang)

It is said that Xinjiang has a good effect of recruiting people with money. In fact, these young people have done a good job in training. Abdul Shalamu is a new representative of youth training of Xinjiang men's basketball team.

The teenager born in 1996 participated in CBA last season, but he didn't play much. He only played 6.9 minutes per game and got 4.0 points 1.6 rebounds, which was still very efficient.

Abdul Salamu performed very well in this year's AFC Champions League, averaging 14.6 minutes, getting 9.4 points and 4.4 rebounds, shooting 77.8% from two points and 66.7% from three points, which was very efficient. Especially in the final, Abdul Salamu contributed 19 points and 4 rebounds, which made great contributions to Xinjiang's championship.

In the new season, Li Qiuping, the head coach of Xinjiang Men's Basketball Team, is ready to reuse Abdul Salamu. This handsome young man is expected to blow a whirlwind in CBA league.

Wang hong (Shanxi)

Wang Hong became famous in World War I because he scored 40 points in 20 minutes in the preseason match with Jiangsu Tongxi. In this year's CBA draft, Shanxi Men's Basketball Team selected Wang Hong, the star defender of Taiyuan University of Technology. At that time, many people questioned this choice. After all, wang hong is only 1.8 meters tall.

Can Hong adapt to the CBA game? Wang Hong suffers physically, but he is a player who plays by his brain, knows how to use the space on the court very well, and his reading ability is excellent. Xu Jinzhe, coach of Shanxi Men's Basketball Team, was even satisfied with this young man, saying that Wang Hong is expected to enter the China national team in the future.

Zhao Rui (Guangdong)

The youth training effect of Guangdong men's basketball team in recent years is relatively poor, and there are no new stars. Fortunately, they invited Zhao Rui, a former national youth captain from Baining, Hunan. In the U 19 Men's Basketball World Youth Championship held on 20 15, he averaged 13.7 points per game, ranking third in the team after Hu and Zhao. Among them, in the first game against Tunisia, he scored 25 points and 8 assists to help the team beat the opponent.

Zhao Rui has become a new force in Guangdong men's basketball team. In the warm-up match with CSKA, he scored 19.

He made 3 of 4 3-pointers and performed very well. Zhao Rui may become a new generation leader of Guangdong men's basketball team under the situation of slow fever. Tang Zihao (Shanghai)

Tang Zihao finally got the qualification to participate in CBA league. He originally signed a contract with the Shanghai team last year, but he did not meet the qualification to play CBA league. This year, he was selected in the draft. Tang Zihao once performed well in American high school leagues, which aroused the interest of China fans. Many people expect him to play in the NBA. But he didn't perform well in the NCAA League. However, Tang Zihao is a player who has experienced NCAA after all. What level is he? CBA league in the new season is the touchstone.

Hu (Guangsha)

Hu became the best scorer of the Olympic men's basketball team in the Asian Challenge. He averaged 3 1.8 minutes, 17.9 points 10.4 rebounds, with an efficiency of 22 and a shooting percentage of 58.3%, ranking first in the team. Although the Olympic men's basketball team only won the fifth place, Hu's performance was excellent.

This is Hu's first time to represent China men's basketball team in an adult team competition. His information is better than that of qi zhou and Wang Zhelin who participated in the adult intercontinental competition for the first time. Hu ushered in the second season of CBA league, and he has become one of the important scorers in Guangsha in preseason. He is expected to continue to explode in the new season. In some people's eyes, he may be the next China player selected by the NBA team.

Zhao (Guangsha)

Zhao averaged 1 1.4 points and 2.9 rebounds in CBA league last season. This information was very good in the first century of CBA. Zhao Yanhao is called Zhao Kuli by China fans, and his three-point firepower is excellent. However, in the Asian Challenge and the preseason of Guangsha, Zhao's performance was average.

Li Chunjiang, head coach of Guangsha Men's Basketball Team, said that the team will give young players time and space to grow up. Zhao is a talented person, and he is the star of hope for the China men's basketball team. I hope he can continue to improve.

How to get to Tiger Hill Villa from the program building? Bus route: Metro Line 2 → Tour 1, the whole journey is about 5.5 kilometers.

1. Walk about160m from the program building and arrive at Sanxiang Square Station.

2. Take Metro Line 2, pass 2 stops and arrive at Shilu Station.

3. Walk about 40 meters and arrive at Guangjiqiao Station.

4. Take the 1 bus, and after four stops, arrive at the first and last station of Huqiu (you can also take the 1 northbound line).

5. Walk about 90 meters to Tiger Hill Villa.