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Help change the lines of the police to be funny. The police are too cold up here.

I don't know whether it's crosstalk or leadership service

+ P A and B (at the same time): Bao Gong yin Da yin, entrusted by the judicial department, we are here to assist Bao's adult in trying minor cases. Welcome Bao Da yin to the DPRK. Please refer to the youth management system of the DPRK.

p a: hey, Bao dayin, our judicial system has long abolished the rule of kneeling. All suspects can sit down or even lie down in court. P A: Divorce legally dissolves the marital cooperation between husband and wife.

P A: Bao Da yin. In modern society, some parents are too dissolute, regardless of the feelings left over. Divorce is like taking a hot shit. Alas, sometimes it is difficult for an honest official to break housework!

P A: No, Mr. Bao, the Internet is the internet of the modern information society. You can get a lot of knowledge and information as long as you use the mouse gently.

P A: Mr. Bao, this is unnecessary. Although the development of the Internet has brought negative effects. But it brings great convenience for human beings to obtain information. The network is like a double-edged sword, which can serve mankind, but only if it is not used well will it harm the interests of mankind. Especially for teenagers.