Find a good joke that Aquarius girls will like

Aries:

Mom often tells Aries: "Don't swing on the swing when wearing a skirt; otherwise, the little boy will see your underwear inside.

"Pants!"

One day, Yangyang happily said to her mother: "I competed with Xiao Ming on the swing today, and I won!"

My mother said angrily: "No. Did I tell you? Don't swing when wearing a skirt!"

Yangyang said proudly: "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so he can't see it< /p>

My panties are gone! "

(Aries who is brave, straightforward, and daring)

Taurus:

Seller Vendor: "Come and eat watermelon, it's not sweet, no charge!"

Hungry Niu Niu: "Wow! That's great, boss, let's have a non-sweet one!"

( Taurus who manages the house, wants to have an affair but also takes care of himself)

Gemini:

Mom asked them to get up: "Hurry up! The rooster has crowd several times!"

Shuangshuang said: "What does the rooster's crow have to do with me? I'm not a hen!"

(Gemini with strong self-awareness and independent thinking)

Cancer:

On the bus, Crab Xia said: "I want to sleep with my mother tonight!"

My mother asked: "Will you sleep with your mother when you get a wife in the future?"

Crab Xia said without thinking: "Hmm!"

Mom asked again: "What about your wife?"

Crab Xia thought for a long time and said: "It's easy, let her follow Dad is sleeping!"

Mom: "! ＠#＄%?&＊（……-"

Looking at Dad again, tears are in my eyes!

(Oedipus complex, attached Cancer)

Leo:

The lion went to his grandma’s birthday party. When it was time to eat birthday buns, the lion asked: "Why should we do this?" Eat birthday buns that look like butts? "

Everyone's expressions changed greatly after hearing this.

Then Shishi opened the birthday buns and looked inside. of red bean paste and said: "Grandma, look! There is still poop in there!"

Everyone was dizzy and vomited.

(With the pride of self-feeling and not fearing the eyes of others. (Leo)

Virgo:

I was very curious about the belly button, so I asked my dad.

Dad briefly explained the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother. After a moment, he said: "After the baby left the mother's body, the doctor cut off the umbilical cord and tied a knot, which later became the belly button." "

Everywhere: " Then why doesn't the doctor tie a bow? "

(Virgin who is curious and pursues perfection)

Libra:

My father said to Tiantian: "Don't go to school today. Last night. ． ． Your mother gave you two younger brothers. Just tell the teacher.

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Tiantian replied: "Dad, I only said that I gave birth to one; the other, I I want to save it for next week when I don’t want to show up! "

(Smart, weighing scales)

Scorpio:

As soon as Scorpio fell asleep, he was bitten by a mosquito.

< p>He got up to drive away the mosquitoes, but he couldn't get them out.

Having no choice, he pointed at the mosquito and said, "Okay, if you don't go out, I'll go out!"

As he spoke, he left the room, closed the door tightly and said proudly: "Humph! If I don't come into the house tonight, I will starve you to death

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(Scorpio who doesn't understand and doesn't act according to common sense)

< p>Sagittarius:

Sheshe: "Dad, why do you have so many white hairs?"

Dad: "Because you are not good, so Dad has a lot of white hair." "

Sheshe: ... (in doubt)

Sheshe: "Then why does Grandpa have all white hair?"

Dad:! ＠#＄%?&＊(……

(Sagittarius who likes to think)

Capricorn:

One day, Capricorn went to the street with his mother; On the way, it suddenly started to rain.

Mom took Jie Jie’s little hand and said, "It’s raining, run forward!"

Jie Jie asked slowly: "Then it won't rain ahead!?"

(Capricorn who understands reality and is too lazy to change)

Aquarius:

Aquarius asked his mother: "What are you asking? Call Mr. Jiang "ancestor"? "

Mom said: " Because 'ancestor' is a name for the dead. "

Pingping said: " The one who died. Should grandma be called "fresh milk"? "

(An Aquarius who is naturally different and thinks differently from ordinary people)

Pisces:

Dad Tell Yuyu about how he often went hungry when he was a child.

After hearing this, Yuyu had tears in his eyes and asked sympathetically: "Oh, Dad, you came to our house because you had no food.< /p>

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(Pisces is rich in compassion, regardless of the situation)