Western political jokes (3)

The epidemic in Britain is rampant.

Accompanied by Sir Patrick Vallance, Johnson went to London to inspect the anti-epidemic situation.

They walked near the dump and found a mask on the ground.

Johnson said discontentedly, "Whose mask is this?" ! "

Sir Patrick Vallance looked around and said happily, "It seems empty, Mr. Prime Minister, pick it up!"

2

The host said on the stage: "Please sit on the left if you want to give priority to pneumonia detection, and please sit on the right if you want equal human rights."

Someone in the audience said, "But I have to test my pneumonia first. I want equality and human rights."

"Oh, dear President Trump, please come to the podium."

three

Trump is speaking to voters:

"Soon we will be able to live a good life!"

A voice came from the audience:

"What shall we do?"

four

Outside the Pentagon, a woebegone man walked and said to himself: No masks, no disinfectants, no testing tools ..... Then a man who looked like a plainclothes came over and whispered to him: Citizen, if you slander the great lighthouse of our free world like this again, I will put you in the toilet of the building.

The man looked at the plainclothes policeman and continued to talk to himself: Look, there is not even a cell.

five

When the British Prime Minister visited China, China hired a painter to paint Britain and stepped up efforts to deal with the pneumonia problem. The painter finished painting very reluctantly. When the British Prime Minister visited, he was shocked. It's a cemetery in the suburbs, with coffins that can't be buried on the side. The British Prime Minister said, "What is this?" The painter said: "This is that Britain is stepping up its efforts to deal with pneumonia." The British Prime Minister said, "Then why did you paint the cemetery?" The painter said, "because Britain is stepping up its efforts to deal with pneumonia."

six

Trump reported that medical supplies have appeared on the American horizon. ...

Children don't know what the horizon is. When he got home, he asked his father, who said: The horizon is a line that you can see but never walk.

seven

After the CDC announced that masks were insufficient, people just wanted to buy masks in some specific stores.

A red-necked man in Texas stood impatiently in the queue and saw the new announcement issued by the CDC: "Ordinary people don't need to wear masks, as long as they wash their hands frequently, they can resist COVID-19 ..."

"-Oh, my God, I'm going to take my gun to the CDC to kill their leader!" Red nose turned away.

After a while, he came back, and the people next to him asked him, "Did you kill him?" 」

"What ah, the team over there is longer than here. 」

eight

At the center of Washington Hospital, a large number of reporters waited anxiously at the door. The door opened, a doctor came out slowly, and reporters swarmed and asked: Is Trump saved? The doctor shook his head, and the reporter asked: Can Burns and Pompeo be saved? The doctor shook his head again: it's hopeless, and the reporters asked: Who else can save it? Hearing this, the doctor immediately cheered and shouted: America is saved! ! !

nine

A salute was fired at the Los Angeles airport, and the first loud noise came. The wife asked her husband, "Why did you shoot?" The husband replied, "President Trump is here." There was another gunshot, and the wife asked, "What's the matter? Didn't the first shot hit him? "

10

An American citizen publicly cursed Trump's stupidity and was arrested by the FBI for insulting the head of state in public.

He excused himself: Why did you arrest me? There are so many Trump people in America. Do you know which one I am cursing?

FBI: You said it was stupid. Who else could it be?