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Seek the content of "one dream and several flowers fall"
Problem description:
Jing M.Guo's article.
Analysis:
first episode
When Wenjing called, I was sleeping happily in bed, jumping from left to right and stretching myself, thinking that my bed was the world. Actually, my bed is really big. I only have two hobbies, watching movies and sleeping. If someone doesn't let me sleep when I'm exhausted, it's better to chop me to death. I'll be grateful to tears. So of course, I made the bed so comfortable. Once I told my mother that I would recite it when I got married. So Wen Jing's phone call made me feel particularly depressed. In the dream broken by her phone call, I stood in the open space with a small washbasin. It began to rain, and I was glad to receive the following money. So I feel that Wen Jing is blocking my financial path. I picked up the phone and told her that you were a curse and prevented me from making money. What, writing again, my literary youth. I am a writer. Yes, I was lucky enough to publish several books. Because of this, Wenjing laughed at me many times. Young artists seem to be rarer than virgins these days. I ignored her. I said, if you have anything to say, I'll sleep when the nonsense is over. You are as fat as a pig, you have to get used to it. It is five o'clock in the afternoon. Do you call this a nap or a nap? Why do you talk so much nonsense? Tell me what you need. Nothing. I'll invite you to dinner and pick you up downstairs in 30 minutes. Getting up, bathing, dressing up, and staying in college for a long time have made me as energetic as a newly trained female soldier. I looked at myself in the mirror and thought Wen Jing was telling the truth. I am as fat as a pig. It seems that I sleep day and night, and it is not impossible to gain 30 or 50 kilograms. When I was about to go out, I looked in the mirror again and found that I had lost weight again. I suddenly became happy and slept bloated. I went downstairs and Wenjing hasn't come yet. I am very happy to read the newspaper just posted by my aunt in our community, which describes the deeds of model workers all over the country. So-and-so saved a child from the rooftop, and so-and-so enthusiastically cleaned the sewers for the masses free of charge. I wonder why this kind of thing keeps emerging, and there is no movement around me. Last month, the sewer was blocked, but a cleaner was very enthusiastic and patient. He treats the masses like a spring breeze and laughs like a flower. How can he not laugh? Every family gave him fifty dollars, which made his mouth crooked. Looking at the newspaper, Wenjing took a taxi. She didn't hear the sound of the car all the way, but she heard her voice. This is really a skill. The car stopped next to me. Wenjing opened the car door, jumped out of the car without blinking, and then chatted with the driver. When I got on the bus, I said to the brother, what do you mean, master, are you her relative? Brother smiled shyly and said, where can I? This little girl can talk. I don't mind. Wen Jing is in trouble wherever he goes. When Wen Jing's mother named her, she hoped that she would be quiet, but this didn't happen. But I like this kind of girl very much. I can say whatever I want. I am especially afraid of those gloomy people who can't speak for a long time, just smile at you and let them hook up the rheumatic pain in your knee. However, from the outside, Wen Jing and I are deeply rooted, and we are definitely two good young people who are making progress every day. If we pretend to be ladies, we should pretend to be one. But this is not a quiet virgin who gave birth to two rabbits. In Gu Xiaobei's words, boys will dream when they see our photos, but when they see me, they will immediately wonder why they dreamed in the first place. Wen Jing hates affected girls, too. At first, when she met the affected people, she would always say, "What are you pretending to be quiet?" Later, she thought it had something to do with the name, so she changed her mind and said, "What virgin are you pretending to be?" . It seems that there are two kinds of women in her eyes, virgin and non-virgin. Since then, no girls have put on airs in front of us. However, Wenjing this fellow was planted once. The last time she went to dinner with her father, she got excited when she saw a woman pretending in the lobby. She said she looked like a bank robber and played the role of a virgin, which made me sick. A woman's face is longer than anything at once. More unfortunately, she ran to tell her father that he paid for dinner that night. Wen Jing's father stopped her for a month. How can Wenjing, who is used to all hands at ordinary times, have a deposit? On the second day of being reprimanded, Wenjing immediately came to me to complain and was filled with indignation. At the end of the article, she said that she knew it was boring to ask Lao Tzu to come out to support her, and we were not such people. I was just about to say something when I heard something was wrong. She said, Lin Lan, I'm counting on you this month. My eyes turned black when I listened. I don't think I can buy my favorite tennis racket, and I may have to bring two clothes in. Later, Wen Jing really scraped me hard for a month. I once asked Wenjing why so many people pretend to be ladies, and Wenjing said it was because it was easy to pretend. I'm not ashamed to ask how to pretend. Wen Jing said, as long as you say everything about me belongs to others, then everything will be easy.
the second group
The car rushed onto the viaduct and Wenjing stopped talking to the driver. I think the driver was confused by her. Now that he is on the viaduct, of course, he can't make fun of his life. After all, it's about one car and three lives. When Wenjing shut up, I took a look and found that she was wearing colorful clothes today. Wen Jing wears strange clothes and changes her style from time to time. I really can't stand her real and unreal style. I mean, it's not like you're going to a costume party. Why are you pretending to be a turkey? Your speech is really ugly. I have been at home for a long time, and I will die if I don't come out. Dressing up proves that I am also a warm-blooded young man. You don't need to dress up, you are already very warm-blooded, and nothing can be less than you. What brought me out today? I told you, many people are bored to death at home. If they don't come out, I guess I'll have to take a taxi and take them directly to the madhouse. I suddenly realized that it had been two weeks since the summer vacation. Sleeping at home all day, watching movies, eating and sleeping online, life is very good. I don't think it's difficult. Instead, I feel carefree and refined. Last semester, I had a good time, and those old professors gave me high marks as if I had an appointment. My report card is AAA, which is very nice. So this summer vacation, I had a leisurely time. I think I will be a senior as soon as I start school, and I will be an adult in the social practice semester. I think it will be more energetic. I was intoxicated with my magnificent future when Wen Jing suddenly dropped a sentence. Hey, I heard that Gu Xiaobei has a new girlfriend and brought her here today. She deliberately lowered her voice to make it look like we were doing a murder. I turned around and felt a little uncomfortable. I said, it's not like someone pinched your neck. Seriously. I'm surprised. Hey, why don't you respond to Gu Xiaobei's new girlfriend? What was my reaction? It's about old millet and rotten sesame. Wenjing didn't speak, but still put on Mona Lisa's smile, which made me feel particularly distorted. If you see a turkey smiling at you like that, you will feel uncomfortable. The car rushed down the viaduct into the downtown area, and there was a scene of feasting outside the window. After driving for more than ten minutes, I told Wenjing that if you dare to mention those old almanac things again, I will kill you. The car stopped at the gate of a hotel, and I looked up at the extraordinary style and then looked up at the four stars. I asked Wenjing who would pay the bill today, and Wenjing said, Bai Song. After dinner, she added that Bai Song's father. In fact, I knew it was white pine with my toes, and only he was so rich. Bai Song's father is a senior official in politics, and his mother is an important person in business. He is the youngest son in our class. In fact, the real name is Yan, but when I introduce myself for the first time, everyone will ask: Is it white? So he later introduced himself to everyone as Bai Song. Let's call people by their first names. It sounds hot. When we walked into the lobby, Wenjing and I saw Bai Song's father. Uncle Yan is my dad's friend and the boss of Wenjing's dad. So the two of us greeted each other affectionately and shouted "Uncle Yan" with one voice, which made it very clear. Yanbobo smiled indifferently. After all, he is a man who has seen the world, but the expressions of those people behind him who wear black suits and have the faces of migrant workers are very strange. Therefore, I wisely realized that Wen Jing and I were so enthusiastic that others would think that we were not business professionals. So I winked at Wenjing, who immediately put his hand on Uncle Yan's neck and drew a quail shape in front of him. He said, Uncle Yan, dad has been thinking about you. Go home when you are free. So Yan Bobo smiled more happily, and the migrant workers in suits and ties behind him were relieved. It is a theorem that girls who are ice-smart will naturally attract people. Beautiful and ice-smart girls like Wen Jing and I are naturally more attractive. But it's no wonder that migrant workers in suits and ties feel that these days, in my mother's words, all girls dress up as college students and college students dress up as ladies. At first glance, the city is full of bad professional workers, which is spectacular.
Episode 3
In fact, Uncle Yan is eating here today, and Bai Song is following him. His father asked him if he wanted to find some friends to accompany him. So Bai Song withdrew from this group of friends. Uncle Yan is famous for loving his son. White pine is waiting for someone at the elevator door, dressed in a white suit and tailored. You can tell at a glance that it is expensive. Wenjing whispered to him in the lobby, saying that he seemed to be putting on airs today. Are you getting married? White pine smiled with a good temper and said with a unique expression, it's my treat. Anyway, I have to make a personal appearance to meet you. Wen Jing said yes, it's very human. Even a duck will die with a grudge when he sees you. White pine said, well, at enmity with you poor, who is poor with you, who is mentally ill looking for someone to blow, go up quickly, the seventh floor, Cedar Hall and Gu Xiaobei are all here. When the elevator door closed, Bai Songte mysteriously told us that my new girlfriend was on it. I'll introduce you later. You two are inferior! Fuck you. Anyone who sees Lanlin and me will feel inferior. Wenjing gave him a white look, and then the elevator door closed. Why did everyone bring their girlfriends today? They are all new. Fair enough. Wen Jing said gloomily. The elevator rushed up silently. The elevator in the hotel really enjoys going up and down. As soon as the elevator door opened, I saw Gu Xiaobei, majestic and standing at the door like a prince. I haven't seen him for months, but he seems to have changed little. The woman standing next to him excites me and Wenjing. She stood beside Gu Xiaobei and never stopped. Her thighs are as soft as snakes, swaying from side to side, making spring full of Gankun. When she and Gu Xiaobei came over, that little broken rice step was really amazing. Wenjing smiled in my ear, and she said, you see how innocent ya is. Compared with her, we are simply * * *. After listening, I smiled with her, and I felt my face dying with a smile. What a lame metaphor. I glanced at Wenjing and thanked her for her cleverness. Gu Xiaobei came over and introduced us. He pointed to us and said, this is Lin Lan and Wenjing, and this is Li Moli. Wen Jing was so enthusiastic that he held out his hand and shook it. It was so fast, I felt that she had no hands before, and she suddenly pulled them out from her waist, just like the Japanese who committed suicide by caesarean section. She smiled like a flower and said something inhuman. Hey, Molly, I can tell from her name that she is a virgin. Then I saw Gu Xiaobei and Li Moli's faces turned white. I know that Wenjing has a bad first impression of Li Mouli, and she hates such an artificial girl. But I think what she said also said, I am very kind and will enliven the atmosphere, so I pulled Li Mouli over and said to her affectionately, Little Jasmine, ignore her, your name doesn't sound like a virgin. Say that finish after suddenly found that this is not a good word, Gu Xiaobei was blue in the face there. Li Mouli's face will be a little passive-active, forced to look like a lady and embarrassed to attack, so she has to blush and turn white. I guess she has scolded me and Wenjing for eighteen generations in her heart. Anyone involved in this matter will think that Wenjing and I are playing with her, but I really can't bear Guanyin Tathagata. She changed her face there for a while, and it is estimated that she has recovered. Then she said gracefully that her name is not Molly, but Li Moli. It suddenly occurred to me that Wen Jing told me how to pretend to be a lady, that is, to get married. I squinted at Wenjing, and she immediately got the message when she looked at me, and then laughed at me. It was called a festival. Gu Xiaobei next to me gave me a cross look. He said, Lin Lan, what are you doing today? When I said no, I remembered a joke. After that, I found that Jasmine had entered the room in full spring. I really admire her for not being in a hurry with us. Gu Xiaobei said, you said somebody else a big girl standing in front of you, what do you think of you, you think a joke, you this person loss not loss. I ignored him and said, remember that the joke shows that she is long enough for Zhou Wang, Wu Wang and Zheng. If she is older, maybe we can come up with pornographic jokes for you. Gu Xiaobei gave us a frown and said, I know you two are poor in mouth and bitter in heart. I won't give you any trouble, Gu Xiaobei. Your vision is too low. If you are emotionally frustrated and want to find a substitute, you can't be too far away from Lanlin. You don't want to insert a can of green onions just after inserting a bottle of roses. Your taste has become too fast. You are trying to play something new, but we must have a slow acceptance process. Gu Xiaobei squinted at me as if someone had drawn a turtle on my face and smiled treacherously. He said, what if you two run on her just because she is my girlfriend? Lin Lan, are you still jealous? I squinted, too. I said, don't flatter yourself. My pursuers can't finish loading a train.
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