Ask for a sketch of Peisi Chen

Chen: No. ...

Zhu: What's wrong?

Chen: This dress is not mine.

Zhu: It's yours.

Chen: You must have misheard me. ...

Zhu: What's wrong?

Chen: Let me see what you are wearing.

Zhu: Don't look! This is yours!

Chen: It's not mine.

Zhu: You are a traitor.

Chen: (surprised) I'm a traitor? ! Which play?

Zhu: Just this scene.

Chen: Hey, this time, I defected again?

Zhu: Look-

Chen: No.

Zhu: The first three scenes of our play.

Chen: We were all the Eighth Route Army in the first three games.

Zhu: Didn't there be defections in the first three games?

Chen: Really?

Zhu: Let's rehearse the sixth scene today.

Chen: What do you mean by scenes 1 to 6?

Zhu: You came early to persuade me to surrender. ...

Chen: Right, right, right. ...

Zhu: Then I'll shoot you!

Chen: How do you think this editor made it up?

Zhu: What are you making up?

Chen: Look at the first three games of the Eighth Route Army. He played very well!

Zhu: You think it has two words.

Chen: Feeling good? "Report captain, the enemy is rushing up!" How's it going?

Zhu: This sentence has been cut off.

Chen: Oh, yes-I forgot, this sentence was deleted. There is one more sentence! That sentence is not-harder! Is it?

What is this scene? The devil caught the fourth inning?

Zhu: Right.

Chen: I was tortured by the enemy. Do you think if I hold on a little longer ...

Zhu: Huh?

Chen: If I bite my teeth again ... I will live!

Zhu: So you haven't become a positive person?

Chen: Yes!

Zhu: What should I do?

Chen: We can adapt it again, right?

Zhu: How to adapt?

Chen: This-you-you, you, you, Lao Mao, ah! This-Shandong Dahan! Be loyal! What a good friend! I am willing to do anything for my friend! Today-friend, I'm a little busy. You must help me.

Zhu: Let me know if there is anything.

Chen: Look-just help me to defect. ...

Zhu: What what!

Chen: You cover for me. ...

Zhu: I'll defect for you!

Chen: Hey, you, Mao ... you will defect for me once. ...

Zhu: No, no!

Chen: If you, you feel cheated, you can have this silk dress. I wear coarse clothes. I just want to change clothes with Zhu.

Zhu: No, no, no.

Chen: No problem. ...

Zhu: No! I can't do it!

Chen: Look at your politeness! Take it. (Stuffing clothes into Zhu's hand)

Zhu: (picks up Chen's clothes and throws them on the table) Who's polite to you! I am a positive person! The protagonist!

Chen: (picks up his clothes and puts them on) Isn't that the end? After talking nonsense for a long time, do you still want me to play a supporting role for you?

Zhu: OK! Let's go

Chen: (dismissively) What an air! To tell the truth, when we get to the stage, we'll see who has the chance! (walks to the stage)

Zhu: Hurry up! Let's go

Chen: Captain-don't shoot! It's me

Zhu: Oh-it's your boy!

Chen: (with breath) Hello, hello, it's me!

Zhu: Stand back!

Chen: (pretending not to hear)

Zhu: Hey! Step back.

Chen: (ignoring him)

Zhu: (pulls Chen to the back)

Chen: Hey ~ ~ What?

Zhu: Stand back!

Chen: (stepping forward) Why stand back!

Zhu: (Lachen) Supporting role!

Chen: (making faces)

Zhu: That's right-you boy.

Chen: It's you and me!

Zhu: Ah! You led the enemy here?

Chen: Um ... Hey, hey ... Captain. (giggle) Eh, Huang Jun asked me to take a message for you (when he spoke, he turned his back on the audience). As long as you can surrender to Huang Jun. ...

Zhu: Hey! Wait! How did I turn my back on the audience?

Chen: How should I know!

Zhu: You are in the wrong position!

Chen: What do you mean by standing?

Zhu: You stand like this!

Chen: Why am I standing like this?

Zhu: (impatiently) You just stood there!

Chen: (Chen stands sideways, with his face tilted to the audience. Zhu's face is straight, and Chen is eccentric again. Hey, how can I-how can I stand like this?

Zhu: Why not?

Chen: The audience can only see my side face!

Zhu: Yes, you are a supporting role!

Chen: (speechless) Hey, the supporting role only deserves to play-half a face! How can this be true!

Zhu: Oh dear. You can move this side of your face to that side.

Chen: (pointing to the other half of my face) What about this half?

Zhu: No!

Chen: Put them all here.

Zhu: Yes.

Chen: That's two-sided.

Zhu: You are playing two-faced! Can't steal the play! Right? You should always keep my face in front of the audience.

Chen: OK! All right! I guarantee that your front is facing the audience!

Zhu: Right!

Chen: Come on!

Zhu: Did you lead the enemy here?

Chen: Eh, captain. Huang Jun asked me to take a message for you (as he said, he stood in front of Zhu)

Zhu: (Zhu dodges, Chen follows)

Chen: Er-as long as you can surrender to Huang Jun. ...

Zhu: (pushing Chen away impatiently) daydreaming! You traitor!

Chen: (stopping again with a cheeky smile) Er-I did it for your own good. Taijun said ... (covering Zhu's face with a hat)

Zhu: (pushing Chen's hand away) Say something!

Chen: (blocking with a hat) Er Taijun said. ...

Zhu: (pushing Chen's hand away) Say something!

Chen: (Stop again) Er-Taijun. ...

Zhu: (pushes away) Stop it! What are you preventing me from doing?

Chen: (pretending to be innocent) How did I stop you? I'm here to make sure your face is positive to the audience! I have to give the audience some feedback!

Zhu: You are stealing a play!

Chen: I rob the play? !

Zhu: Right?

Chen: (Innocent) I stole the show ... I don't even want my face. Why should I steal the play?

Zhu: Do you think I can still give you a death rule for an actor like you?

Chen: Then you make the rules.

Zhu: Come on! You stand right here!

Chen: Where is the station?

Zhu: Here!

Chen: Right here?

Zhu: Ah!

Chen: (unbelievable) Right here! (gesticulating with his hand) Such a big place?

Zhu: What size do you want?

Chen: OK! Enough standing! (Let a golden rooster be independent)

Zhu: (No way) All right! A little bigger! (gesticulating with his feet) Come, come, stand here!

Chen: Right here?

Zhu: Hmm!

Chen: OK! No problem! Don't worry! (to himself) I won't leave this circle and steal his play!

Zhu: What did you say?

Chen: I said-you can cooperate in this play without leaving this circle!

Zhu: All right, all right. Here we go.

Chen: (from the side of the stage) Captain-don't shoot! Hehe, it's me! Hey ~ ~ ~ it's me! (Be careful to avoid out of the loop)

Zhu: It's your boy!

Chen: (silent, patting the dust on the clothes)

Zhu: You let the devil go ... Hey! Look at me!

Chen: (pretending not to hear)

Zhu: (holding his hand) Look at me!

Chen: (pointing to the circle) Out of the circle.

Zhu: Did you lead the enemy here?

Chen: (Ignore him, wipe the sweat and take a bath)

Zhu: (angry) You take a shower!

Chen: Who took a bath?

Zhu: What are you doing? This is!

Chen: I designed this play to wipe the sweat!

Zhu: You can't move!

Chen: Why did I move?

Zhu: If you stand here and move, the audience will only look at you and not at me!

Chen: Oh! You can control me, and you can control who the audience likes to watch!

Zhu: Hey, you-you don't understand your conditions.

Chen: Why didn't I know?

Zhu: How good are your conditions? Ah! Let everyone have a look!

Chen: Let's have a look.

Zhu: (pointing to Chen) Look at this nose, this eye and this melon seed. It takes thousands of years to produce one.

Chen: (smug)

Zhu: An image like yours, right? A thief, an illegal vendor, a local ruffian, you don't need to act. Poke him there.

Chen: (staring at Zhu) This thing has been produced for thousands of years!

Zhu: You are nothing!

Chen: What? You said I'm not a thing!

Zhu: Ah, you bastard!

Chen: What am I?

Zhu: Oh, no, I mean an image like you. He doesn't have to play. Just poke it there.

Chen: I don't know. Like that telephone pole, can you do it?

Zhu: Do you still need to act?

Chen: Really? Then the acting is simple.

Zhu: So!

Chen: OK! Do as you say!

Zhu: Come on!

Chen: (from the side of the stage) Captain-don't shoot! It's me (then standing like a telephone pole)

Zhu: Oh-(I can't play anymore) you boy. Talk to me! You led the enemy here?

Chen: (Silence)

Zhu: Say something!

Chen: Can your telephone pole talk?

Zhu: You still have to say your lines!

Chen: If you want me to say it, I will.

Zhu: You must remember! As soon as I pull out my gun and raise my hand-

Chen: What?

Zhu: You will fall down.

Chen: Why?

Zhu: This shows that I am a good marksman!

Chen: Certainly.

Zhu: Hmm ~ ~ Did you lead the devils here?

Chen: Captain Huang Jun asked you to hand over your gun. ...

Zhu: Shut up! Daydreaming, you traitor.

Chen: I did it for your own good. As long as you surrender, Huang Jun guarantees your prosperity. ...

Zhu: Shut up! Shut up! I shot you on behalf of the people and the government. ...

Chen: (falls in front of Zhu)

Zhu: Hey! Where are you? People!

Chen: (sitting up) Hey. Here it is.

Zhu: Why did you fall before I hit you?

Chen: Hey! Isn't that what you said? As long as I pull out my gun and raise my hand, will I fall down?

Zhu: Then I haven't done it yet!

Chen: Oh, that doesn't mean you are a good marksman!

Zhu: (Helpless) You are-you are stealing the show!

Chen: I have. ...

Zhu: Twist your hand!

Chen: I didn't call! I, I acted according to your intention!

Zhu: What is my intention?

Chen: I will be what you want me to be! You see, my supporting role is too difficult! Zhu Shimao, I've been acting for more than ten years, and I've never seen such a difficult protagonist! Stop acting! Stop acting!

Zhu: I know you have emotions-

Chen: I am not in the mood! Hehehe, not in the mood!

Zhu: I know you don't want to be a supporting role.

Chen: I have been an actor for more than ten years. Let me tell you something.

Zhu: I know you want to be the leading role.

Chen: Nonsense, don't you want to play? ...

Zhu: Huh?

Chen: Ah, who wants to play?

Zhu: But this leading role-not everyone can play it.

Chen: Don't say such evil things.

Zhu: Ah-everyone has different conditions. You can't play my role.

Chen: (walks up to Zhu) Can't I play your role?

Zhu: That's right.

Chen: Honestly, do you think I don't understand? ...

Zhu: Know what?

Chen: What an actor plays depends on what clothes he wears.

Zhu: Ah.

Chen: If I change into your clothes. ...

Zhu: How about it?

Chen: I am better than you!

Zhu: What what? You play a positive role?

Chen: What if I play a positive role?

Zhu: Let's ask the audience at the scene.

Chen: Ask!

Zhu: Hey, hey, hey! Don't mobilize the masses!

Chen: How can I mobilize the masses? Their eyes are naturally sharp!

Zhu: OK! Today, I let him live in seclusion for the audience. (undressing)

Chen: Ah! What a change! What a change! (Take off your clothes quickly)

Zhu: Come on! I mainly want to show you how I play a supporting role.

Chen: Ah, no, no,no. Today I'll show you if I can play the leading role.

Zhu: Look, like me, he is also an underground worker wearing this kind of clothes! (pointing to Chen) Look at this again. A spy who broke into our army!

Chen: (smirking after getting dressed) (full of air, hands akimbo)

Zhu: What's with the hips akimbo?

Chen: (patting Zhu on the shoulder) Little friend. ...

Zhu: Go on! Who is your child? I said-are you ready?

Chen: OK.

Zhu: Get down!

Chen: Hey! (Come down cheerfully) (Look at your clothes and come to their senses) (Pat Zhu and point to the table)

Zhu: What?

Chen: Get down!

Zhu: You!

Chen: I am the protagonist!

Zhu: (pushing Chen away) Stand back! (Slowly step aside and stop)

Chen: What are traitors like? (to draw a gun) Hey! Go down!

Zhu: (pointing to Chen. Have to go down) Really!

Chen: Hum! Really! Here we go.

Zhu: Let's get started. Captain-

Chen: Stop! Don't come over-(draw a gun. Can't shoot condoms)

Zhu: Captain-don't shoot. Don't shoot. Captain, don't shoot!

Chen: How to open it?

Zhu: (Press the button to open the holster)

Chen: Yo! (giggles)

Zhu: Was it fun?

Chen: Fun.

Zhu: Can you play?

Chen: I can.

Zhu: Never played!

Chen: What are you talking about? Let's go

Zhu: Let's go!

Chen: Let's go!

Zhu: Captain! Captain! Don't shoot!

Chen: Oh, my play hasn't started yet!

Zhu: Then I will start when I play!

Chen: It's time for me to act. Ah-you know what?

Zhu: Then when shall I play?

Chen: I don't care when you call!

Zhu: How can you ignore it?

Chen: Hmm-you must watch me do the styling!

Zhu: Ah! Still in shape!

Chen: We have to-show up!

Zhu: This look is still on display!

Chen: That's right!

Zhu: OK! I'll go as soon as you show up.

Chen: That's right!

Zhu: OK, OK.

Chen: Take a good look.

Zhu: Ah.

Chen: Let's get started.

Zhu: Let's get started.

Chen: (Debut) Tongzhimen! Persistence is victory! People are waiting for news of our exploits. Brothers! Hold on! Give me top-live

Zhu: What? This is! (He's going down)

Chen: Hey! Come on!

Zhu: (running back) Captain!

Chen: What person!

Zhu: Don't shoot! it is me

Chen: Ah-it's your boy! Let me ask you something! You put the eighth route army ...

Zhu: What!

Chen: Did you lead the devils here?

Zhu: Captain. The devil asked me to give you a message. ...

Chen: What did Huang Jun say?

Zhu: What? The devil demands that you hand over your gun.

Chen: Bah! What did you say?

Zhu: daydreaming.

Chen: Oh, yes! Do it during the day-dream! ———————— What about the back?

Zhu: You traitor!

Chen: You are the traitor!

Zhu: I said my lines, you traitor.

Chen: Oh, yes. I see. You traitor! I always thought that only people like me could defect-unexpectedly-you Zhu Shimao, a heavy guy, also defected to the revolution!

Zhu: What a mess! This is ... Captain! Captain! The devil demands that you hand over your gun!

Chen: There are more in the back.

Zhu: It's gone.

Chen: Yes!

Zhu: It's gone!

Chen: Let me ask you something. ...

Zhu: Ah.

Chen: No conditions?

Zhu: No conditions!

Chen: Nonsense! No conditions. Who will surrender?

Zhu: Is this a positive person? This is!

Chen: Ah-I see!

Zhu: Know what?

Chen: Long time no see. Your boy gave me the benefits of Taijun-all kickbacks!

Zhu: There is also a rebate!

Chen: (pointing a gun at Zhu) You say it! Really?

Zhu: No!

Chen: Don't play dumb with me. You think I don't know?

Zhu: What do you know?

Chen: Hehe! Huang Jun told me everything when I came. ...

Zhu: What did you say?

Chen: Huang Jun asked me to take a message for you.

Zhu: Yes.

Chen: As long as you can give the gun to Huang Jun-make sure you are rich and there are plenty of golden tickets. ...

Zhu: (striking table) daydreaming! You traitor-

Chen: Captain! I ...

Zhu: Why didn't I see you coming?

Chen: Captain ~ ~ I can't help it ~ ~ Captain!

Zhu: On behalf of the government and people, I will shoot you-hey! Where's my gun?

Chen: (handing the gun) ah! Here it is!

Zhu: I'm going to shoot-bang!

Chen: (Shot) Ah! Ouch! captain ...

Zhu: (shooting again) Bang!

Chen: (I came to my senses before I fell) Ah! No! I am the protagonist!

Zhu: What! You ... do what you have to do!