I like studying dialects very much. Do you have any typical jokes about dialects from various places?

Original version

There was once a true love in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. . Cut my throat with your sword! Look no further!

If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be - ten thousand years!

Beijing version

1. I know I deserve to die. You killed me and I didn’t even say anything. The love I had in the past, which wasn’t bad, is standing in front of me. I didn’t. I ignored her, but after a while I was dumbfounded. The best person to me in this place is you. You can kill me with a knife. Don't think about it. If God can let me go back, I guarantee that I will do it for a while. I keep nagging you three words: I fucking love you YA! If I had to put a date on this love, would it be possible in ten thousand years? □!

2. I think there was a time when my daughter really fell in love with me. Man, I was so awesome that I didn’t take her seriously. Do you think I have a grandson? It wasn't until that girl ran away with him that I finally thought about it: What a fucking fool I am! ! (Fuck, your razor blade has been on my neck for a long time. When are you going to help me bleed?) If you can forgive us young people who have fallen behind again, I will kneel in front of you and pretend to be a grandson again. Do you promise? Is it good to hear? : "Daughter-in-law, I still want to date you!!" If I have to make a statement in front of my brothers today and add a so-called adverbial of time to her: - Bro, what do you say? Will it take ten thousand years?

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