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Classical Chinese essays on male and female revenge

1. Translation of the Female Pheasant’s Revenge

Translation:

There was a hunter who was hunting in the mountains and shot the male pheasant to death, leaving the female pheasant behind. . Some people asked him why he did this, and he said: "Leave the female pheasants to lure the male pheasants; (if) shoot the female pheasants to death, the male pheasants will fly away; capture them at the same time, and later Just found nothing."

A few months later, the female pheasant attracted a male pheasant, and the hunter shot the male pheasant. A few more years passed like this, and many male pheasants were caught. Until one day, the female pheasant followed the hunter home and hit her head on the long table with the incense burner in front of the courtyard and died.

Later, the hunter's family members died one after another, and they went bankrupt due to the lawsuit. Soon the hunter also died, and ultimately there was no descendant. Some people say: "There is no one who does not love his lover, and birds do the same." Although the hunter's strategy is cunning, the pheasant's revenge is even more tragic.

Original text:

Some hunters in the mountains shoot the male pheasants and leave the females, or seize them. To attract males, if you shoot the female, the male will be happy, and if you catch it, it will be dead." A few months later, the female fruit attracted a male pheasant, and the hunter shot it again. In this way for several years, numerous male pheasants were harvested. One day, a female pheasant returned home with a hunter and died after touching her head on the incense table in front of the court.

Later, his family members died one after another, and his property was squandered due to lawsuits. Not long after, the hunter also died, leaving no descendants. Or say: "Everyone loves his wife and his wife, and so do birds." Although the hunter's plan is cunning, the reward for the pheasant is even worse.

From: Song Dynasty Ye Mengde's "Summer Escape"

Notes:

Pheasant: Commonly known as pheasant.

Place: put down, stay.

Or: Some people.

Yang: flying.

Incense table: a long table on which the incense burner is placed.

Not long: soon, for a while, not long.

Husband and wife: husband and wife, spouse.

Button: Same as "knock", to ask.

Also: also.

Miserable: miserable.

Extended information:

1. Enlightenment

"Records of Summer Refuge" is selected from "Records of Summer Refuge". This article mainly tells the story of hunters hunting in the mountains. As a person, don't blindly benefit yourself at the expense of others, be kind, and be able to do good deeds and be kind. Tell people not to blindly benefit themselves at the expense of others, but to have kindness, goodwill, good deeds, and to live in harmony with people and things!

2. Introduction to the author

Ye Mengde (1077~1148) was a poet in the Song Dynasty. The word Shaoyun. A native of Wuxian County, Suzhou. In the fourth year of Shaosheng's reign (1097), he became a Jinshi and served successively as a Hanlin scholar, the Secretary of the Ministry of Household Affairs, and the ambassador to Jiangdong. In his later years, he lived in seclusion in the Stone Forest of Linglong Mountain in Bianshan Mountain, Huzhou, so he was called Shilin Jushi. Most of his poems and essays were named after Stone Forest, such as "Stone Forest Yan Yu", "Stone Forest Ci", "Stone Forest Poems", etc.

Baidu Encyclopedia - The Female Pheasant's Revenge 2. Classical Chinese Translation of Lu Mu's Revenge

In the first year of Tianfeng, there was a person named Lu Mu in Langye Haiqu, and her son was a county official. After committing a minor crime, the county magistrate killed him. Lu's mother resented the county magistrate and secretly gathered people to plan to avenge her son. Mother Lu's family was always rich, with millions in assets, so she brewed good wine and bought swords and clothes. Any young people who came to ask for wine were given to them. Anyone who looked disheveled among them would lend them clothes, no matter how much. After a few years, the money gradually ran out, and the young people wanted to repay her. Lu's mother cried and said, "The reason why I give you such favor is not for the benefit. It's just that the county magistrate was inhumane and killed my son unjustly. I want revenge. Can you sympathize with me?" The young people knew what he meant. And I usually receive its benefits and agree to it. The brave one among them called himself Tiger and gathered several hundred people. He and Lu Mu went to the sea to gather the desperadoes, and there were several thousand people. Lu's mother claimed to be a general and used troops to conquer Haiqu. Catch the county magistrate. The soldiers all interceded for the county magistrate. Lu's mother said: "My son has committed a small crime and does not deserve to die, so just kill him."

If you deserve to die for murder, why do you ask for mercy? "So he slaughtered the county, sacrificed his head to his son's tomb, and returned to the sea. 3. Translation of Lu's mother's revenge in classical Chinese

In the first year of Tianfeng, there was a man named Lu in Langye Haiqu The son of his mother was a county official. He committed a minor crime and the county magistrate killed him.

Lu’s mother secretly gathered people to avenge her son’s death. She was rich and had millions of dollars in assets, so she made good wine and bought swords and clothes.

She lent it to the young people who came to ask for wine and saw that they were disheveled. They don’t care how much they wear.

After a few years, the money gradually ran out, and the young people wanted to repay her. Mother Lu cried and said, "The reason why I give you favors is not for benefits.

It’s just that the county magistrate was inhumane and killed my son unjustly. I want revenge. Can you sympathize with me? "The young people knew what he meant, and generally benefited from it, so they all agreed.

The brave one among them called himself a fierce tiger, so he gathered hundreds of people, and went to the sea with Lu Mu to summon the desperate people. There are thousands of people. Lu Mu claims that the general will attack Haiqu.

The soldiers all plead for the county magistrate.

Lu Mu said. Your son has committed a small crime and does not deserve to die, so you kill him. If you deserve to die for murder, why do you ask for mercy? "So he slaughtered the county, sacrificed his head to his son's tomb, and returned to the sea. 4. A long ancient poem about great revenge

1. Worry about the world's worries first, and then enjoy the world's happiness. Music.

2. Can draw an eagle bow like the full moon, look northwest, and shoot at the wolf.

3. Since ancient times, no one has died, leaving a loyal heart to illuminate history

4. To solve the affairs of the king and win the reputation both in life and in life.

5. An Neng bows down to serve the powerful, which makes me unhappy.

6. The old man is full of ambition. Thousands of miles away; the martyr's old age is full of ambition.

7. Sometimes, the wind and waves will blow, and the sail will sail across the sea.

8. The good wind will send me to the blue clouds. (Qing Dynasty? Cao Xueqin gt; )

9. I urge God to cheer up and send talents in any way.

10. Don’t let the mulberry trees fill the sky at night. /p>

11. If you have ambitions, you will only live a hundred years in vain.

12. Chang'an is filled with incense, and the whole city is filled with golden armor.

How about it. , not bad! 5. How to translate the full text of "Lu Mu's Revenge" in classical Chinese

Translation

In the first year of Tianfeng, there was a person named Lu Mu in Langye Haiqu, and her son was The county official committed a small crime, and the county magistrate killed him. Lu's mother secretly gathered people to avenge her son. Lu's mother had always been rich, with millions in assets, so she made a secret. Good wine, buy swords and clothes. If any young people come to ask for wine, they will lend it to them regardless of how much they wear. After a few years, the money will gradually run out, and the young people will repay the favor. She. Mother Lu cried and said, "The reason why I give you favors is not for benefits. It's just that the county magistrate was inhumane and killed my son unjustly. I want revenge. Can you sympathize with me? "The young people knew what he meant, and they all accepted its benefits. The brave ones among them called themselves tigers, and they gathered hundreds of people. They went to the sea with Lu Mu to gather the desperadoes, and there were thousands of them. Lu's mother claimed that the general would attack Haiqu and capture the county magistrate. The soldiers interceded for the county magistrate, saying, "My son has committed a minor crime and does not deserve to die. Just kill him." If you deserve to die for murder, why do you ask for mercy? "So he slaughtered the county, sacrificed his head to his son's tomb, and returned to the sea.

Original text

In the first year of Tianfeng, there was Lu's mother in Langya Haiqu. The son is a county official, and he is killed by the slaughter. Lu's mother complains about the murder, and gathers guests together to take revenge. Her mother's family is rich and has millions of assets. It makes wine and buys swords and clothes. They all gave it on credit, and those who thought they were in need would always buy fake clothes, no matter how old they were. When their wealth was slightly exhausted, the young man wanted to repay them.

Lu's mother wept and said, "Those who are kind to you do not seek profit, but act as county magistrates and are dishonest. They kill my son in vain and want to take revenge. You would rather mourn me!" The young man is strong in his ambition and has always been favored. , all promised. Among them, the brave men called themselves Tigers, and gathered together dozens of people. Because they went into the sea with Lu Mu, they joined forces to escape, and the number reached thousands. Lu's mother claimed to be a general, led troops to fight back, broke through Haiqu, and took charge of the county magistrate. All the officials kowtowed to invite the emperor. The mother said: "My son committed a small crime and did not deserve to die. He was killed by the slaughter. Why should he be killed if he deserves death?" Then he beheaded him, sacrificed his head to his son's grave, and returned it to the sea.

Notes

①Tianfeng: One of the reign names used by Wang Mang after he established the "new" dynasty.

②Mother Lu: Daughter, from Langya Haiqu (photo today), is a wealthy household with abundant property.

③Zai: official name, here refers to the county magistrate.

④酤: Buy wine.

⑤ Complain: Revenge.

⑥ Zhuang: admiration, praise.

⑦Fugitive: exile, escape (people).

⑧冢(zhǒng): grave.

⑨Red eyebrows, green calf, and bronze horse: the names of the peasant uprising army in the late Xinmang period.

Social background

In the late Western Han Dynasty, political corruption and class conflicts continued to intensify. At that time, due to the collusion between feudal bureaucrats, landlords, and businessmen, they accelerated land annexation and brutally exploited and oppressed the peasants and handicraftsmen, causing social contradictions and crises. Under such circumstances, the series of "restructurings" implemented by Wang Mang after he "usurped the Han Dynasty" more seriously damaged social productivity and the social economy, brought severe suffering to the people, and pushed the majority of peasants into unrest and despair. The dead end of legal life. Even rich families like Lu Mu, whose family had millions of assets, could not bear the harsh rule of the tiger, and finally revolted. 6. Once upon a time, there were two male and female pigeons in classical Chinese.

In the past, there were two male and female pigeons that sat in the same nest. When the autumn fruits were ripe, the nest was full of fruits.

Later, the number of fruit stems decreased and only half of the nest remained. The male and the female said: "You work hard to get the fruit, but you eat it alone, and only half of it is there."

The female pigeon replied: "If I don't eat alone, the fruit will be reduced." The male pigeon didn't believe it, and said it angrily. : "If you don't eat alone, why should it be reduced?" Even if you peck the female pigeon with your beak, it will be killed.

After a few days, it rained heavily, and the fruit was moistened and returned to its original state. When the male pigeon saw it, he felt remorseful: "It won't eat, so I killed it in vain."

Then it screamed sadly and called the female pigeon: "Where are you going!" Translation: There were two pigeons, male and female. Living together in the same nest. When the fruits are ripe in autumn, a nest full of them will be taken.

Later, the fruit shrank and became only half a nest. The male pigeon scolded the female pigeon: "I brought the fruit, you worked hard, and you ate it alone, only half of it was left."

The female pigeon replied: "I didn't eat it secretly, the fruit decreased by itself." The male pigeon didn't believe it and said angrily: "If you didn't eat it alone, how could it be reduced?" Then he pecked the female pigeon to death.

A few days later, it rained heavily, and the fruits got wet and returned to their original nest. When the male pigeon saw it, he began to regret: "She did not eat, I killed her by mistake."

Then he cried sadly and called the female pigeon: "Where have you been?" It means acting impulsively, blindly, and without reason. Jumping to conclusions often leads to big mistakes that cannot be made up for even if one regrets in the future. The source of "Hundred Parables" is called "Hundred Parables", which means that there are one hundred parable stories, but there are only ninety-eight parable stories in existence. There are two ways to say "hundred", one is an integer. The second is to add the introduction to the front volume and the insults at the end of the volume to make a hundred chapters.

The full text of "The Book of Hundred Parables" is more than 20,000 words, with a single structure. Each article adopts a two-step method. The first step is to tell a story, which is an introduction, and the second step is a metaphor to explain a Buddhist doctrine. . It was translated from Sanskrit into Chinese and has a history of more than 1,500 years.

As soon as this sutra was circulated, it was welcomed by readers. "The Book of One Hundred Parables", formerly titled "The Book of One Hundred Parables", consists of four volumes (or five volumes). It is a work that uses allegories to illustrate teachings.

This book was collected by the Indian Sangha Sena in the fifth century. At the end of the book there are six verses from the author's postscript.

The postscript of the poem says: "The Venerable Sangha Sena composed "The Chihua Garland"." "Chihua Garland" should be the original title of this book.

There are more than 300 words in sequence before the first metaphor in the Song, Yuan and Ming Dynasty Tibetan editions. It says that the Buddha preached this sutra to five hundred people of different schools of Brahma in the Magpie Feng Bamboo Garden in Rajagaha City, and chanted it with Sangha Sina. The discrepancy is obviously added by later generations. This book was written at a time when Indian fable literature was at its peak, and when the famous Panchatantra (a collection of Sanskrit fables written by Brahmin scholars to teach noble children) was popular. It can be said to be a timely work, but in In India, no Sanskrit version of it has been found until now.

The translator of this book is Qiu Napidhi, a Chinese Indian and a disciple of Sanghasna. He is intelligent and has a strong memory, and can recite more than 100,000 words of Mahayana and Mahayana sutras.

He recited all the hundreds of similes collected by Sangha Sena and understood their meaning deeply. He came to Jianye in the early Jianyuan period of the Southern Qi Dynasty (479) and lived in Biliye Temple. On September 10, the tenth year of Yongming (492), he translated this book. "Sutra" in one volume each. Later, he took photos of his disciples at Zhiguan Temple in Jianye and became very famous. In the second year of Zhongxing (502), he stayed at Zhiguan Temple.

This book belongs to the category of metaphors among the twelve classics. Each chapter is composed of metaphors and methods. A metaphor is a short fable, and a dharma is the teaching shown in this fable.

These fables mainly describe humorous and ridiculous things. They are very ironic and can also be used as jokes. Sangha Sina said in the postscript: This book uses a joking method to explain the Buddha's teachings, such as using bitter medicine and stone honey. Although the taste of honey is lost, it is mainly used to cure diseases.

Tell a joke first and then talk about Buddhism, such as taking medicine by spitting it out first, and then moisturizing the body with cake. The joke contains Buddhist teachings, such as leaves wrapped in Agatha medicine. I hope readers will only take the Agatha medicine of Buddhism and abandon the leaves of laughter.

However, the fables described in each chapter of this sutra may have been spread among the people in the past and later adopted by Buddhist scholars. The extant parable scriptures in the Chinese Tripitaka include, in addition to this book, one volume of the Dao-lue collection "Miscellaneous Parity Sutra", translated by Yao Qin Kumarajiva, and the Dao-lue collection "Zhongjing Zhongshuan Miscellaneous Parables" in two volumes, etc.

The metaphors in this book about curing whiplash, the snake's head and tail fighting in front, the metaphor about trampling on the elder's mouth, and the metaphor about robbing and dividing wealth are just like the 23rd and 23rd chapters in the "Miscellaneous Parables Sutra". Twenty-five, fourteen, and sixteen are equivalent metaphors. Also, the metaphor of a fool gathering cow's milk and the metaphor of seeing a golden shadow under water are similar to the sixth and forty-two metaphors in "Zhongjing Compilation of Miscellaneous Parables".

They may have some relationship in origin. But from a structural point of view, the rest of the Parables are not as neat as those described in this book.

The content of this book, among the four volumes, is the twenty-one parables in the first volume, the twenty parables in the second volume, the twenty-four parables in the third volume, and the thirty-three parables in the fourth volume, ** *Ninety-eight metaphors. The name "Hundred Metaphors" should be used to refer to a large number of them.

To sum up the meaning of each metaphor, it can be divided into three categories: 1. Among them, there are ten kinds that can cure troubles: (1) those that treat greed, there are the 16th sugarcane metaphor, the 17th metaphor There are seven metaphors, including the metaphor of a debt with half a penny. (2) To cure anger, there are four metaphors, including the metaphor of the thirteenth saying that people like to be angry, and the metaphor of the forty-eighth wild stems as broken branches. (3) To cure ignorance, There are nineteen metaphors including the eighth mountain Qiang stealing official treasury, the ninth lamenting the father's virtues, and other nineteen metaphors. (4) To deal with slowness, there are four metaphors such as the twenty-eighth metaphor of women's trade and the forty-third metaphor of grinding a big stone. , (5) To cure doubts, there are the 26th Parable of the King's Eyes, the 70th Parable of the Fruit of Taste the Temple, and (6) to cure the body's view, there are the 30th Parable of the Shepherd and the 70th Parable of the Shepherd. There are four metaphors, including the metaphor of the thirty-five precious baskets and mirrors. (7) To treat side views, there are two metaphors: the 61st metaphor of the cause of creation by Brahma disciples and the 62nd metaphor of a patient eating pheasant meat. (8) To cure wrong views. There are the fifty-eighth metaphor of two sons dividing wealth, the ninety-fourth metaphor of Mani water sinus and two metaphors, (9) the antidote, the fourth metaphor of a woman pretending to be dead, the fifth metaphor of seeing water when thirsty, etc. Three metaphors, (10) are used to treat abstinence and prohibition, including the first metaphor of a fool eating salt, the twelfth metaphor of boiling black stone and honey, and other eight metaphors.

2. Among them, there are four types of metaphors that deal with evil deeds: (1) To deal with stinginess, there are four metaphors such as the second parable of the milk of fools and the parable of sixty-five and five hundred happy pills. (2) To deal with those who violate the precepts, There are eighteen metaphors such as the sixth son's death wish to stop at home, the fourteenth metaphor of killing the merchant to worship heaven, etc. (3) To deal with evil destiny, there are the third metaphor of breaking the head with a pear, the seventh metaphor of recognizing someone as a brother, etc. Seven metaphors: (4) To treat laziness, there are five metaphors, including the fifteenth metaphor of the doctor and the queen's medicine, and the forty-seventh metaphor of the poor man making mandarin ducks.

3. Among them, there are two types of those who explain the meaning of Dharma: (1) those who explain the meaning of emptiness, such as the 49th child who strives to distinguish hairy metaphors, the 52nd Jier who makes music metaphors, etc. 7. Cat's Revenge Classical Chinese Translation Ji Yun

My house was plagued by rats, so I asked for help from others and got a cat.

The Lord is tall and tall, with sharp claws and teeth. I secretly think that there is no need to worry about the rat plague anymore.

Because it is not yet tamed, (it is) tied with a rope and waited (for it to tame), waiting for it to tame. When the rats heard its voice, they all peeped at it, looking like a capable fellow. They were afraid that it would eat them, so they held their breath and did not dare to come out of the hole for more than a month.

Later, when it was tamed, the rope that bound it was removed. Just in time to see the hatched chick, the cat suddenly jumped up and grabbed it. By the time the servant caught up with it, the cat had already swallowed the chick.

The servant wanted to catch it and beat it, but I said, "No! A capable person must have a shortcoming. It eats chickens. This is its shortcoming. Doesn't it have the ability to catch mice?" So I let it go. . After that, it just acted cautiously and leisurely, eating and playing when it was hungry and doing nothing.

The mice peeped again, thinking that it was hiding its true identity from them, so they still held their breath and hid without daring to come out of the hole. Later, the more the mouse peered into the cave, the more he felt that there was nothing unusual, so he went from cave to cave and told him: "It has nothing to do."

Then he came out with everyone and ran rampant as before. I was very surprised, but another chick passed by the hall, and (the cat) immediately went over to catch it and ran away.

(Servant) chased, but had already bitten half of it. My servant grabbed it and came to (mine) and scolded it: "God created talents who are not all-powerful. Those who have abilities must have shortcomings.

Regardless of shortcomings, there are still abilities that can be used. Ah. Now you have no ability to catch mice, but you have the problem of eating chickens. You are really a waste of the world!" Then he whipped it and drove it away. 8. Describes a person with a bad heart, a strong desire for revenge, and a disdain for others' good deeds

Jealousy and jealousy of talents, one's heart is like a snake and a scorpion

One's hatred must be retaliated [yá zì bì bào]

Vocabulary book

Basic definition and detailed definition

睚禦: to stare when angry, also refers to the smallest amount of hatred. Even a small grudge like a glare needs to be retaliated. A metaphor for being extremely narrow-minded.

Derogatory meaning

Source

"On Lu Huiqing" by Su Zhe of the Song Dynasty: "His fierceness and forbearance are like vipers; if he is used again, he will be punished. ”

Example

He is too worldly, has a bad temper, and loves to curse. No one wants to make friends with him.

Near antonyms

Synonyms Small tripe chicken intestines Money must be compared Chicken intestines small tripe

Antonyms Don’t remember old evils Be generous and tolerant