Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Ask for a few hilarious jokes, not too many. . . But it must be funny.

Ask for a few hilarious jokes, not too many. . . But it must be funny.

You can try calling a member of the opposite sex and saying, "Actually. . . "Then pause for a while, and then say," Forget it, it's okay, go to bed early. " . And then I hung up. This person will struggle all night, if you don't believe me, you can try. .

Halfway through the movie at the cinema that night, a staff member went to the front and shouted, which eldest brother brought someone else's daughter-in-law to see the movie? I opened the exit door. Let's go. My husband found him at the door. He was desperate! Fusang, walked more than half. ...

It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to expect someone to fall in love with you.

There is a beautiful new colleague in the office, and the whole male colleague seems to suddenly start to love cleanliness. They don't wear slippers to work, and the table is polished. Speaking of that kind of gentleman's humor ... I heard that they have had boyfriends for a few days ... Everyone finally got back on track.

It is said that there is a couplet that can summarize the chat process of two people who have not been in contact for a long time on Q. Part I: Are you there? What are you doing? How's it going? Bottom line: Well, I'm fine. What about you? Horizontal batch: Hehe.

When I got home, I saw my daughter-in-law sitting on the treadmill watching TV. I asked her what you were doing there. She gave a mysterious hiss and said, keep your voice down. I am cheating on my fat.

Suddenly I feel that disappearing from one's life is as easy as quitting the group or paying attention. . .

Last night, at 9 o'clock in the community square. The child Ma Ma wants to take her home to sleep, and the child wants to play outside. Mom said she was scared alone ... Then, the little girl came to hug me and said, "Uncle, go sleep with my mother!" " The girl has been sensible since she was a child.

When I went out wearing a flowered skirt, I saw that the little girl's skirt was blown up. I saw her underwear and was so scared that I quickly went back and changed it into a beautiful flowered underwear before going out ~

Among cannibals, a father and son caught a man exploring the island. The father said, "Son, kill the prey. Dad is hungry! " "Some strange sons asked weakly," But where did you intercept him? " The father put a knife in the man's chest and patiently taught his son, "The most important thing is to be happy! "