Ji Xiaolan's dialogue with He and He _ is wonderful everywhere. Which words do you like best?

Recently, a clip from Ji Xiaolan with Iron Teeth and Copper Teeth was pulled out and re-watched. He Shen and Ji Xiaolan debated the way of officialdom through disaster relief. Who really benefits the people, honest officials or corrupt officials? The classic dialogue between He Shen and Ji Xiaolan, which I thought was full of fart at first, can't be refuted now! I spit out a bunch of bad movies, and suddenly I felt that the previous TV series was really good-looking, and if nothing else, the lines were meticulous!

There is an online legend about unofficial history, who said that He Shen put a handful of sand in his porridge when he went to the disaster relief. He said that only the real victims would eat this kind of porridge. Do you think He Shen's story is truth or sophistry?

Then the question comes. If you are a starving victim and the central government sends an imperial envoy to help the disaster, do you want a catty of grain to become a big corrupt official and gentry with three catties of bran, or a big upright official Ji Xiaolan who doesn't even know what Guanyin soil is?

He Shen tricked Ji Xiaolan into prison, and then brought a bottle of good wine to "have a long talk" with Ji Xiaolan. Ji Xiaolan, of course, knew the purpose of He Shen's visit, and was not afraid of poisoning the wine (in fact, He Shen wouldn't poison it), so he drank his first cup.

let's watch the classic dialogue between them again.

and: In the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao talked about heroes by cooking wine. He said to Liu Bei, "Heroes in the world only make the monarch and fuck his ears." Tonight, I feel the same way with someone!

Ji: and your honor, can a big traitor and a big good be juxtaposed? Hey, are you praising me or hurting me?

and: be kind, be loyal to me, be honest and greedy, be virtuous and be evil. All right? You have taken up all the fame in the world, and I have taken up all the notoriety in the world. Then why don't you and I have a drink?

Ji: Ok, have a drink. And adults, let's get down to business.

Ji: The corrupt officials in Yancheng changed the food eaten by people into bran and forage eaten by animals. Do you know about this?

and: I know.

Ji: aren't adults ashamed of that?

and: I'm so glad!

Ji: why?

and: Mr. Ji didn't know that this catty of food can be exchanged for three catties of bran. This is equivalent to the food that could have saved one person, and now it can save three people!

Ji: But bran is for animals, not people!

and: Oh, are the victims still human?

and: oh, don't stare so big! Do you know that people who are going to starve to death are no longer people! That's an animal. As long as it can live, what bran is there? That is good stuff! Grass roots, bark and soil can all be eaten.

Ji: It's really shocking that this statement comes from the mouth of an open and adult!

and: of course you are shocked. You are a scholar. You will only be in the study, holding a sage book and cursing the incumbent.

Ji: when the court is unfair, you should criticize yourself.

and: why are you so angry? come on, drink, drink.

Ji: drink ... drink.

and: Ji's adult, have you ever seen anyone who eats Guanyin soil and swells to death?

Ji: what is Guanyin soil?

and: look, you don't know. Let me ask you again, have you ever seen all the bark of trees being chewed up in this thousand-mile plain?

and: Yi Zi Yi Shi, of course you've heard of it. It's just four words in the history books. I've seen it with my own eyes. It's for children to eat. Hehe, that's a pile of meat in the pot!

Ji: you?

and: you think I have no humanity, don't you? You think I only know how to make money, don't you? I have been to the disaster area myself, and my heart is cold when I get there. Only then did I know that no matter how much food the imperial court distributed for disaster relief, it would never be enough! If I don't try to be flexible, what you see in the disaster area is not the victims, but the bones!

Ji: well, the food for disaster relief is not enough. You can ask the court for another appropriation!

and: the imperial court? Do you know how much money is left in the national treasury? You don't know. You have no idea. Do you know that the national treasury is an empty shell now?

Ji: However, the imperial court still gave out relief food. I looked at their account books, and all the relief food went into this big boss Xue's bank.

and: I can't say that. Boss Xue is a man with miraculous powers. Only when a penny goes in and a penny goes out can I have enough money to help the victims!

Ji: I've read their books. All the officials, big and small, are embezzling the food for disaster relief.

and: save the people and save the officials first! If officials can't live, what people can they save?

Ji: ridiculous!

and: this is a fact! Who will give them relief food for the thousands of victims in Qian Qian? Do you send it, or do I send it? Don't you have to rely on those officials, big and small? Huh? Feed them, and they will work hard for me!

Ji: It's really a fallacy! Corruption and bribery actually have a big reason?

In this debate about greed, Heshen talked and laughed all over the room, while Ji Xiaolan was basically surprised, frowning and shaking his head. It can be said that Heshen completely defeated Ji Xiaolan. Why can't Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth argue with the gentry? As we all know, He Shen is absurd, absurd and inhuman, but when we think about it carefully, every sentence is reasonable and reflects the reality. And Ji Xiaolan, although the truth is right, is more like a keyboard man who points the way. He doesn't know how miserable the actual situation of the victims is, nor how to mobilize the execution of the following officials, nor do he know the reality of the state treasury. He only knows that officials can't be greedy and ask the court for more money for disaster relief. To paraphrase an old saying, Ji Xiaolan is an idealist and He Shen is a realist. The ideal is beautiful and the reality is really cruel.