50 shocking jokes

2) If you dare to find your sister outside, I'll find you a big brother.

3) If you love me, you will "explode" me.

4) At that time, my little brain had an epiphany, and with a bang, I lent him another 10,000.

If you don't give me my money back, I'll make you kneel this year.

6) If you want to be handsome, you have to have long hair. -Li Yong said.

7) Look at the gestures, 1, 2, 3, spit.

8) Thanks to mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.

9) I can't change rooms without a wife.

10) There is no such price in Africa!

1 1) My scarf is so thin ~

12) how can people not be stabbed when they are floating in the Jianghu? Men will be kicked sooner or later if they don't learn well!

13) You seem to have someone outside. I, at first glance, was in debt outside.

14) When you were happy, I turned and left. When you are unhappy, I will appear at any time.

15) Brother, you are not stupid, you are an idiot.

16) man, black eyes and red heart. But the eyes turned black and there was a red heart. "

On the other side of Hanshan, he and I are in Bai Yunsheng. We thought the prince would meet the princess. It was a dinosaur who saw the frog. When the moon is bright, we look up and ask ourselves how much sadness you can have, just like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

18) A harmonious society pays attention to the determination of eggs.

19) wasted my furtive face.

20) With this money, the father relies on it to support the elderly, the mother relies on it for social security, the son relies on it for the college entrance examination, and the whole family relies on it for food and clothing. If it is lost, the father can't support the elderly, the mother can't provide social security, the son can't take the college entrance examination, and the whole family can't eat and wear. I have to get up early, drag my feet, suck milk and squeeze the grass like an ox.

22) Don't squeeze our grandson like a "grandson".

24) All the virtues and filial piety in the League are the first, and they often go home to see; Part II: Take a walk * *, the head of all evil.

25) Sister Lexus said to Dong Qing, "Tuo, you are more experienced than me."

26) Words 26, 45 and 78 are omitted here when passing through the cornfield. . . . ,

27) I find a boyfriend with a house, and you find a mother-in-law who doesn't want a house!

28) On one occasion, four landlords went out with two kings.

This is not an apple, but mine.

30) If you don't manage your money, money will ignore you.

3 1) the third joy! I want to divorce my beloved wife!

32) This year is the Year of the Rabbit. There are three caves of cunning rabbits, and we still need one set!

33) Is this the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau or the basin?

34) I wish everyone the money in their pockets is like my wife's belly!

35) eat milk and squeeze grass.

36) You are more talented than me, only one!

37) I don't want to buy a house, I'll buy it if I want ~ ~ ~

38) When two tigers compete, there will be injuries. She is a tigress.

39) What does a husband do? The husband is just fooling his wife.

40) We elegant people don't watch it, it's too vulgar!

4 1) I admit that I am a fool, but I am glad to have a big fool! !

42) Economic problems are followed by style problems.

43) Divorce, pear biting, flash marriage and thunder, trial marriage of persimmons and hidden marriage of teeth.

44) A house is not a home, but there is a home with love.

45) It is better to have a good wife than a good house.

Apple peel can't tell a man from a woman.

47) The price of pigs has gone up, and I am valuable.

48) If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

49) rhubarb, I despise you.

50) Put down a hook, hang up a hook, let out an electricity, and get electrocuted.

1 Look at your appearance, you are too arbitrary.

That's not as good as your looks. You look terrible now.

A tailor who doesn't want to be a chef will never be a good driver.

She dares to steal money today and others tomorrow, which is a one-stop operation.

What the old man sings is not a song, but loneliness.

Don't worship me, I'm just a legend.

My mother asked me to go home and steal vegetables.

At best, I am a descendant of Lei Feng. From now on, you can call me Ren Lei.

Where is the 9 post? Prepare for boarding tomorrow.

10 If you always pull your ears, you can pull your hair. (Note: Guo is bald)

1 1 A word can achieve a career, a word can do bad things, and a word can create a harmonious society.

12 How about a little sunshine in my heart?

13 If you use a lie to verify a lie, you will definitely get a lie.

You're over 14. Have you considered what to do with more than 500?

15 is similar to rice, parallel imports.

16 now H 1N 1 virus can mutate, and it is not unusual for people to grow up like this, indicating that the species of animals in the world are decreasing day by day, while the species of people are increasing day by day.

Do you think my eyes are like Sun Honglei's and my mouth is? I am the son of Ping Cui and Yu Zecheng.

18 Your father is still lurking there. How did you expose yourself so quickly?

19 I'll answer you with a sentence from my father's colleague.

Angels are different from angels. The other angels came with their feet first, and they landed first.

2 1 I advise you, don't hang yourself on another tree, try again on the next tree.

There was a strong protest that the TV series was interrupted during the advertising period.

Not acceptable, at least tolerable.

There hasn't been a mouse at home since I hung this photo of her. When the mouse looked at the little eye, it recognized its relatives!

Daughter-in-law is not at home, and her personality is not very strong. I must be a little confused about your whole behavior.

In the spring morning, I wake up easily, and you don't take a shower when you sleep. But now I still remember that night, that storm, and I smell my feet every day.

How classic it is now and how thrilling it was before.

This feeling is amazing. Holding you is like holding someone else's wife.

At that moment, she was not alone in flying a plane.

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

3 1 is fake.

Don't cause a bloody case for a steamed stuffed bun.

"Were you afraid when you gave money just now?" "Not afraid" and "nervous?" "Not nervous" "What a wicked person!"

I think your menopause is not only advanced, but also accelerated.

How can a policeman have change on him?

36 arrest people and bring their families!

Comrade police, thank you for giving me a chance to enter the public security bureau.

It is true that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the generation is longer than the generation.

39 "Hit sogou on the computer, and then you two come out." "What, what do you mean, sogou found us?"

"No, just search you two in the way of sogou."

No, uncle, the light in this room is a little dim. Let's turn on the light. "Mountain cannon, is your lens covered?"

4 1 Give me a look at him. I'm still looking at you, so you're still my grandson.

Farming together, two partnerships, except my wife, regardless of you and me.

"I want money and face" and "I want a wife"

I'm still happy. I promise not to cry.

Why are you yelling? He has good ears and is deaf.

46 live.

47 "What do you think of the donation from your in-laws?" "What do you think? "

48 "Do you think your in-laws are great now?" "It's great. I'm in awe."

49 "How do you evaluate your in-laws?" "He is like Sanmao, Nezha and King Kong Huluwa."

"Why is he a child?" "My Lord, who can do this?"

I was destined to be with widows all my life.

5 1 "Why didn't you report me?" "How old are you? Do you want me to hug you? "

This is a green leaf, isn't it a rotten leaf?

Your eyes betray your heart, and your eyebrows betray your eyes.

You think it doesn't matter? Do you really think it doesn't matter Do you really really think it doesn't matter?

Really, is this true? You really can't stand it, but what does it have to do with me?

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