Want a joke that will definitely make your girlfriend laugh?

It is said that there are four soldiers on a plane to perform a task. On the way, except for the pilot, the plane broke down and there were only three parachutes left.

Soldier A said: I am the chief, and I should have one. If any of you can answer my question, give one to him.

Xiao B: How many suns are there in the sky?

Xiao B: One.

a: good answer. here you are. Xiao Bing, how many moons are there in the sky?

c: one.

a: good answer. here you are. Xiaoding, how many stars are there in the sky?

ding is speechless. Fortunately, there was no accident on this plane.

once again, the same problem occurred.

a; We still do it the old way. Small b, our army hundred regiments battle * * * someone to attend?

b: there are more than one million!

a, good answer. here's one for you. Xiao Bing, how many people were killed or injured?

c: hundreds of thousands of casualties.

a: the answer is ok. here is one for you. Xiaoding, who are they?

Ding is speechless again. Lucky this time, too. They are safe again.

on the third mission, the plane broke down again.

This time, soldier A said: Xiaoding ...

Before he finished, Xiaoding jumped ...

A; Comrade Xiaoding is really impatient, and he is going to say that I brought four parachutes today, so he jumped. Oh, what a pity.