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Talking about friends circle in hot weather
Talking about Friends Circle in Hot Weather With the rapid development of social networking platforms such as WeChat, Weibo and QQ, more and more people are keen to publish stories to share happiness and vent their sadness. Then the problem is coming. What is the meaning of low-key luxury? The following is a small series of hot days to talk about friends, welcome to share. 1, the weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen. 2. If you are invited out for dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and we are talking about lifelong events! It's so hot that all the beggars who are kneeling and writing chalk and pretending to be sick are gone. I haven't walked for a long time. On such a perfect morning, I suddenly found that people and things around me were perfect. I like the smell of summer breeze. The smell spread all over the streets. At least there is a summer to look forward to. 6. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner. 7. There is not a cloud in the sky. There is no wind in the scorching sun overhead. All the trees stood there listlessly. It's so sultry that I can't breathe. 9. Hot weather makes people fidgety, and sudden rainstorm always makes people fidgety. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you get restless. 10, freedom depends not on charity from others, but on self-pursuit. 1 1, it took an hour to make up, and I opened the door without makeup. 12. In summer, poisonous and hot sunshine erodes unhealed wounds. 13, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will heat up. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you. 14, you can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard. 15, this summer, is it going to kill me! 16, my sister's hair cut my face on the bus. 17, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day! 18, starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog! 19, I admire myself so much, sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror. 20. In the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, ripe ears of grain were so hot that they bent down and bowed their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore. 2 1, the weather is as hot as a joke, and the days are like nonsense. Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk. 23, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles! 24. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan! 25. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer. It's too hot for people to breathe. Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk. 27. The sultry night in sleep makes people think it will be summer, but the past calendar tells us that it is still spring. 28. I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain taught me to swim. 29. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death! 30. The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on. 3 1, the midsummer sunshine is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street. 32. In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes. 33. Spring goes with the falling flowers, and the green leaves covered in summer jump in the warm wind. 34. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings. 35. I can put on my clothes after washing them. 36. My shoes are still stuck on the asphalt. 37. In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while. When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless. 39. You can't live without chilled watermelons in summer, just as you can't live without me. 40, untimely wake up, it began to rain outside the window. 4 1, the high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently! 42. In summer, we will eventually die of heat. 43. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. I'm just a handful of cumin from the barbecue. 44. African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation. Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk. 46. Grass reeds and red, white and purple wildflowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath. 47. I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money and fell asleep before I picked it up. It hurts when I look at it. 48. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing. 49. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen. 50. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death! 5 1, it's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket. 52. I am as anxious as a child, looking forward to the summer wind, but I am afraid that summer is not as perfect as I imagined. 53. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing. 54. There is really little information in two sentences, three sentences and four sentences are just right, ten sentences and eight sentences are too noisy, and more will become trouble. This message is just right, and three words of blessing are put together: autumn leaves fall, good health, wonderful health. 55. The clods on the ground were scorched by the sun, and several dark brown crickets jumped around like springs. 56. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense. Recently, people all over the country are mourning for a guy named Hot. No one has seen him, but everyone knows it's so hot! 58. Sorrow: It describes the intense sunshine in summer, which means the heat is unbearable. Example: "The scorching sun scorches people, but the rice seedlings are half burnt. 59. In this weather, all the people who come out to play are anti-Japanese heroes. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard. 6 1, "In midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings. "62. Life is full of hardships, and friends will always be with you. Peace is happiness. I wish you a speedy recovery, a good mood every day and a good dream every night. I will stay with you in my dream until dawn. I almost died in the sun. The sun was so warm that your mother didn't ask you to go home for dinner. Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig. 65. Don't wait for everyone to say you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly. 66. The heat won't stop! It's so hot that it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat it with a ticket! 68. Holding your favorite clothes and blowing the morning breeze that is about to enter summer is a little hot but just right. 69. Life is full of hardships, friends are with you, and peace is a blessing. I wish you a speedy recovery, a good mood every day and a good dream every night. I will always be with you in my dream until dawn! 70. Standing at the fork in the road, waiting for the arrival of the green light, the red light has been on, and there is no sign of yellow light. 7 1, it's so hot, it's more comfortable to see you than to dig a watermelon and eat with a ticket! 72. Sorrow: It means intense sunshine in summer, which means extreme heat. Example: "The scorching sun scorches people, but the rice seedlings are half burnt. "73, the sky is dry, the fire is careful, the mood is agitated, and strangers should not be close! 74. The clods on the ground were scorched by the sun, and several dark brown crickets jumped around like springs. 75. heat: extremely hot. Example: "The hot sun scorched the sand and stones in the ground. "Excessive dryness: hot and dry, hot and dry. 76. At present, all the people who go out are "anti-Japanese heroes". They often walk in the street, how can they not get wet? In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops. 78. Extremely hot: extremely hot. Example: "The tropical climate is very hot during the day and not cool at night. 79. scorching sun: describes the strong sunshine in summer. It can also be called "scorching sun". Example: "The scorching sun is like fire. 80. Hot weather is annoying, and sudden rainstorm is always annoying. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you will feel annoyed. 8 1, I don't want to go out, it's hot. 82. It's unbearably hot ― it's Fahrenheit in the shadow of cactus. 83. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing. 85. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops! 86. There are no people touching porcelain on the road. It is said that a guy wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lay down, he jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit. 87. I want to walk under the banyan tree in the playground with an umbrella in the rainstorm and wear shoes. 88. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense. 89. I just met a stranger in the street and suddenly became an acquaintance! 90. In this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death! 9 1, I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself! 92. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense. 93. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops! 94. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog! 95. scorching sun: describes the strong sunshine in summer. It can also be called "scorching sun". Example: "The scorching sun burns people like fire". 96, the worst summer in the history of unscrupulous spit! Little buddy, are you greasy? 97. The weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature has been very high. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a summer gift. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know what I think. The gift is a mosquito, don't be too moved! 98. Grass reeds and red, white and purple wildflowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath. 99. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that a beautiful promise was too young. 100, everyone is an "acquaintance" and Lori has become a "mature woman". 10 1. Lori became a "mature woman" in this weather. 102, hot weather makes people irritable, and sudden rainstorm always makes people irritable. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you will be annoyed. 103, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy! 104, don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees. 105, inviting you out for dinner in this weather must be a life-and-death relationship, and the discussion must be a lifelong event. 106, my body is dying of heat in Chongqing, and my soul will be with you. 107, the sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street. 108, spring has passed, but the summer I expected has not arrived yet. 109, all cooked pork belly, but self-salted. Freedom is not given by others, but pursued by oneself. 1 1 1. The sunshine in midsummer is really like being dipped in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street. 1 12, in midsummer, it's so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if afraid that the sun will burn their wings. 1 13, it's too hot to stop. 1 14, it is said that Wuhan is a furnace in summer, and it is only after you go that you really experience the taste of "Regan Noodles". 1 15, the scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, so hot that people can hardly breathe. 1 16, the clods on the ground are boiling hot, and several dark brown crickets jump around like springs. 1 17, Tie Guai Li: Everything I sell in this gourd is essential balm. Anyone who puts it on feels good. 1 18, I don't want to go out, it's hot. 1 19. No matter how hot it is at night, I will cover myself with a quilt. Maybe it will make me feel safe. /kloc-The weather in October and July makes people sweat. 12 1, I drank to drown my pain, but this damn pain learned to swim. 122, at this moment, I found that "stay where you are" is really not a curse. This is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love. 123, the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, ripe ears of grain were so hot that they bent down and bowed their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore. 124, I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital. 125, I'm curious about those friends who "go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours". How do you do it? Why do I sweat for four hours a day? 126, I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them. 127, I admire myself so much that I sometimes kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror. 128, in midsummer, it was so hot that even dragonflies dared to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings. 129, the weather is so sultry that I can't breathe. 130, in the summer when we will eventually die of heat! 13 1. Grass reeds and red, white and purple wild flowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath. 132, and the refreshing evening breeze, write down expectations and expectations in words and tell yourself that if you don't forget it, there will be repercussions. 133, the worst summer in the history of unscrupulous spit! Are you greasy, little friend? 134. On a cold night in winter, I thought spring would be full of vitality, but all kinds of trivial things, too many unexpected things, make people nervous. 135 In July, the sun hung in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace. 136, the clods on the ground were scorched by the sun, and several dark brown crickets were jumping around like springs.
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