Misspelled jokes and couplets

Just because of poor education,

If the pipa can bear fruit,

The flute in the city is blooming.

Analysis:

The story of "loquat is not this pipa";

During the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, there were three good friends: one was Yuan Taichong, the other was Mo and the other was Tu Chishui. One day, Mo went to visit Yuan Taichong and saw a gift card on the table of Yuan Taichong's living room, which read: "Four catties of pipa"; But the real thing is loquat. Then the host and guests began to laugh. At this time, Tu Chishui came. What a coincidence. After learning the reason, he couldn't help laughing and chanting-

Loquat is not this kind of pipa,

Before Tu Chishui recited it, Yuan Taichong went down the road-

Just because the cultural level was poor.

Mo Hanting is certainly not to be outdone-

If the pipa can bear fruit,

The flute in the city is blooming.

In this way, in a blink of an eye, Tu, Yuan and Mo joined forces effortlessly in talking and laughing: they not only pointed out the mistakes in the shopping card, but also pointed out the reasons for their mistakes; At the same time, it was funny to satirize "Mr. Bai's character"-it was really fun! (See Feng Menglong's Ancient and Modern Talks)