Tik Tok drinking classic quotations Tik Tok drinking jokes.

In daily study, work and life, people often come into contact with quotations, which are generally used in formal style and refer to a person's speech record. Then the question is, what kind of quotations are classics? The following is my collection of Tik Tok's classic drinking quotations and Tik Tok's drinking jokes, hoping to help everyone.

Tik Tok classic drinking quotations Tik Tok drinking jokes 1 1, a glass of wine respects the past, the past does not look back, and the future will not.

If you can't reach the food, stand up.

3. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

4, the years are still long, you are kind-hearted, and eventually someone will accompany you to ride and drink.

I want to stay with you for a long time, but I drink flowers here. If I can wake up from it, will you wish me a good dream?

6. You can't finish drinking, but you can't stop talking, tell your heart and share the ups and downs of life.

7, the lady advised: excited heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, the leader did not drink me ugly.

8. You'd better not mess with the girl, because she has a group of difficult girlfriends.

9, well, smoking for the first time, a little choking; It's a little spicy for the first time; It hurts to love someone for the first time. This cigarette, this wine, this person is unforgettable.

10, if you don't drink, who will I drink this table for?

1 1, don't drink alone, it hurts your stomach, don't smoke alone, it hurts your lungs, don't wait for him, it hurts.

12, drinking at the age of 20, and becoming close friends with wine, the wine of the career is more to cope with, and it is difficult to drink by myself. More entertainment, the work at one end of the glass is finished, and the glass shrinks at once.

13, I like the feeling of having a long talk with my girlfriends, sleeping together and drinking together at night.

14, never liked the taste of wine, but always drank unconscious!

15, heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

16, leave the wine in your stomach if you want to get drunk; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

17, can drink or not lose, leading secretary.

18, wine is the essence of grain, and the more you drink, the younger you become. It's a sin to drink or not.

19, I have been brave for too long and decided to live alone for you.

20. In the eyes of others, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.

2 1, drink and run, it's still early for promotion.

22, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

23. We quarreled and rolled over, but we never touched each other. It is my greatest honor to know you.

24. It's hard to buy a good time of 1000 yuan. Spring night is only worth a thousand dollars in an instant.

25, can drink white wine and beer, so the cadres should be transferred!

26, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

27, will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate!

28, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then it is not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

29, a little happy, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

30, leisurely, red wine beauty, wine fragrance with endless drunkenness, drunk but not drunk.

3 1, he doesn't like my drinking. After that, I swear I won't drink again.

32, drink some wine, don't try to be brave, I'll hold the wall after drinking.

33. One cries and one laughs. One drinks and one makes trouble.

34. In late autumn, grapes are sweet and birds are flying in the blue sky and white clouds. Under the grape trellis in front of the lovers' flowers, the lotus pond expresses its feelings in the moonlight. Raise a glass and drink grape nectar, and promise each other for a hundred years.

35. True love means not liking each other, but never leaving.

36, you are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

37. Alcohol won't deceive people, but it will hurt people.

38. If you drink today, you will be drunk today. Don't be too tired in life!

39. It's nice to meet the most obscene you at the best time!

40, wine is a good thing, you and I are not.

4 1, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking now, one for you and one for me? Who's afraid of drinking now?

42. Bai Di Caiyun, who resigned, has nothing to do.

43. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

44. Being with you, even other things. Envy between lovers; With you, life becomes comfortable, cozy and cozy.

45. She is the foster mother of my future child, and if possible, she will be the mother-in-law or mother-in-law of the future child.

Tik Tok classic drinking quotations Tik Tok drinking jokes 2 1. I don't want to drink any more I can't sleep well when I'm drunk anyway. I don't like you anymore, and I can't change your love for me anyway.

2. Take a bath and respect yourself. Time is running out. Let's drink to the rest of our lives.

When I am old, we are still best friends, even though we haven't seen each other for a long time.

4. Breakfast porridge is better than evening wine, but I don't have breakfast porridge, only evening wine.

Sometimes, I don't expect someone who can drink to accompany me. If someone can accompany me, even if I don't say a word.

6, wine tasting, beer drinking, Jiujiang full, pastoral pure bottom.

7, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

8. Show your skill in times of crisis. My sister drinks a glass of Song He wine for my brother.

9, running things, squeezing the elevator, you can brag in three or two.

10, if the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

1 1. Ms. clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me. How many do you say?

12, you pay, I die, and drinking together becomes a mental illness. You buy wine, I buy wine, and after drinking, we cry together into dogs. One for you and one for me. Let's dance after drinking.

13, every bosom friend has thousands of cups. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

14, we are close friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses of wine first.

15, to your carelessness and to my self-love.

16, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

17. Tonight, my good sister will pay for all the audience.

18, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, one catty of wall support, I won't go.

19, as long as brothers have feelings, everything in the cup is wine.

20. Wine makes a hero and refuses to accept his wife.

2 1. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.

22, rhetoric, wine makes heroic courage. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

23, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

24. When pouring wine, it is windy and drizzling. You can talk sweetly when you persuade wine. When drinking, say something bold. Drink too much and talk nonsense. Finally, it rained cats and dogs. Fall to the ground and say nothing.

25. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking, and the road will be bumpy. Whoever doesn't drink will drink.

26, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, half a catty of walking, I am not leaving.

27, a few friends are drunk very simply, and it doesn't matter if one person is drunk. I don't know if this is self-mockery or comfort.

28. When will there be a moon in the sky? I stopped my glass and asked now.

29. People get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

30. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who sleeps on the street?

3 1, everyone drinks to relieve loneliness, and drinking alone can nourish loneliness.

32. Two little bees fly to the flowers.

33. The biggest sorrow is that I am only happy for what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

34, a lifetime of good brothers, a glass of wine, a lifetime of love, the friendship between brothers lasts forever.

35. It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than a rift in your feelings.

36. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

37. I said I was drunk to eight, and my wife loved me to eight, but you drank until you vomited and loved to break up.

38. The bottles and jars are empty, the cups and plates are still there, and Zhang Zhang always blushes.

39. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.

40. I met smoke alone, and I met wine alone.

4 1, it is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

42, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

43, today's wine, drunk today, don't live too tired. All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

44. If you can be comfortable, who will choose to be displaced? If this glass of wine can make me forget all my sadness, then I'll do it first.

45, drinking is drinking, I am very simple, you don't let me think too much.