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For a while, I was almost aborted by my mother. What kind of adventure did C Ronaldo experience before he was born?

Because Ronaldo didn't compete for the other three children in the family, the last born child is always easy to give up. At that time, his mother was going to give him up because of family difficulties. His mother has come to the doctor's office. I didn't expect the doctor to end a child's life by himself, so his mother had to go home sadly. When she got home, she still didn't give up. Drinking, smoking and strenuous exercise just want him to fall down naturally, but it's a pity that Ronaldo was born in the end.

I once read a joke. When a child was born, his hand was clenched. His parents curiously opened it and found a contraceptive pill. It's a joke, but it's a bit like Cristiano Ronaldo. They are all deadly children. Parents usually value the boss, so when the family is poor, they don't like children who appear after contraceptive failure. A doctor is needed at this time.

C Ronaldo's mother is particularly disgusted with C Ronaldo who has not yet been born, because the family can't afford to raise four children. At that time, she went to see a doctor, who turned her down. It seems that the birth of Cristiano Ronaldo is actually due to the doctor. After all, no matter how strong his vitality is, he can't resist the operation.

I thought Cristiano Ronaldo survived like this, but I didn't expect his mother to be a persistent person. At home, she decided to use the limits of the human body to let the children flow away naturally. She started drinking and exercising too much, but in the end it was useless. The child's life is so great that he can only choose to give birth to this child in the end.

C Ronaldo finally came to this world with strong vitality and the generosity of doctors, and this child's love for football from an early age is also different. In the end, he finally stood at the top of the pyramid with his own efforts. He can only say that Ronaldo was different from others since he was a child. His life was not given by his mother, but by himself. It shows that he knew from an early age that his destiny should be in his own hands.