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Ask brother-in-law for complete lines
Peisi Chen: Simple, sigh. ...
Zhu Shimao: Sheriff, Sheriff, I'm a black cat. The mouse was caught. Return to the team immediately. Yes, the black cat understands. Let's leave now.
Peisi Chen: brother-in-law
Zhu Shimao: Xiao Er.
Peisi Chen: Brother-in-law, is it really you?
Zhu Shimao: How could it be you, Xiao Er?
Peisi Chen: Open it for me quickly.
Zhu Shimao: Oh, you are really, how can you gather people to show pornographic videos?
Peisi Chen: No, I didn't put it there.
Zhu Shimao: I can't even look at it.
Peisi Chen: Actually, I didn't read it.
Zhu Shimao: Xiao Er, look at that thing. What do you think you are doing?
Peisi Chen: I haven't seen it. This is the first time.
Zhu Shimao: We haven't been staring at that point for a day or two.
Peisi Chen: So you saw me?
Zhu Shimao: I didn't see it.
Peisi Chen: That's right. This is really my first time. I didn't see anything. What crime do you think it is?
Zhu Shimao: Is it really the first time?
Peisi Chen: This is really my first time.
Zhu Shimao: But I didn't see you go in today.
Peisi Chen: Yes, but most people don't recognize this headdress.
Zhu Shimao: It's not your first time.
Peisi Chen: How could I miss it?
Zhu Shimao: Let's go to the police station.
Peisi Chen: This is the first time.
Zhu Shimao: Take a walk.
Peisi Chen: Look at this little thing. What are you doing?
Zhu Shimao: Xiao Er, you are one of the six evils, you know. Leaders at all levels, from central to local, are trying again.
Peisi Chen: You've been arresting me?
Zhu Shimao: Grasp these problems. This is about ...
Peisi Chen: I said, I said, will you stop giving me big lessons?
Zhu Shimao: No, these questions.
Peisi Chen: Are you addicted?
Zhu Shimao: No.
Peisi Chen: If you are addicted, go home and tell your grandmother.
Zhu Shimao: Why did you tell grandma?
Peisi Chen: Grandma is deaf. She doesn't mind listening.
Zhu Shimao: Look at the way you talk, you ...
Peisi Chen: Cut the crap. Here, here, open it for me.
Zhu Shimao: Xiao Er, if it was someone else, I would have opened it.
Peisi Chen: So what?
Zhu Shimao: Because you are my brother-in-law.
Peisi Chen: Yes, come on.
Zhu Shimao: Isn't it selfish to open it?
Peisi Chen: Are you sick?
Zhu Shimao: What's the matter?
Peisi Chen: Haven't you and my sister registered yet?
Zhu Shimao: Yes.
Peisi Chen: Legally speaking, we are not related by blood.
Zhu Shimao: The law is the law, so we should respect the facts.
Peisi Chen: What's the matter? Do you and my sister have a factual basis?
Zhu Shimao: No, your sister and I actually. ...
Peisi Chen: Isn't that true?
Zhu Shimao: You, how can you think that?
Peisi Chen: What? Let's leave now.
Zhu Shimao: No, no,
Peisi Chen: Come with me.
Zhu Shimao: Xiao Er.
Peisi Chen: Go ahead.
Zhu Shimao: What?
Peisi Chen: To the police station.
Zhu Shimao: What's this for?
Peisi Chen: Let your leader make it clear. Go ahead, go ahead.
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