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Ask brother-in-law for complete lines

Zhu Shimao: Stop, run, stop.

Peisi Chen: Simple, sigh. ...

Zhu Shimao: Sheriff, Sheriff, I'm a black cat. The mouse was caught. Return to the team immediately. Yes, the black cat understands. Let's leave now.

Peisi Chen: brother-in-law

Zhu Shimao: Xiao Er.

Peisi Chen: Brother-in-law, is it really you?

Zhu Shimao: How could it be you, Xiao Er?

Peisi Chen: Open it for me quickly.

Zhu Shimao: Oh, you are really, how can you gather people to show pornographic videos?

Peisi Chen: No, I didn't put it there.

Zhu Shimao: I can't even look at it.

Peisi Chen: Actually, I didn't read it.

Zhu Shimao: Xiao Er, look at that thing. What do you think you are doing?

Peisi Chen: I haven't seen it. This is the first time.

Zhu Shimao: We haven't been staring at that point for a day or two.

Peisi Chen: So you saw me?

Zhu Shimao: I didn't see it.

Peisi Chen: That's right. This is really my first time. I didn't see anything. What crime do you think it is?

Zhu Shimao: Is it really the first time?

Peisi Chen: This is really my first time.

Zhu Shimao: But I didn't see you go in today.

Peisi Chen: Yes, but most people don't recognize this headdress.

Zhu Shimao: It's not your first time.

Peisi Chen: How could I miss it?

Zhu Shimao: Let's go to the police station.

Peisi Chen: This is the first time.

Zhu Shimao: Take a walk.

Peisi Chen: Look at this little thing. What are you doing?

Zhu Shimao: Xiao Er, you are one of the six evils, you know. Leaders at all levels, from central to local, are trying again.

Peisi Chen: You've been arresting me?

Zhu Shimao: Grasp these problems. This is about ...

Peisi Chen: I said, I said, will you stop giving me big lessons?

Zhu Shimao: No, these questions.

Peisi Chen: Are you addicted?

Zhu Shimao: No.

Peisi Chen: If you are addicted, go home and tell your grandmother.

Zhu Shimao: Why did you tell grandma?

Peisi Chen: Grandma is deaf. She doesn't mind listening.

Zhu Shimao: Look at the way you talk, you ...

Peisi Chen: Cut the crap. Here, here, open it for me.

Zhu Shimao: Xiao Er, if it was someone else, I would have opened it.

Peisi Chen: So what?

Zhu Shimao: Because you are my brother-in-law.

Peisi Chen: Yes, come on.

Zhu Shimao: Isn't it selfish to open it?

Peisi Chen: Are you sick?

Zhu Shimao: What's the matter?

Peisi Chen: Haven't you and my sister registered yet?

Zhu Shimao: Yes.

Peisi Chen: Legally speaking, we are not related by blood.

Zhu Shimao: The law is the law, so we should respect the facts.

Peisi Chen: What's the matter? Do you and my sister have a factual basis?

Zhu Shimao: No, your sister and I actually. ...

Peisi Chen: Isn't that true?

Zhu Shimao: You, how can you think that?

Peisi Chen: What? Let's leave now.

Zhu Shimao: No, no,

Peisi Chen: Come with me.

Zhu Shimao: Xiao Er.

Peisi Chen: Go ahead.

Zhu Shimao: What?

Peisi Chen: To the police station.

Zhu Shimao: What's this for?

Peisi Chen: Let your leader make it clear. Go ahead, go ahead.