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What does it mean to eat and sleep and fight peas? What does it mean to fight peas?
The joke of "eat and sleep and fight peas" is as follows:
A reporter went to the South Pole to interview a group of penguins. He asked the first penguin, "What do you do every day?" Penguin said, "Eat, sleep and beat peas." Then he asked the second penguin, and the penguin still said, "Eat and sleep and fight peas." The reporter asked other penguins doubtfully, and the answers were all the same. So he kept asking 99 penguins. When walking next to the100th little penguin, the reporter went over and asked it: What do you do every day? The little penguin replied, "Eat and sleep." The reporter was surprised and asked, "Why don't you fight peas?" The little penguin curled his mouth and said, "I am a pea."
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