Classic funny quotes for the beginning of school

A selection of classic funny quotes for the beginning of school

As the summer vacation is coming to an end, the beginning of school is about to come. You should be funny when school starts. Below is a selection of classic funny quotes for the start of school that I have collected for you. You are welcome to read them.

1. School is about to start. In Fang Zizhou’s words: Who agreed with you to start school! Do you have proof that we let the summer vacation go!?

2. In two days, the sultry seniors will replace their flip flops with canvas shoes, their flowery pants with jeans, put away their sleazy smiles, hide their sultry eyes, help you lead the way, and carry your bags. I’ll solve your puzzles, answer your doubts, ask for your phone number, ask you for buckles, screw everyone, and add you as a friend! Yes, the seniors are ready to go!

3. I am about to start school. How can I comfort you when school is about to start?

4. Who can ask the teacher for a leave of absence for me? I have a phobia about starting school.

5. Summer homework is actually for you to write for a month, and the teacher will write a review.

6. Summer vacation, you can’t die! You can’t die! What will I do if you die? I don’t want to go with Mr. Xia Tian! I don’t want it! Summer vacation, are you going to abandon me? I want to How can we survive? Mr. Start-up, please stay away from me! I don’t want to go with you! What the hell?

7. Please give me high temperature! Please be exposed to the sun! Please be forty degrees! Please let me have rain! Let’s have a hard time. It doesn’t matter! We must let the freshman children get exercise!!!

8. Those who are looking forward to the start of school are because there are people in other places, and those who are not looking forward to the start of school are because there are people in the local area!

9. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. You read it or you don't, the book is there and you have to read it sooner or later. Whether you listen to the class or not, the teacher is there and will not leave until get out of class is over. Whether you study or not, the exam is there and will never give up. You come or you don't come, the roll call is there, love comes or not. Go to school in silence. Lonely and helpless.

10. Those seniors who wear slippers to class, they are just being frank. Maybe you will welcome that well-dressed senior who only wears shoes on that day every semester.

11. If anyone says I am fat when school starts, I will die with him.

12. The beginning of school is like going to jail. You are sentenced today and will go to jail tomorrow.

13. It’s September? It’s that time again when the senior seduces the junior, the junior seduces the senior, the senior covets the junior, the junior clings to the senior, the senior is jealous of the junior, the junior hates the senior, Is it the season when the seniors abandon the seniors, the seniors retaliate against the seniors, the seniors deceive the juniors, the juniors fawn over the seniors, the juniors pursue the juniors, and the juniors reject the juniors?

14. A good senior does not welcome new students. Yes, those people who rush to help you carry your luggage as soon as you settle down. They are not good seniors, they are good wolves. The kindest people are just selling phone cards.

15. Congratulations to Peking University, Dalian University of Technology, National University of Defense Technology, Huazhong University of Science and Technology, Nanjing University, Xiamen University, Shandong University, Shanghai Jiao Tong University, Sichuan University, Wuhan University, Zhejiang University, Science of China National University of Technology and China Agricultural University have entered the first echelon of the semester!

16. Let me tell you a piece of tragic news that will make you cry, burst into tears, absolutely shocked, and quite regrettable news: Dear, your summer vacation The balance has been less than 10 days. If you need to recharge a large amount, you have to wait another 5 months!

17. Don’t mention the start of school to me, it will hurt your feelings. The motherland has not yet been unified, so I am not in the mood to study.

18. If you don’t copy your homework, school will start again

19. School is like a prison. You can’t get in when you want to come in, and you can’t get out when you want to get out. Occasionally, you meet the principal. It's like meeting the warden.

20. I really hope that school starts every year, once every four years!

21. The tuition fee for elementary school is mouth, the tuition fee for junior high school is pen, the tuition fee for high school is brain, and the tuition fee for university is flow .

22. I have the evil spirit of Fenji, and my resentment becomes heavier when I hear the school starts. Don’t push me, I’m afraid I can’t control it.

23. School, you can get me 'People can't get my heart.

24. The tears you shed now when you are making up your homework are the water in your brain when you were wandering.

25. Who can ask the teacher for a leave for me? I have a phobia of starting school.

26. The countdown to the start of school, seize the time to play hard and go to school to catch up on your sleep.

27. How many children complain that the winter vacation is too fast? That’s because school is about to start and homework has not been finished.

28. In two days, the sultry seniors will replace their flip flops with canvas shoes, their floral pants with jeans, put away their sleazy smiles, hide their sullen eyes, and help you Guide the way, carry your bags for you, solve your puzzles, answer your doubts, ask for your phone number, ask you questions, screw everyone, and add you as a friend! Yes, the seniors are ready to go!

29 , I would like to tell you a piece of terrible, uproaring, crying, heartbroken, absolutely shocked, and quite regrettable news: Dear, your summer balance is less than 10 days. If you need to recharge a large amount, you still need to wait for another month!

30. Don’t envy me for having a girlfriend. If you want to envy me, just envy me for being handsomer than you

31. I just want to go through a journey happily with you, but you don’t give me any advice. I have a chance

32. I have to go to the edge of death every time to make up my homework. This is youth

33. When others send you hello, don’t reply. , should go back to Kugou

34. School is about to start. In Fang Zizhou’s words: Who agreed with you to start school! Do you have proof that we let the summer vacation go!?

35. In the eyes of teachers, we are always the worst students!

36. I dedicated my most affectionate eyes to the mobile phone screen

37. Remember that I am aloof. Please don’t be fooled by my frequent madness

38. We started school in a flash

39. School is like a prison. You can’t get in when you want to get in, and you can’t get in when you want to get out. When I was in bed and couldn't get out, I occasionally bumped into the principal, which was like bumping into the warden.

40. How I wish I had only two days of classes a week and five days off.

41. The phone bill is gone, the data is gone, the text messages are gone, the winter vacation is gone, but there is still homework.

42. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

43. Summer vacation uncle, please don’t break up, shall we?

44. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called Not at all, and there is a kind of multiple-choice question called Everything seems right. , there is a kind of calculation question called crying while doing it, there is a kind of application question called getting up and falling apart, there is a kind of proof question called proving your sister, there is a kind of examination scope called "the whole book is tested", there is a kind of examination focus called "I will tell you" Are all the important points?

45. Homework mistress, don’t bother me, I’m on vacation!

46. You exist in my stay up late yesterday, in my night, in my dreams , in my all-nighter. Goodbye, my winter vacation.

47. It turned out that I didn’t have anyone I liked at school, so I really had no motivation at all to go to school.

48. You should use Alipay to pay tuition. Confirm the payment after the results are out. If you give good or bad reviews, it depends on your mood. If you fail the course, you will apply for a refund. The teacher will follow behind you and say, please give me a good review. , dear, please choose this course, dear, dear, my transcript has been sent, please check it.

49. Everyone said that the homework has not been done. If I see you hand in all the homework tomorrow, we will cut off the relationship.

50. You exist. In my late night stay yesterday, in my night, in my dream. In my all nighter. Goodbye, my summer vacation. ;