Tell me some jokes.

■ The autumn night is slightly cool, and the summer heat has disappeared. Take a walk with friends. She said, do you have a thousand dollars? I said no, she said, do you have 500 yuan? I said no. She said, do you have a hundred dollars? I said, I'll break your teeth with pliers. She covered her mouth and said, well, do you have a dollar of juice to lend me to take the bus ... and then we both laughed in the empty street.

■ Probably in the spring of 2005 or earlier. At that time, peas were not called peas. He is just an ordinary and shy foreign child. On that day, when the children who went to the zoo together confessed to Mr. Pastor that "peanuts should not be thrown into the elephant pen", Mr. Pastor forgave the children for feeding animals. Then, our little friend came to the priest with tears in his eyes and said, "My name is peanut."

At the same time, in the north and south poles of the earth, penguins and polar bears have forged a deep and unusual friendship. Penguins often set off from the South Pole, along a meridian, heading south, firmly moving in the direction of friendship. It is not an animal with a good memory, so maybe one day you will see a frustrated little penguin muttering, "I forgot to turn off the gas …" and then go home firmly. I forgot to mention, it will take almost 20 years. However, polar bears' understanding of friendship is obviously different from that of penguins. When the penguin went through all kinds of hardships, turned off the water, electricity, gas, refrigerator and TV, locked the safes in the doors and windows, shouted "polar bear, I'm coming to play with you" and knocked on the polar bear's door, the polar bear said, "I don't want to play."

■ Cold jokes were born in the first year.

A lot of things happened in the first year. The most important thing is that the peanut boy became a penguin named Doudou. I don't think he knows what's going on himself, so he asked all the family members, "am I really a penguin?" ..... "Then why am I so cold ..." Being a penguin doesn't mean the troubles disappear. "Eating, sleeping and beating peas" has become the daily life of other penguins, and we can only extend our deepest sympathy to the children of "Enterprise Goose".

It was also in this year that cold air froze temperate and tropical plants and animals, and even human beings were not spared. Tomatoes, tofu and plums, cows, sheep, earthworms and camels, I will go on stage if you are cold.

Tomatoes used to be foreign tomatoes. It is said that when the whole family crossed the road, it fell behind and a car ran over it. Its mother called it back: "catch up!" ..... Ketchup. The child with ketchup replied feebly, "Aren't we tomatoes ... why can we talk ..." Tofu and plum often feel weak and sore all over. Cattle think they are kangaroos, sheep like to hold their breath, earthworms are used to self-mutilation, and camels like to laugh at each other best.

■ In such a chaotic and vivid era, two new stars, Ran Ran, appeared. They are Xiao Ming and Little White Rabbit. Their deeds were passed down by word of mouth, and their stories were widely celebrated. It really deserves to be Xiao Ming in the crowd and Xiao Bai in the rabbit.

Xiaoming's life is legendary.

When he was a child, he was a child full of curiosity about himself and the world. He once asked his mother, "Am I a stupid child?" Do I look like a kite? "Mother lovingly replied," silly child, how can you be a silly child? "You don't look like a kite at all." So Xiao Ming ran out happily, running and running, and he flew.

Later, Xiaoming went to school. At this time, he had a scientific name, called Qingcheng. In You Ji, an autobiographical film of Xiaoming this winter, we can see Xiaoming's heroic spirit soaring in the blue sky. Xiao Ming is a student with strong understanding ability, but he is as precious as gold. Every time the teacher asks a question, he is always silent until the teacher says, "You, too." Xiao Ming said helplessly, "cheeky."

Then Xiaoming grew up. He is no longer afraid of being said to look like a kite, because every time he leans down at the wellhead, someone will say, "Don't throw bricks at it." Xiaoming is very sad. He decided to jump off a building. He jumped from the tenth floor to the ninth floor, from the ninth floor to the eighth floor, from the eighth floor to the seventh floor, from the seventh floor to the sixth floor, from the sixth floor to the fifth floor, from the fifth floor to the fourth floor, from the fourth floor to the third floor, from the third floor to the second floor and from the second floor to the first floor. Then Xiaoming was hungry and went home for dinner.

■ Xiaoming's death has always been a mystery. Some people say that he was thrown from the thirteenth floor and died, while others say that he died because he lent a rubber to his deskmate. The most mysterious statement is: small.

Although Ming got married and enjoyed his life, he died because of three feathers of different colors. We don't know the decisive link, which has always attracted the attention of many historians and history lovers.

■ Just when Xiao Ming lived happily, the sphere of influence of the White Rabbit was quietly expanding. Among all the cold jokes, I like the white rabbit best. Whether it's Penguin Xiaoming or fruits and vegetables, they are so fragile that people are sad, only white rabbits! Well, only the white rabbit is naive, cunning and tenacious, which makes people happy.

The white rabbit is rich, just like his brother Dabai. Although in the early years, the white rabbit was bullied by bears and wolves because it didn't wear a hat because of its white hair, when it grew up, it fought back hard, making the wolf be eaten by lions and the bear become * * *. Since then, no one can stop the light of the white rabbit.

Rabbits have a wide range of interests. It likes fishing, although it was protested by the fish: "Can you not use carrots as bait?" It also likes to help others and often advises drug addicts to run happily in the forest with it. Sometimes, white rabbits also deal with humans. In the matter of buying buns and carrots, it shows us the indomitable peak that a rabbit can achieve.

Of course, the most admirable thing is its wisdom. Giraffe never thought that after showing off the benefits of eating with a long neck to the little white rabbit, the little white rabbit would look at it and say, "Did you throw up?"