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Friends circle poison chicken soup copy funny collection of 20 sentences
2. Is suffering a blessing? Who will give this blessing to whom?
3, the money is amazing! I'm sorry, it's amazing to have money.
When you are lovelorn, many young people think that the whole world has abandoned themselves. Don't be silly, the world doesn't need you at all.
5. There is no absolute fairness. Sometimes life is like this, but there is no reason.
6. Life is like this, with laughter and tears. Some people are mainly responsible for laughter, while others are mainly responsible for tears.
7. Poor and boring people are the most likely to be affectionate.
8. Don't forget what others said when they were angry, because that is often the truth; Don't hate the person who says this, because it's another way for him to let you see yourself clearly.
9. Stop complaining that you can't find the right person in your life. There are four multiple-choice questions in mathematics at the beginning, and you can't find the correct answer!
10, there is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you ugly and have no money?
1 1, you did your best, but you may not be inferior to others.
12, you collapsed until 4: 30 in the morning and he slept until 8: 00.
13, don't always think about marrying love or money. The reality is that most girls cannot marry love or money. As you thought when you were a child, going to Tsinghua or Peking University is the same.
14. Some people have poor social skills. You can only make friends with like-minded people who appreciate each other. And those who are not easy-going and don't like themselves, but can bring themselves promotion, they are unable to deal with them.
15, do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.
16, you have to have five senses before others will understand your three views.
When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.
18, Cinderella in fairy tales is poor, but all are beautiful. Are you pretty?
19, who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.
20. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly look, he will definitely give you a very low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.
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