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The mango was squashed, and he wanted to prove that it was a joke to eat it with a bite, which made the whole car sick.
My buddy suddenly wanted to eat mango at work this morning, so he took one when he went out.
After getting on the bus, he played with his mobile phone and stuffed mango into his fart pocket.
When he sat down, there was only a slight muffled sound, and a large piece of yellow mango meat was squeezed out from under his ass, and then ... and then a car full of people went down. Holy cow, my uncles and aunts all looked at him with strange eyes, but they didn't listen to his explanation! !
In order to explain clearly, he grabbed a handful and put it in his mouth, telling everyone that it was really not shit.
That's great. Everyone who got off the bus threw up.
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